Chris Smyth
@merrychrissmyth.bsky.social
I am the Scrooge of New Year's
January 1, 2026 at 11:05 AM
I am the Scrooge of New Year's
feel like pure shit just want her back xo
December 31, 2025 at 1:17 PM
feel like pure shit just want her back xo
Hadn't realised til now that the drop-off bay at Belfast City Airport is a little Tayto Castle. We are not a serious country.
December 27, 2025 at 9:33 AM
Hadn't realised til now that the drop-off bay at Belfast City Airport is a little Tayto Castle. We are not a serious country.
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I've been thinking about this sign for 6 months. a phrase I'll treasure forever. a metaphor with boundless potential
December 26, 2025 at 4:09 PM
I've been thinking about this sign for 6 months. a phrase I'll treasure forever. a metaphor with boundless potential
David Platt is having a nice chat with the AOL woman #coronationstreet
December 22, 2025 at 8:28 PM
David Platt is having a nice chat with the AOL woman #coronationstreet
It's that time of year again (when I wonder why The Chase is such a big deal and seemingly vital to the fabric of the nation)
December 22, 2025 at 9:44 AM
It's that time of year again (when I wonder why The Chase is such a big deal and seemingly vital to the fabric of the nation)
It's not Christmas without a display of disembodied boobs.
December 21, 2025 at 1:29 PM
It's not Christmas without a display of disembodied boobs.
Well for my part, I've had a lot on
December 18, 2025 at 8:58 PM
Well for my part, I've had a lot on
One year when I was working on the perfume counter at Debenhams (I was young, I needed the money), a man I'd never met before came up and said "Excuse me. Have you seen my wife?" Nothing else.
man i have never had as many stupid questions as when i worked at Lush, just thinking about it now and we really put retail workers Through It don't we
December 16, 2025 at 4:18 PM
One year when I was working on the perfume counter at Debenhams (I was young, I needed the money), a man I'd never met before came up and said "Excuse me. Have you seen my wife?" Nothing else.
How can I say no to this
December 15, 2025 at 2:45 PM
How can I say no to this
V much enjoyed Wake Up Dead Man mainly cos it's a locked room mystery and nothing greases my crease quite like Jonathan Creek did
December 14, 2025 at 10:01 PM
V much enjoyed Wake Up Dead Man mainly cos it's a locked room mystery and nothing greases my crease quite like Jonathan Creek did
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Will Arnett was on Conan and told a story about how Conan dealt with the death of his parents by accusing Jason Bateman of killing them. It’s so funny.
December 9, 2025 at 5:35 PM
Will Arnett was on Conan and told a story about how Conan dealt with the death of his parents by accusing Jason Bateman of killing them. It’s so funny.
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maybe i am going insane
November 24, 2025 at 6:49 PM
maybe i am going insane
Something supernatural about to go down by the tahini
November 14, 2025 at 5:07 PM
Something supernatural about to go down by the tahini
Evergreen image
November 13, 2025 at 9:41 PM
Evergreen image
Leave it to the Royal Family to crack out the ouija board over a hyphen
November 12, 2025 at 8:53 PM
Leave it to the Royal Family to crack out the ouija board over a hyphen
*Tesco driver turns off bodycam before beating the shit out of me with a multipack of Discos*
October 24, 2025 at 9:52 AM
*Tesco driver turns off bodycam before beating the shit out of me with a multipack of Discos*
Do you think when people claim to have been abducted by aliens it's just their owners taking them to the vets?
October 21, 2025 at 9:58 AM
Do you think when people claim to have been abducted by aliens it's just their owners taking them to the vets?
The quadruple negative here is making my head spin, I had to read this so many times
October 17, 2025 at 11:09 PM
The quadruple negative here is making my head spin, I had to read this so many times
I BEG YOUR PA - oh
October 15, 2025 at 3:07 PM
I BEG YOUR PA - oh
How long before I regret training her to do this
October 15, 2025 at 1:43 PM
How long before I regret training her to do this
Being a new pet owner and looking for answers to questions on the Internet is such a minefield cos there'll always be some American on Reddit telling you that playing with your cat = cruelty
October 9, 2025 at 10:00 AM
Being a new pet owner and looking for answers to questions on the Internet is such a minefield cos there'll always be some American on Reddit telling you that playing with your cat = cruelty
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This is the maddest tour I've ever seen in my life. It seems like he's doing more gigs than there are days in the year.
October 6, 2025 at 9:30 PM
This is the maddest tour I've ever seen in my life. It seems like he's doing more gigs than there are days in the year.
Remember when I was funny
September 29, 2025 at 9:35 AM
Remember when I was funny