Michael
@mdes350.bsky.social
UCF 2019 ⚔️
RPCV Bénin 🇧🇯
CSEL Pilot 🛫
He/Him
RPCV Bénin 🇧🇯
CSEL Pilot 🛫
He/Him
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Making
Aviation
Gravely dangerous for
America
Aviation
Gravely dangerous for
America
November 9, 2025 at 8:53 PM
Making
Aviation
Gravely dangerous for
America
Aviation
Gravely dangerous for
America
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sometimes an Oxford comma can make all the difference
November 8, 2025 at 12:36 PM
sometimes an Oxford comma can make all the difference
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Lorde looks luminous in newly shared photo.
July 10, 2025 at 11:21 PM
Lorde looks luminous in newly shared photo.
Inshallah they find her
July 3, 2025 at 12:06 AM
Inshallah they find her
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HANNIBAL: You spoke of rats.
ERIC ADAMS: Rats have no place in our city. No swag.
HANNIBAL: The rat scurries in filth seeking a crumb. Hated and hunted, he reproduces triumphantly. Is that not swag?
ADAMS: Doctor Lecter, you have a lot to learn about the definition of swag.
ERIC ADAMS: Rats have no place in our city. No swag.
HANNIBAL: The rat scurries in filth seeking a crumb. Hated and hunted, he reproduces triumphantly. Is that not swag?
ADAMS: Doctor Lecter, you have a lot to learn about the definition of swag.
June 30, 2025 at 1:09 PM
HANNIBAL: You spoke of rats.
ERIC ADAMS: Rats have no place in our city. No swag.
HANNIBAL: The rat scurries in filth seeking a crumb. Hated and hunted, he reproduces triumphantly. Is that not swag?
ADAMS: Doctor Lecter, you have a lot to learn about the definition of swag.
ERIC ADAMS: Rats have no place in our city. No swag.
HANNIBAL: The rat scurries in filth seeking a crumb. Hated and hunted, he reproduces triumphantly. Is that not swag?
ADAMS: Doctor Lecter, you have a lot to learn about the definition of swag.
Flying in Florida is super cool because yesterday while doing a practice engine failure there was a giant alligator crossing right where I was lined up to land
June 20, 2025 at 5:12 PM
Flying in Florida is super cool because yesterday while doing a practice engine failure there was a giant alligator crossing right where I was lined up to land
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"Were treated like dogs. Theyre making us lay on the floor. Were here to help Waymo"
Its ok grandpa. The war ended 40 years ago. Go to sleep
Its ok grandpa. The war ended 40 years ago. Go to sleep
June 10, 2025 at 1:37 AM
"Were treated like dogs. Theyre making us lay on the floor. Were here to help Waymo"
Its ok grandpa. The war ended 40 years ago. Go to sleep
Its ok grandpa. The war ended 40 years ago. Go to sleep
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'Gays Too Precious To Risk In Combat,' Says General
June 2, 2025 at 5:01 PM
'Gays Too Precious To Risk In Combat,' Says General
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"To understand who is in control, observe who you are not allowed to criticize." -Voltaire
May 30, 2025 at 2:04 AM
"To understand who is in control, observe who you are not allowed to criticize." -Voltaire
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PALPATINE HOLOGRAM: 𝑨𝑹𝑬 𝑾𝑬 𝑶𝑵 𝑻𝑹𝑨𝑪𝑲 𝑻𝑶 𝑴𝑬𝑬𝑻 𝑶𝑼𝑹 𝑸𝑼𝑨𝑹𝑻𝑬𝑹𝑳𝒀 𝑲𝑷𝑰𝑺?
IMPERIAL BUREAUCRAT: Y-yes my lord.
PALPATINE: 𝒀𝑶𝑼’𝑹𝑬 𝑨 𝑹𝑶𝑪𝑲𝑺𝑻𝑨𝑹. 𝑳𝑬𝑻’𝑺 𝑻𝑶𝑼𝑪𝑯 𝑩𝑨𝑺𝑬 𝑳𝑨𝑻𝑬𝑹.
IMPERIAL BUREAUCRAT: Y-yes my lord.
PALPATINE: 𝒀𝑶𝑼’𝑹𝑬 𝑨 𝑹𝑶𝑪𝑲𝑺𝑻𝑨𝑹. 𝑳𝑬𝑻’𝑺 𝑻𝑶𝑼𝑪𝑯 𝑩𝑨𝑺𝑬 𝑳𝑨𝑻𝑬𝑹.
May 16, 2025 at 7:40 PM
PALPATINE HOLOGRAM: 𝑨𝑹𝑬 𝑾𝑬 𝑶𝑵 𝑻𝑹𝑨𝑪𝑲 𝑻𝑶 𝑴𝑬𝑬𝑻 𝑶𝑼𝑹 𝑸𝑼𝑨𝑹𝑻𝑬𝑹𝑳𝒀 𝑲𝑷𝑰𝑺?
IMPERIAL BUREAUCRAT: Y-yes my lord.
PALPATINE: 𝒀𝑶𝑼’𝑹𝑬 𝑨 𝑹𝑶𝑪𝑲𝑺𝑻𝑨𝑹. 𝑳𝑬𝑻’𝑺 𝑻𝑶𝑼𝑪𝑯 𝑩𝑨𝑺𝑬 𝑳𝑨𝑻𝑬𝑹.
IMPERIAL BUREAUCRAT: Y-yes my lord.
PALPATINE: 𝒀𝑶𝑼’𝑹𝑬 𝑨 𝑹𝑶𝑪𝑲𝑺𝑻𝑨𝑹. 𝑳𝑬𝑻’𝑺 𝑻𝑶𝑼𝑪𝑯 𝑩𝑨𝑺𝑬 𝑳𝑨𝑻𝑬𝑹.
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What would be the funniest city for a Pope to come from? I’m going with Tampa
May 8, 2025 at 10:22 PM
What would be the funniest city for a Pope to come from? I’m going with Tampa
Andor may be one of the best shows I have ever watched
May 7, 2025 at 6:31 AM
Andor may be one of the best shows I have ever watched
Panic about trans women in sports is going to be viewed the same way we look at segregated water fountains btw
April 22, 2025 at 1:21 PM
Panic about trans women in sports is going to be viewed the same way we look at segregated water fountains btw
Hey guys I was just hired as chief tomb inspector for Golgotha. Can’t wait to start tomorrow!
April 19, 2025 at 5:39 PM
Hey guys I was just hired as chief tomb inspector for Golgotha. Can’t wait to start tomorrow!
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i have no doubt that senator van hollen was genuinely concerned for the safety and welfare of abrego garcia BUT ALSO this is what i'm talking about when i say POLITICAL AMBITION. van hollen may well make himself a household name and nationally recognized political figure with this move
April 18, 2025 at 1:38 AM
i have no doubt that senator van hollen was genuinely concerned for the safety and welfare of abrego garcia BUT ALSO this is what i'm talking about when i say POLITICAL AMBITION. van hollen may well make himself a household name and nationally recognized political figure with this move
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I said my main goal of this trip was to meet with Kilmar. Tonight I had that chance. I have called his wife, Jennifer, to pass along his message of love. I look forward to providing a full update upon my return.
April 18, 2025 at 1:02 AM
I said my main goal of this trip was to meet with Kilmar. Tonight I had that chance. I have called his wife, Jennifer, to pass along his message of love. I look forward to providing a full update upon my return.
Whoever thought this up should be bashed over the head with a big acme hammer
There’s throwing shit at the wall to see what sticks, and several levels below that is whatever this is.
Meta wants you to use your phone as a 'second screen' in movie theaters to interact with a chatbot
Meta's Movie Mate technology will be used during an upcoming showing of the Blumhouse hit "M3GAN" for its Halfway to Halloween Festival.
www.businessinsider.com
April 10, 2025 at 1:29 PM
Whoever thought this up should be bashed over the head with a big acme hammer
If there’s one thing investors love, it’s volatility in the market. This is what GREATNESS looks like!
April 7, 2025 at 7:21 PM
If there’s one thing investors love, it’s volatility in the market. This is what GREATNESS looks like!
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stocks briefly rallied on Monday after CNBC ran a Citigroup ad featuring a purple haired lesbian and investors speculated that Woke is being restored
April 7, 2025 at 3:39 PM
stocks briefly rallied on Monday after CNBC ran a Citigroup ad featuring a purple haired lesbian and investors speculated that Woke is being restored
Thought this was some before and after HRT
Joining me tonight on National Weekend Evenings…
@peterfitz1.bsky.social and Alice Zaslavsky. Listen live from 7:30pm on your local ABC digital radio station or here:
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@peterfitz1.bsky.social and Alice Zaslavsky. Listen live from 7:30pm on your local ABC digital radio station or here:
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April 5, 2025 at 3:52 PM
Thought this was some before and after HRT
His heart grew three sizes that day
April 5, 2025 at 4:52 AM
His heart grew three sizes that day
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Ohh "America First" was a hit list
April 3, 2025 at 6:43 PM
Ohh "America First" was a hit list
Everyone say hello to Purrl ❤️
March 30, 2025 at 4:43 PM
Everyone say hello to Purrl ❤️