it's tough not to be a cynic when you're always right for being cynical

unfortunately I'm also an opinionated asshole who tends to call those people out. which makes everyone uncomfortable. but I'm usually right and everyone catches up eventually.

the dealership he went to isn't on commission, and he's made at least the salesperson and finance person stay late. because he wanted that month end desperation.

cool, fuck the system and get it when you can. but you just fucked over the people working there, not the dealership. that's a dick move.

we're going to dinner downtown after the movie, I asked my neighbour if she just wanted to take transit, since it's really easy. she said sure, but now she's getting shamed into driving by people who aren't even going with us... ugh.

the magus shot a ray of frost over my head and I got real excited because it was snowing, this is a deeply silly character

three stooges and gilligan's island were decades apart

the party wouldn't let me sign the infernal contract to get the mcguffin. why would I worry about dying in the next hour? I can't die! there's no downside!

I had to steal the contract from them. they tried so hard to stop me.

no idea when we're actually gonna play...

there's a steep learning curve with foundry, I'm very forgiving of people not getting it right away, but for fucks sake art least show up early to ask questions. the gm has been sitting there for an hour, you asshole.

the table was live yesterday and people were on and off all day. you could have asked the question BEFORE game time.

the people on my flight home from norway definitely knew