@megdeitz.bsky.social
There is no longer wait for a medical appointment than waiting for an ultrasound when you have a full bladder
July 8, 2025 at 7:51 PM
There is no longer wait for a medical appointment than waiting for an ultrasound when you have a full bladder
I don’t know if I’m supposed to be turned on by Noah Wyle in the mass casualty episode of The Pitt but here we are.
April 21, 2025 at 1:59 AM
I don’t know if I’m supposed to be turned on by Noah Wyle in the mass casualty episode of The Pitt but here we are.
I am not mentally or emotionally prepared to begin the next season of The Handmaid’s Tale
April 9, 2025 at 11:03 PM
I am not mentally or emotionally prepared to begin the next season of The Handmaid’s Tale
The way I rolled over with such confidence and thought “why is my alarm going off? It’s Saturday” and then went back to sleep
February 28, 2025 at 1:07 PM
The way I rolled over with such confidence and thought “why is my alarm going off? It’s Saturday” and then went back to sleep
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Obama and Biden post eloquent messages of sorrow for those who lost their lives in the plane crash last night. The current tenant in DC takes the opportunity to attack his political opponents. Can you see the difference yet?
January 31, 2025 at 1:13 AM
Obama and Biden post eloquent messages of sorrow for those who lost their lives in the plane crash last night. The current tenant in DC takes the opportunity to attack his political opponents. Can you see the difference yet?
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Democrats should not vote on a single Trump cabinet nominee until this federal assistance freeze is rescinded.
Do not let up.
Do not let up.
January 28, 2025 at 3:54 PM
Democrats should not vote on a single Trump cabinet nominee until this federal assistance freeze is rescinded.
Do not let up.
Do not let up.
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PROP - PR Over Policy.
Don't confuse them.
He is flooding the zone. He knows that media will cover everything he does. Getting people upset. Which helps give him more coverage of the upset people. All just talking about him.
Dems need to be strategic.
Don't confuse them.
He is flooding the zone. He knows that media will cover everything he does. Getting people upset. Which helps give him more coverage of the upset people. All just talking about him.
Dems need to be strategic.
January 28, 2025 at 6:13 PM
PROP - PR Over Policy.
Don't confuse them.
He is flooding the zone. He knows that media will cover everything he does. Getting people upset. Which helps give him more coverage of the upset people. All just talking about him.
Dems need to be strategic.
Don't confuse them.
He is flooding the zone. He knows that media will cover everything he does. Getting people upset. Which helps give him more coverage of the upset people. All just talking about him.
Dems need to be strategic.
Before my promotion I managed to almost never have to talk on the phone. I got everything done via text or email. Now I spend half my day on hold 🫠
January 22, 2025 at 6:31 PM
Before my promotion I managed to almost never have to talk on the phone. I got everything done via text or email. Now I spend half my day on hold 🫠
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Also, I’m not sure who needs to hear this but being a nazi is not a symptom of autism.
January 21, 2025 at 10:44 PM
Also, I’m not sure who needs to hear this but being a nazi is not a symptom of autism.
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This is a great graphic. We knew the facts, but this lays it out so well. This should be shared ad nauseam especially before every election between now and 2028.
January 21, 2025 at 4:48 PM
This is a great graphic. We knew the facts, but this lays it out so well. This should be shared ad nauseam especially before every election between now and 2028.
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He was karate-chopping the neck of a transgender ghost. Calm down everyone.
January 21, 2025 at 5:52 AM
He was karate-chopping the neck of a transgender ghost. Calm down everyone.
Where’s my super cheap gas and basically free eggs?
a judge is sitting at a table in a courtroom pointing at someone .
ALT: a judge is sitting at a table in a courtroom pointing at someone .
media.tenor.com
January 20, 2025 at 10:54 PM
Where’s my super cheap gas and basically free eggs?
Going to Ireland for 10 days in May so I have 10 days to find an Irish husband.
January 20, 2025 at 10:16 PM
Going to Ireland for 10 days in May so I have 10 days to find an Irish husband.
I go away for one massage and TikTok comes back?
January 19, 2025 at 7:04 PM
I go away for one massage and TikTok comes back?
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Donald Trump wants to deport millions.
He has no plans to lower the cost of groceries.
He is gearing up to implement a dangerous agenda and distract you by extending the TikTok ban. Don’t fall for it.
He has no plans to lower the cost of groceries.
He is gearing up to implement a dangerous agenda and distract you by extending the TikTok ban. Don’t fall for it.
January 19, 2025 at 2:27 PM
Donald Trump wants to deport millions.
He has no plans to lower the cost of groceries.
He is gearing up to implement a dangerous agenda and distract you by extending the TikTok ban. Don’t fall for it.
He has no plans to lower the cost of groceries.
He is gearing up to implement a dangerous agenda and distract you by extending the TikTok ban. Don’t fall for it.
I didn’t think the TikTok ban would actually go through, so the sheer coincidence that I booked myself a 90 minute massage for this morning feels like fate.
January 19, 2025 at 2:35 PM
I didn’t think the TikTok ban would actually go through, so the sheer coincidence that I booked myself a 90 minute massage for this morning feels like fate.
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Don't let Donald Trump extending the TikTok ban distract you from the fact that his Administration is about to conduct mass deportations across America in a matter of days.
January 19, 2025 at 2:08 PM
Don't let Donald Trump extending the TikTok ban distract you from the fact that his Administration is about to conduct mass deportations across America in a matter of days.
Some days the horoscope just hits…
January 19, 2025 at 1:47 PM
Some days the horoscope just hits…
Since I’m sort of new here let me introduce you to Ruby. She’s very sleepy 😂
January 19, 2025 at 1:35 PM
Since I’m sort of new here let me introduce you to Ruby. She’s very sleepy 😂
Someone of Facebook actually posted “Can’t you just watch instagram reels? Isn’t that the same thing as TikTok?” 😒 #TikTokBan
January 19, 2025 at 1:23 PM
Someone of Facebook actually posted “Can’t you just watch instagram reels? Isn’t that the same thing as TikTok?” 😒 #TikTokBan
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Getting a new social media app is a lot like starting a new relationship. There’s a lot of rigmarole: you have to get to know it, it has to get to know you. Eventually it sells your personal data to an adversarial government and faces legal sanctions as a result… tale as old as time, really
December 16, 2024 at 10:18 PM
Getting a new social media app is a lot like starting a new relationship. There’s a lot of rigmarole: you have to get to know it, it has to get to know you. Eventually it sells your personal data to an adversarial government and faces legal sanctions as a result… tale as old as time, really
Well you can’t leave or read comments anymore and when you try to view profiles they’re blank so TikTok is already going dark #tiktokban
January 19, 2025 at 3:44 AM
Well you can’t leave or read comments anymore and when you try to view profiles they’re blank so TikTok is already going dark #tiktokban