xian cochran
@melferburque.bsky.social
weirdo in a weird land. commie pinko dirtbag. asexual. bipolar. he/him
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woooohoooo twice light sticks finally shipped they'll be here in time for the concert
December 1, 2025 at 5:10 AM
woooohoooo twice light sticks finally shipped they'll be here in time for the concert
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You can even block people, as a treat
The most precious commodity you have is your attention. You don’t have to waste it on poor-faith debates or arguments with strangers if you don’t think they’ll be productive. You can prioritize the things that matter to you and make your life richer.
December 1, 2025 at 2:57 AM
You can even block people, as a treat
I'm a bit of a social canary in a coal mine. you put me in a room with a bunch of people and I'm gonna find the toxic folks.
December 1, 2025 at 3:14 AM
I'm a bit of a social canary in a coal mine. you put me in a room with a bunch of people and I'm gonna find the toxic folks.
guy I know showed up an hour late to his 5pm appointment to buy a car. they closed at 6.
he made them stay at least an hour now so he could buy the car. he could have left two hours prior but decided to get dinner with everyone first.
and he's butthurt because I'm giving him grief over it.
he made them stay at least an hour now so he could buy the car. he could have left two hours prior but decided to get dinner with everyone first.
and he's butthurt because I'm giving him grief over it.
December 1, 2025 at 3:04 AM
guy I know showed up an hour late to his 5pm appointment to buy a car. they closed at 6.
he made them stay at least an hour now so he could buy the car. he could have left two hours prior but decided to get dinner with everyone first.
and he's butthurt because I'm giving him grief over it.
he made them stay at least an hour now so he could buy the car. he could have left two hours prior but decided to get dinner with everyone first.
and he's butthurt because I'm giving him grief over it.
dear lard, amc pacific place is a shithole. how does the downtown seattle theater not have co2 for the soda machines?
November 30, 2025 at 8:49 PM
dear lard, amc pacific place is a shithole. how does the downtown seattle theater not have co2 for the soda machines?
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I will probably end up getting a car again, but I'm definitely getting something small. I hate how ridiculous cars are in this shithole country. I would love a little four banger mini truck like I drove in high school.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=--83...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=--83...
Keep these Stupid American Trucks out of Europe
YouTube video by Not Just Bikes
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November 30, 2025 at 7:38 PM
I will probably end up getting a car again, but I'm definitely getting something small. I hate how ridiculous cars are in this shithole country. I would love a little four banger mini truck like I drove in high school.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=--83...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=--83...
oneof my friends wanted to see running man for his birthday, so we're doing that today.
"we'll just but tickets at the theatre, there's a fee to buy online"
I get the fee waived, should I just buy the tickets?
"naw, we'll just get them at the theatre"
this is a terrible idea.
"we'll just but tickets at the theatre, there's a fee to buy online"
I get the fee waived, should I just buy the tickets?
"naw, we'll just get them at the theatre"
this is a terrible idea.
November 30, 2025 at 7:28 PM
oneof my friends wanted to see running man for his birthday, so we're doing that today.
"we'll just but tickets at the theatre, there's a fee to buy online"
I get the fee waived, should I just buy the tickets?
"naw, we'll just get them at the theatre"
this is a terrible idea.
"we'll just but tickets at the theatre, there's a fee to buy online"
I get the fee waived, should I just buy the tickets?
"naw, we'll just get them at the theatre"
this is a terrible idea.
incels need to go outside and touch some ass
November 29, 2025 at 6:21 PM
incels need to go outside and touch some ass
this gm named the npc kobolds larry, moe, curly, mary-ann and ginger and it's making my eyelid twitch
November 29, 2025 at 3:54 AM
this gm named the npc kobolds larry, moe, curly, mary-ann and ginger and it's making my eyelid twitch
I've been watching a lot of one piece and I think luffy has influenced my pathfinder goblin alchemist. negative wisdom and I'm just playing him like he's immortal.
November 29, 2025 at 3:28 AM
I've been watching a lot of one piece and I think luffy has influenced my pathfinder goblin alchemist. negative wisdom and I'm just playing him like he's immortal.
of course some jackass rolls up to the foundry table ten minutes late and has no idea how to build their character
November 29, 2025 at 2:41 AM
of course some jackass rolls up to the foundry table ten minutes late and has no idea how to build their character
*at the store buying egg nog*
cashier: y'know, I never liked egg nog
me: this is why we have self checkout
cashier: y'know, I never liked egg nog
me: this is why we have self checkout
November 28, 2025 at 7:29 PM
*at the store buying egg nog*
cashier: y'know, I never liked egg nog
me: this is why we have self checkout
cashier: y'know, I never liked egg nog
me: this is why we have self checkout
my turkey booty is a tupperware of dark meat, some cornbread pudding, and two pies. I think i’ll survive the weekend.
November 28, 2025 at 6:23 AM
my turkey booty is a tupperware of dark meat, some cornbread pudding, and two pies. I think i’ll survive the weekend.
talking about how much people look like their baby pictures and i think i nailed it
November 28, 2025 at 5:39 AM
talking about how much people look like their baby pictures and i think i nailed it
playing “are you autistic?” at friendsgiving and everyone says I am. there’s a lot of atypical in my brain but autism ain’t part of it, I’m just horribly unsocialized and don’t know how to deal with people.
November 28, 2025 at 1:53 AM
playing “are you autistic?” at friendsgiving and everyone says I am. there’s a lot of atypical in my brain but autism ain’t part of it, I’m just horribly unsocialized and don’t know how to deal with people.
we established that we were aiming for 4pm with people starting to congregate at 1pm. I put the turkey in at 1:30 and headed downstairs. they guy bringing the drinks still hasn’t arrived and probably won’t be here until 5pm. you had one fucking job.
November 27, 2025 at 11:10 PM
we established that we were aiming for 4pm with people starting to congregate at 1pm. I put the turkey in at 1:30 and headed downstairs. they guy bringing the drinks still hasn’t arrived and probably won’t be here until 5pm. you had one fucking job.
cornbread pudding is always a win and so damn way to make
November 27, 2025 at 8:41 PM
cornbread pudding is always a win and so damn way to make
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I like to go to zen gardens and shout at things.
November 27, 2025 at 8:36 PM
I like to go to zen gardens and shout at things.
john forslund: “I don’t like side dishes”
what the fuck, dude
what the fuck, dude
November 27, 2025 at 3:44 AM
john forslund: “I don’t like side dishes”
what the fuck, dude
what the fuck, dude
i have no idea where my winter classic sweater is. loaned it out and can’t remember to who. it’s the stretchy one I loan to busty friends but none of them have it.
November 27, 2025 at 3:41 AM
i have no idea where my winter classic sweater is. loaned it out and can’t remember to who. it’s the stretchy one I loan to busty friends but none of them have it.
damn, those kraken third jerseys look bad on tv. makes it really hard to see the numbers.
November 27, 2025 at 3:11 AM
damn, those kraken third jerseys look bad on tv. makes it really hard to see the numbers.
man those luke wilson at&t commercials are just embarrassing
November 27, 2025 at 2:51 AM
man those luke wilson at&t commercials are just embarrassing