Night Train James
@melinson.bsky.social
26 time First Team All-Handsome selection. World No. 32879 squash singles player. Mostly posting about basketball and hockey. Sometimes other sports.
Making another appearance tonight at the WORLD FAMOUS #NBA Cup. I will weep many tears and boo the team for already being eliminated. The season is over without my glorious NBA Cup.
November 22, 2024 at 9:41 PM
Making another appearance tonight at the WORLD FAMOUS #NBA Cup. I will weep many tears and boo the team for already being eliminated. The season is over without my glorious NBA Cup.
These are, in a vacuum, extraordinarily tuff jerseys. However, they are also incredibly boring considering they’re a glorified recoloring of the old ones, like how every new big blockbuster movie in Hollywood is made from an already-existing intellectual property, which I could do a whole thread on
November 14, 2024 at 9:35 PM
These are, in a vacuum, extraordinarily tuff jerseys. However, they are also incredibly boring considering they’re a glorified recoloring of the old ones, like how every new big blockbuster movie in Hollywood is made from an already-existing intellectual property, which I could do a whole thread on
Threw this up on the TL a little over a year ago. On Tuesday, I will bear witness to the #Sixers first #NBA cup game of the season. Our quest for the most prestigious championship in Basket Ball will begin. (NBA Cup is a much less funny and cool name than the In-Season Tournament, which rocked btw)
The #nba in-season tournament will be the most important trophy in basketball history
November 10, 2024 at 7:36 AM
Posted this before last season began and this didn’t happen, instead it was Ricky Council. So I was half right. There will be another big step this year for Slick Rick. #NBA #Sixers #NBASky
3 am watching Terquavion Smith highlights I come from the future to tell you he will score efficiently in the average 8.3 minutes he will receive per #nba game
October 20, 2024 at 4:47 AM
3 am watching Terquavion Smith highlights I come from the future to tell you he will score efficiently in the average 8.3 minutes he will receive per #nba game
September 18, 2023 at 7:20 AM
3 am watching Terquavion Smith highlights I come from the future to tell you he will score efficiently in the average 8.3 minutes he will receive per #nba game
The #nba in-season tournament will be the most important trophy in basketball history
August 17, 2023 at 12:44 AM
The #nba in-season tournament will be the most important trophy in basketball history
James harden plz stop
August 14, 2023 at 10:15 PM
James harden plz stop
this web site causes my blood pressure to reach a surprisingly concerning level
July 24, 2023 at 11:49 AM
this web site causes my blood pressure to reach a surprisingly concerning level
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I don’t think anyone ever actually called Macklemore “a cold ass honky”. I think he made that up
July 21, 2023 at 3:47 AM
I don’t think anyone ever actually called Macklemore “a cold ass honky”. I think he made that up
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hey all! if you follow me on twitter, you know the drill. as more and more people join this platform, i think it would be valuable to gather some demographic info. please repost this if you are a total dipshit, and simply hit the like button if you're only kind of a dipshit. thanks!
July 15, 2023 at 4:49 PM
hey all! if you follow me on twitter, you know the drill. as more and more people join this platform, i think it would be valuable to gather some demographic info. please repost this if you are a total dipshit, and simply hit the like button if you're only kind of a dipshit. thanks!
This #nba flopping rule being assessed as a “non-unsportsmanlike technical foul” is far less funny than the technically synonymous “sportsmanlike technical foul”
July 13, 2023 at 11:44 PM
This #nba flopping rule being assessed as a “non-unsportsmanlike technical foul” is far less funny than the technically synonymous “sportsmanlike technical foul”
Daryl Morey re signing Trez after signing Mo Bamba is, to me, Deeply Troubling(TM) — every day I find myself questioning the energy I spend defending this man #nba
July 7, 2023 at 3:38 AM
Daryl Morey re signing Trez after signing Mo Bamba is, to me, Deeply Troubling(TM) — every day I find myself questioning the energy I spend defending this man #nba
The whole #NBA summer league vibe is like an alternate universe. Coaches in shorts. College intramural jerseys. Terquavion Smith is the best Sixer. It’s like an LA Fitness game on national television. Tremendous stuff.
July 6, 2023 at 2:55 AM
The whole #NBA summer league vibe is like an alternate universe. Coaches in shorts. College intramural jerseys. Terquavion Smith is the best Sixer. It’s like an LA Fitness game on national television. Tremendous stuff.
Tired: Making league-altering trades designed to win five million #nba championships
Wired: Signing Pat Bev and getting fans excited about Filip Petrušev — the next Jokić, it must be said
Go #Sixers
Wired: Signing Pat Bev and getting fans excited about Filip Petrušev — the next Jokić, it must be said
Go #Sixers
July 4, 2023 at 10:21 PM
Tired: Making league-altering trades designed to win five million #nba championships
Wired: Signing Pat Bev and getting fans excited about Filip Petrušev — the next Jokić, it must be said
Go #Sixers
Wired: Signing Pat Bev and getting fans excited about Filip Petrušev — the next Jokić, it must be said
Go #Sixers
JESUS FERREIRA IS SUCH A FRAUD NOOOO ANYONE BUT HIM PLEASE #USMNT
July 2, 2023 at 11:46 PM
JESUS FERREIRA IS SUCH A FRAUD NOOOO ANYONE BUT HIM PLEASE #USMNT
#NBA Sixers
#NFL Eagles
#NHL Flyers
#MLB Phillies
#NCAA Wake Forest
#WNBA Sun
#Soccer Phila Union/Arsenal/Napoli/São Paulo
#NRL Sea Eagles
#AFL Carlton
#RugbyUnion Munster
#GAA Cork
#F1 Haas
Absolutely forgotten some 🤪
#NFL Eagles
#NHL Flyers
#MLB Phillies
#NCAA Wake Forest
#WNBA Sun
#Soccer Phila Union/Arsenal/Napoli/São Paulo
#NRL Sea Eagles
#AFL Carlton
#RugbyUnion Munster
#GAA Cork
#F1 Haas
Absolutely forgotten some 🤪
Sports BlueSky! Quote Post with your favorite teams I'll start
NBA: Pistons
NFL: Bengals
NHL: Hurricanes
College: Maryland
MLB: Mets
WNBA: Mystics
Soccer: Liverpool
NBA: Pistons
NFL: Bengals
NHL: Hurricanes
College: Maryland
MLB: Mets
WNBA: Mystics
Soccer: Liverpool
July 1, 2023 at 2:23 PM
#NBA Sixers
#NFL Eagles
#NHL Flyers
#MLB Phillies
#NCAA Wake Forest
#WNBA Sun
#Soccer Phila Union/Arsenal/Napoli/São Paulo
#NRL Sea Eagles
#AFL Carlton
#RugbyUnion Munster
#GAA Cork
#F1 Haas
Absolutely forgotten some 🤪
#NFL Eagles
#NHL Flyers
#MLB Phillies
#NCAA Wake Forest
#WNBA Sun
#Soccer Phila Union/Arsenal/Napoli/São Paulo
#NRL Sea Eagles
#AFL Carlton
#RugbyUnion Munster
#GAA Cork
#F1 Haas
Absolutely forgotten some 🤪
Bulls Vucevic extension is bizarre. What are you accomplishing. He’s 32. Bulls aren’t doing anything remotely important in the next three years. #nba
June 28, 2023 at 10:27 PM
Bulls Vucevic extension is bizarre. What are you accomplishing. He’s 32. Bulls aren’t doing anything remotely important in the next three years. #nba
this site exists in a sort of quantum reality twilight zone uncanny valley where everyone is both terminally online and markedly normal. the perceived responsibility to uphold this balance is a deeply concerning aspect of the user experience. intentionally using all further invites for nba takesmen.
June 28, 2023 at 12:28 AM
this site exists in a sort of quantum reality twilight zone uncanny valley where everyone is both terminally online and markedly normal. the perceived responsibility to uphold this balance is a deeply concerning aspect of the user experience. intentionally using all further invites for nba takesmen.
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got smoked three times in various squash matches this week, started lifting again after several weeks off, and woke up today violently hungover so this is what death feels like
June 26, 2023 at 4:45 AM
got smoked three times in various squash matches this week, started lifting again after several weeks off, and woke up today violently hungover so this is what death feels like
You either die a normie or live long enough to become that unemployed friend sending all your friends depraved memes during the workday
June 19, 2023 at 7:54 PM
You either die a normie or live long enough to become that unemployed friend sending all your friends depraved memes during the workday
getting dinner with my girlfriends mom tonight not in a “meet the parents” way but rather to make fun of my girlfriend behind her back
June 10, 2023 at 8:13 PM
getting dinner with my girlfriends mom tonight not in a “meet the parents” way but rather to make fun of my girlfriend behind her back