When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, that's amore.

When you swim in the sea and an eel bites your knee, that's a moray.

love that my favorite hobby is video games but im also incredibly bad at playing video games

Andromeda over Half Dome Yosemite ✨

Telling my friends to tell me to go away if I message them again in less than an hour coz I gotta do chores and them responding “I’ll yell at you” and then saying they’ll get the singer of my favourite band to yell at me too coz she’s currently queuing to see them live is the friends I need 😂

I’ve had like 4 hours sleep and decided this morning I’m taking my adhd meds with caffeinated coffee when I’m meant to not touch caffeine anymore because of the meds but I need to function today, and now my friend is coming back to instagram to find like 20-30 messages every 10 minutes…

“How old are you?”
Older than Toy Story 1 old 🫠

Just spent about 120 glow worms trying to catch a void ray in the underground in Palia and all I’m getting is blobfish and stonefish, someone else comes along and within 10 catches they got TWO VOID RAYS.
Palia why do you hate me 🫠😭😂
#palia

It appears we have an approved jumper the queen will wear, a true orange at heart 🍊🧡

People are a lot like books except I look forward to books showing up at my front door unannounced

I have a pet bumblebee and if she tells you she’s a cat in costume, she’s LYING