Petty things I do: Go to fast food restaurants I don’t like only to use their bathroom.
Usually McDonald’s.

“We really need chaperones for this school trip, so you should be fine with Jerry Sandusky coming along.”
#DOGE logic

They could’ve made the ‘Mingle’ game even worse by leaving the dead bodies there until the game was over #SquidGame

It's The Muppet Show with our very special guest star Admiral Kathryn Janeway!

December 12th is Fuu Hououji's birthday!!! 🎂🎁 🎉
#magicknightrayearth

That reminds me of how I like to use ‘Craig’ as a villain/antagonist stand-in name until I figure out what I actually want to call them. High school bully? Craig. Douchebag boyfriend? Craig. Evil entity that escaped hell and has caused the apocalypse 3 times already? You guessed it, Craig.

Tempted to do a Hunger Games Simulator with the remaining health insurance CEOs

In general, I support the idea of voluntary euthanasia, but I absolutely wouldn’t trust it in the US. That’d be too much pressure on good-hearted patients to die just to spare their family their medical debts.

Hallmark Christmas movie where a girl from NYC goes home for the holidays and meets a small town boy who has definitely never been to Manhattan, certainly not on the morning of December 4, 2024

Confession: I’ve seen every episode of Squid Game except for episode 6, because I read the summaries beforehand and I can’t bring myself to see Ali go out like that. (Though I hear it’s a great episode)

I predict common sense gun-control regulations suddenly being championed by CEOs. If this comes true, I’m taking up fortune telling.

Just think about the original story I was playing around with that had hell as a place where you had to suffer every bit of pain you ever caused another person to feel-

I probably should stay off of Facebook. I get too caught up explaining how a trans woman is less dangerous to me in the restroom than an a-hole who thinks they have a right to harass people who don’t perform gender to their liking…

Will I have to buy another lip balm or will I find one of the bunch I know I have but never use unless it’s super cold and dry (which it is now)? Stay tuned… Or don’t. You probably have better things to do.