melissajayd.bsky.social
@melissajayd.bsky.social
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When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, that's amore.

When you swim in the sea and an eel bites your knee, that's a moray.
January 28, 2025 at 2:55 PM
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love that my favorite hobby is video games but im also incredibly bad at playing video games
November 24, 2024 at 5:13 PM
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Andromeda over Half Dome Yosemite ✨
November 25, 2024 at 5:41 AM
Telling my friends to tell me to go away if I message them again in less than an hour coz I gotta do chores and them responding “I’ll yell at you” and then saying they’ll get the singer of my favourite band to yell at me too coz she’s currently queuing to see them live is the friends I need 😂
November 24, 2024 at 1:42 PM
I’ve had like 4 hours sleep and decided this morning I’m taking my adhd meds with caffeinated coffee when I’m meant to not touch caffeine anymore because of the meds but I need to function today, and now my friend is coming back to instagram to find like 20-30 messages every 10 minutes…
November 24, 2024 at 1:27 PM
“How old are you?”
Older than Toy Story 1 old 🫠
'Toy Story 2' released 25 years ago today
November 24, 2024 at 3:53 AM
Just spent about 120 glow worms trying to catch a void ray in the underground in Palia and all I’m getting is blobfish and stonefish, someone else comes along and within 10 catches they got TWO VOID RAYS.
Palia why do you hate me 🫠😭😂
#palia
November 23, 2024 at 10:14 PM
It appears we have an approved jumper the queen will wear, a true orange at heart 🍊🧡
November 23, 2024 at 12:26 PM
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People are a lot like books except I look forward to books showing up at my front door unannounced
November 17, 2024 at 5:37 PM
I have a pet bumblebee and if she tells you she’s a cat in costume, she’s LYING
November 18, 2024 at 7:37 PM