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meansgirl @meansgirl.bsky.social · 10h

This has been the LONGEST day

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meansgirl @meansgirl.bsky.social · 1d

Arbor Mist 💀

meansgirl @meansgirl.bsky.social · 1d

Her 9 year old brother is going as a cardboard box. So.

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meansgirl @meansgirl.bsky.social · 1d

11 year old trying to decide what to be for Halloween. It has gone from “I want to go as my cat” to “Mira, no, Zoey from KPDH” to “ACTUALLY” and it’s a plague doctor costume that is just head to toe black and a mask.

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meansgirl @meansgirl.bsky.social · 2d

What Baltimore nerd lives near Alexander’s Tavern SOHA???

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meansgirl @meansgirl.bsky.social · 2d

Add another trip to HD to the list. My hands are frozen in claws from all the painting.

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meansgirl @meansgirl.bsky.social · 2d

I've always wanted a decent tub and this was a major selling point of the house. Every place we looked at, I got in the tub to see if it was comfortable.

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meansgirl @meansgirl.bsky.social · 3d

BUT THE BATHTUB IS SO DEEP THE WATER COMES UP TO MY SHOULDERS

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meansgirl @meansgirl.bsky.social · 3d

New house, the first 3 days:
Trips to Home Depot: 4
Gallons of paint: 10
Rooms finished: 1
Holes spackled: a billion
Feeling: tired but pleased
Concerns: there are rats in the back yard, the kitchen sink is leaky, and we can’t figure out the fancy camera doorbell. Also we have bad cell service.

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meansgirl @meansgirl.bsky.social · 3d

This is very familiar. My TWENTY year old cat whomst I BOTTLE FED as a kitten? Doesn’t care about me anymore. I am trash compared to 😍Papa😍 Look at this. My former child, pictured left.

Gonzo, a traitor, is tucked in with her boyfriend, while Creole who ALSO used to be my cat, luxuriates on top of the covers.

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meansgirl @meansgirl.bsky.social · 4d

That’s you and North America’s Foremost Frank Sinatra Expert.

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meansgirl @meansgirl.bsky.social · 4d

My kids recently met you at school! They loved Pocket Bear. My oldest in particular really enjoyed your visit!

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meansgirl @meansgirl.bsky.social · 4d

We are homeowners 🏡

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María @mariavictoria.bsky.social · 6d

Your wife should also know that research shows traditional gifted programs further inequality and routinely leave out BIPOC and low income kids. Rethinking how to give ALL students in early elementary access to high quality education that meets their needs is best for all.

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dr. eerie katherine @actualkatherine.bsky.social · 7d

I am once again saying

dr. eerie katherine @actualkatherine.bsky.social · Aug 24

Hot take: shut the fuck up about Baltimore 😭

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Matthew Kenerly @mattk-fs.bsky.social · 8d

Living in Baltimore rocks because it's actually pretty easy to support local. And there's always so much of it!

Baltimore Beat @baltimorebeat.bsky.social · 8d

20 local spots where you can sit down or grab a full meal for $30 or less. baltimorebeat.com/baltimores-b...

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meansgirl @meansgirl.bsky.social · 10d

Agreed, this is exactly how hot days in the fall mess me up! I’ve never been able to articulate why it’s so gross to me.

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good hyuck, babe! @markpopham.bsky.social · Nov 10

RODNEY DANGERFIELD: I grow old... I grow old... *smirks* im gonna wear the bottoms of my trousers rolled! *laughter* Shall I uh... part my hair behind? Do I dare eat a peach?? *introspective* I've heard the mermaids singing, each to each... ahhh, I don't think they're gonna sing to ME though

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meansgirl @meansgirl.bsky.social · 10d

We’re doing it!

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meansgirl @meansgirl.bsky.social · 10d

I love weddings. Even the part where my knees throb the next day because I got too crazy on the dance floor.

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meansgirl @meansgirl.bsky.social · 11d

A little commotion for the dress

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meansgirl @meansgirl.bsky.social · 11d

Excuse our beauty

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meansgirl @meansgirl.bsky.social · 11d

Boston was Wild.

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meansgirl @meansgirl.bsky.social · 11d

I am not the one to ask, as I am a passenger princess. 95-87-Merritt, says my driver. He tends to pick whatever route says it’s quicker so we can minimize time in the car.

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meansgirl @meansgirl.bsky.social · 12d

Today, all of NJ was a complete shit show and NY state was Mad fucking Max. And then the Merritt was legitimately harrowing.

Yall bitches need to get together. You have MONEY up here, even the rest stops in Connecticut are quaint. So start behaving yourselves.

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