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human disaster. she/her
i'm getting real tired of #bears games being blacked out in my area.
November 28, 2025 at 9:45 PM
well 10-14" is just not possible. #snoworpenis
November 28, 2025 at 9:15 PM
this is almost enough to make me a lions fan.
Jack White brings out Eminem
November 27, 2025 at 7:54 PM
listen, i was comfortable with the 4-6" and now i'm being told it's more like 6-10" and i don't really know if i'm ready for that. #snoworpenis
November 27, 2025 at 1:38 PM
does this place do hashtags? my mental health needs me to revive #snoworpenis, and the universe is telling me i have to deal with at least 4" inches this weekend.
November 26, 2025 at 12:45 PM
what perfect album came out the year you turned 16?
November 17, 2025 at 3:15 AM
threw the dogs in the car and went hunting for the northern lights. found em.
November 12, 2025 at 3:03 AM
the senate passed their CR bill stuffed with a bunch of bullshit, including language that will destroy the hemp industry.

if that language makes it through the house, the business my husband and i have built over the last 2 years and launched less than 6 months ago will be dead for no good reason.
November 11, 2025 at 2:35 AM
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kinda unfair that we got The Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald by Gordon Lightfoot within a year after the tragedy, meanwhile 9/11 gave us like 20 years of absolute dogshit country music
November 5, 2025 at 4:16 AM
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June 18, 2025 at 12:11 AM
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"I don't want a Disney vacation of our history! I don't a whitewashed history, I don't want a homogenized history. Tell me the wretched truth about America, because that speaks to our greatness" -- 20 hours into his speech, Cory Booker is spitting absolute 🔥
April 1, 2025 at 7:47 PM
cory booker doesn't even look tired! we're all standing with you @booker.senate.gov! well, not literally. i am sitting on my couch.
April 1, 2025 at 10:47 PM
grand canyon fake-ass university
March 21, 2025 at 9:01 PM
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democrats won’t admit it, but my family’s economic outlook has gotten a LOT better since Trump took office. but what do i know? i don’t have a fancy economics degree, i’m just a regular guy who runs an airplane scrapyard
February 18, 2025 at 12:23 AM
Gonna take a cue from Kendrick and really lean into my hater era this year and every year after.
February 10, 2025 at 1:52 AM
I was not on board with flared jeans coming back but Kendrick Lamar might have changed my mind.
February 10, 2025 at 1:41 AM
MUSTAAAAAAAARD
February 10, 2025 at 1:39 AM
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"The revolution about to be televised you picked the right time but the wrong guy"

KENDRICK 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

#superbowl
February 10, 2025 at 1:29 AM
I kinda hope Kendrick does this whole thing with no guests.
February 10, 2025 at 1:33 AM
movie idea: glen powell and adam brody team up to do literally anything.
February 10, 2025 at 1:03 AM
tbh glen powell can be in every commercial and i wouldn't be mad.
February 10, 2025 at 1:01 AM
Wow I hated that so much.
February 10, 2025 at 12:52 AM
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not sure Snoop Dogg fresh off performing at Trump’s inauguration is the best spokesperson for Stand Up To Hate tbh
February 10, 2025 at 12:27 AM
go eagles imo
February 10, 2025 at 12:02 AM
it's time for my annual gripe that super bowl commercials aren't creative anymore.
February 9, 2025 at 11:57 PM