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John
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36. Gamer. Analyst. Bit gay.
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Married the love of my life on Wednesday. It was the perfect day ❤️
I’m mentally checked out. Never really in a great headspace at this time of year anyway but I’m still spent from the wedding plus my organisation is going through a restructure and… yeah. I’m tired, boss.
December 2, 2025 at 4:12 PM
I’ve watched Stranger Things. Conscious that people will want to avoid spoilers so I won’t say much but it was good. Preferred the starts of other seasons but looking forward to Volume 2.
November 27, 2025 at 11:50 PM
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Happy Thanksgiving, please rise for the national anthem
November 27, 2025 at 12:40 PM
Does this do anything? Because it sure doesn’t feel like it does.
November 27, 2025 at 2:46 PM
I love Mashle.
a boy in a suit and tie is eating a bread
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November 24, 2025 at 9:38 PM
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"Now, what is a wedding? Well, Webster's Dictionary describes a wedding as
'The process of removing weeds from one's garden'."
November 3, 2025 at 7:00 PM
Played Street Fighter 6 last night for the first time in about a year. Surprised how much muscle memory I’ve retained.

I’ve missed my poison lady.
a woman with white hair and red lips is holding a feather
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November 19, 2025 at 1:58 PM
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your dead AI mother loves you so much ❤️
November 15, 2025 at 12:50 AM
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At the
November 14, 2025 at 7:39 AM
Well this is gorgeous. And I am wearing blazers for work more often 😶
November 13, 2025 at 11:09 PM
I was enjoying that episode until the end. She was in my top two for the season 😢 #DragRaceUK
November 13, 2025 at 10:52 PM
Presenting at a public board meeting in 15 mins 😮‍💨
November 12, 2025 at 10:26 AM
I wish my hair would make its mind up and go full silver instead of this Rogue from X-Men business.
November 11, 2025 at 3:38 PM
I fear I am becoming obsessed with bbno$
November 11, 2025 at 3:17 PM
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Good Morning
November 8, 2025 at 6:32 PM
Part of 1.0% of players on PS5 to complete Honour mode.

“Gods thou may be, yet thou hast proven thyselves fools, every one.

The supplication of Bane.
The whimper of Bhaal.
The death mewl of Myrkul.

Felled by mortals. I overestimated thee. They did not.
Vermin, away. Thou wilt trouble us no more.”
November 8, 2025 at 12:13 AM
I kinda get why no one suspected Alan. It’s obvious to us as viewers but he’s so effortlessly funny and charismatic that he can pull off being such a bad liar 😅 #CelebrityTraitors
November 6, 2025 at 11:39 PM
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Happy Linda Christmas Day for those who celebrate.
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November 1, 2025 at 7:40 AM
Happy Halloween, uglies!

My out of office is on. Ready for a week of gaming and semi-productivity.
October 31, 2025 at 5:06 PM
It’s so cute 🥹
October 30, 2025 at 3:39 PM
Nintendo are wild. Major update to one of their biggest franchises. No fanfare. Just dropped out of nowhere.

I’ve been wanting to play Animal Crossing again. Now I have a reason to.
Animal Crossing: New Horizons – Nintendo Switch 2 Edition & Free Update – Announcement Trailer
YouTube video by Nintendo UK
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October 30, 2025 at 2:05 PM
Celia Imrie is a national treasure and must be protected at all costs. #CelebrityTraitors
October 29, 2025 at 10:38 PM
Hull is on National Geographic’s ‘best places in the world to travel to in 2026’ list.

Can it stop being the butt of the joke whenever people talk about places in the UK now? Probably not. Winds me up.

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October 23, 2025 at 12:35 PM
Ah, my beloved.
October 23, 2025 at 10:14 AM
He fits. He sits.
October 22, 2025 at 5:51 PM