Mel Isn’t Real
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Yesterday we got some guinea pigs in at the shelter and our vet was asking if we have vegetables for them. I said we didn’t but that I had some fruit they could have. She blurted out, “Your PERSONAL FRUIT?!” and idk I guess I’m weird bc I’m still laughing about it today
June 4, 2024 at 1:47 PM
Yesterday we got some guinea pigs in at the shelter and our vet was asking if we have vegetables for them. I said we didn’t but that I had some fruit they could have. She blurted out, “Your PERSONAL FRUIT?!” and idk I guess I’m weird bc I’m still laughing about it today
Way to go, me. A chunk of Detroit-style sausage and pepperoni pizza SEEMED like a great 5 a.m. breakfast for the first 5 minutes after I ate it 😬 Luckily I didn’t go in for that second piece I guess (yet)
January 27, 2024 at 12:15 PM
Way to go, me. A chunk of Detroit-style sausage and pepperoni pizza SEEMED like a great 5 a.m. breakfast for the first 5 minutes after I ate it 😬 Luckily I didn’t go in for that second piece I guess (yet)
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Reviews for Fergus’ new Bond movie are mixed at best.
- “Protagonist was handsome but slept for 45 minutes of the running time.”
- “No action sequences. Tried to resolve conflicts with snuggling and head-licking.”
- “Plot and character development were sacrificed for persistent snack preoccupation.”
- “Protagonist was handsome but slept for 45 minutes of the running time.”
- “No action sequences. Tried to resolve conflicts with snuggling and head-licking.”
- “Plot and character development were sacrificed for persistent snack preoccupation.”
January 13, 2024 at 3:16 AM
Reviews for Fergus’ new Bond movie are mixed at best.
- “Protagonist was handsome but slept for 45 minutes of the running time.”
- “No action sequences. Tried to resolve conflicts with snuggling and head-licking.”
- “Plot and character development were sacrificed for persistent snack preoccupation.”
- “Protagonist was handsome but slept for 45 minutes of the running time.”
- “No action sequences. Tried to resolve conflicts with snuggling and head-licking.”
- “Plot and character development were sacrificed for persistent snack preoccupation.”
“We have to take him on potty breaks!” <—our embattled vet tech, as Chicken Joe crows in the background
November 28, 2023 at 2:51 PM
“We have to take him on potty breaks!” <—our embattled vet tech, as Chicken Joe crows in the background
Oh noooo I just walked in to find this situation upstairs, and sure enough, a cat is missing 😳
November 27, 2023 at 9:53 PM
Oh noooo I just walked in to find this situation upstairs, and sure enough, a cat is missing 😳
Medical has just put an enormous rooster out in one of the yards and it’s crowing like mad. Good to be back at work 🤣🤣🤣
November 27, 2023 at 9:48 PM
Medical has just put an enormous rooster out in one of the yards and it’s crowing like mad. Good to be back at work 🤣🤣🤣
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Every Thanksgiving weekend.
November 26, 2023 at 8:09 PM
Every Thanksgiving weekend.
“Mommy, I can see its butthole!” <-my niece, with an important Thanksgiving turkey observation. Happy holiday, everyone
November 23, 2023 at 3:37 PM
“Mommy, I can see its butthole!” <-my niece, with an important Thanksgiving turkey observation. Happy holiday, everyone
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Forget Elf on the Shelf; this year it’s Krampus on the Campus
November 21, 2023 at 9:47 PM
Forget Elf on the Shelf; this year it’s Krampus on the Campus
And thank you @judeatwood.bsky.social for the invite code! 🌻
November 21, 2023 at 5:08 AM
And thank you @judeatwood.bsky.social for the invite code! 🌻
Hi Bluesky! I’m Mel and I spend a *lot* of time with animals. Sometimes I write and draw, and I generally try not to leave things worse than I found them. It’s so nice to be here!
November 21, 2023 at 4:44 AM
Hi Bluesky! I’m Mel and I spend a *lot* of time with animals. Sometimes I write and draw, and I generally try not to leave things worse than I found them. It’s so nice to be here!