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Power corrupts. Absolute power corrupts absolutely. Horsepower corrupts horsily.
October 14, 2025 at 3:55 AM
Power corrupts. Absolute power corrupts absolutely. Horsepower corrupts horsily.
I have an idea for a novel television program. It's about cops. Or maybe doctors.
September 21, 2025 at 3:05 AM
I have an idea for a novel television program. It's about cops. Or maybe doctors.
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No Cowntry for Old Men
September 12, 2025 at 1:47 PM
No Cowntry for Old Men
Tummy hurt so bad I started speaking in Tums
August 17, 2025 at 1:32 PM
Tummy hurt so bad I started speaking in Tums
Long day at the consent factory
June 22, 2025 at 2:48 PM
Long day at the consent factory
"But doctor," he says, "I am Zoloft."
June 14, 2025 at 3:43 PM
"But doctor," he says, "I am Zoloft."
[to the tune of Love Buzz by Nirvana]: Can you feel my Ove Glove?
June 13, 2025 at 2:43 AM
[to the tune of Love Buzz by Nirvana]: Can you feel my Ove Glove?
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When Sonic is about to land on a spike
June 6, 2025 at 12:18 AM
When Sonic is about to land on a spike
If your Australian friend is ODing, give them some NOCAN
June 4, 2025 at 2:58 PM
If your Australian friend is ODing, give them some NOCAN
How do I sleep at night? One leg at a time just like everyone else
May 24, 2025 at 1:54 AM
How do I sleep at night? One leg at a time just like everyone else
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"materialism is bad boohoo things won't make you happy"
that's a trinketless mindset, those are the words of somebody who doesn't have cool stuff
that's a trinketless mindset, those are the words of somebody who doesn't have cool stuff
May 21, 2025 at 11:26 PM
"materialism is bad boohoo things won't make you happy"
that's a trinketless mindset, those are the words of somebody who doesn't have cool stuff
that's a trinketless mindset, those are the words of somebody who doesn't have cool stuff
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ANTON CIGUR: whats the most you ever lost in a coin toss
MANAGER: [pulls out medallion that says "TEXAS COIN FLIPPING CHAMPION 1998"]
MANAGER: [pulls out medallion that says "TEXAS COIN FLIPPING CHAMPION 1998"]
May 28, 2024 at 6:41 PM
ANTON CIGUR: whats the most you ever lost in a coin toss
MANAGER: [pulls out medallion that says "TEXAS COIN FLIPPING CHAMPION 1998"]
MANAGER: [pulls out medallion that says "TEXAS COIN FLIPPING CHAMPION 1998"]
The Secret Lives of Mormon Diners, Drive-ins, and Wives
May 17, 2025 at 1:43 AM
The Secret Lives of Mormon Diners, Drive-ins, and Wives
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My papal name would be Pope Smear
May 9, 2025 at 3:41 PM
My papal name would be Pope Smear
That friendology seminar sure was focused on people's skulls
May 9, 2025 at 3:33 PM
That friendology seminar sure was focused on people's skulls
I love that the cardinals get to have secret alone time. their own little fantasy suites
May 8, 2025 at 3:53 AM
I love that the cardinals get to have secret alone time. their own little fantasy suites
Ain't no rule that says a dog can't be pope
May 3, 2025 at 10:15 PM
Ain't no rule that says a dog can't be pope
You can drink a horse's water but you can't lead it on
April 28, 2025 at 8:17 PM
You can drink a horse's water but you can't lead it on
You can but lead a horse to drink horse water
April 28, 2025 at 8:17 PM
You can but lead a horse to drink horse water
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[Pushes cowboy hat back, spits tobacco juice, squints into the distance] Well son looks like we got ourselves a conclave
April 21, 2025 at 8:58 AM
[Pushes cowboy hat back, spits tobacco juice, squints into the distance] Well son looks like we got ourselves a conclave
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unpopular stance: ACAB includes Scully but not Mulder, because there's absolutely no way Fox Mulder understands what the law really is or that his job is to enforce it. he has less capacity for moral cognition than a K9 unit.
March 18, 2025 at 12:16 AM
unpopular stance: ACAB includes Scully but not Mulder, because there's absolutely no way Fox Mulder understands what the law really is or that his job is to enforce it. he has less capacity for moral cognition than a K9 unit.
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guys love to say “dude my balatro run last night was insane” then show you a screenshot like this
March 11, 2025 at 9:50 PM
guys love to say “dude my balatro run last night was insane” then show you a screenshot like this