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salmon so tasty it make me eat hasty
when salmon is finished the joy is diminished

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can we bring back tetanus
wh… who up… who.. who up… ea [the Watchful One tsks disapprovingly]
October 28, 2025 at 1:48 PM
what the actual fuck is this guys problem
October 26, 2025 at 12:57 PM
we started deteriorating as a society as soon as dessert turned into an end-of-meal affair
October 24, 2025 at 12:11 AM
silver springs by fleetwood mac but it’s sung by me in a 7/11 when they run out of the cola slurpee flavor
October 22, 2025 at 2:06 PM
club going up on a tuesday
October 21, 2025 at 2:43 PM
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i am gods snail… and boy does he wanna salt me today…
October 14, 2025 at 5:36 PM
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our ad opens with a wide pan shot of a every single American

All turn to camera together

America, in unison: I have listeria
October 20, 2024 at 1:30 PM
i need someone who understands yugioh more than me to explain why break away is not a good card to play against tenpai
October 18, 2024 at 12:45 AM
streets say marie won’t enter the premiere relic pool for around 90 days… im devastated
September 26, 2023 at 9:37 PM
i was doing such a great job avoiding distractions and then something possessed me to download skullgirls and now i see robo-fortune every time i close my eyes
September 25, 2023 at 9:39 PM
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Sued an airline over my missing luggage

Lost my case
September 19, 2023 at 3:21 PM
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When you stumble upon ancient scriptures
September 19, 2023 at 2:09 PM
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Reinforcement learning in pattern recognition
September 19, 2023 at 9:24 AM
can we bring back tetanus
September 18, 2023 at 10:39 PM
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oh so you can just grow all your crops in one place and harvest them later instead of maintaining a nomadic society and foraging for food. that's dope! that is a really good idea
September 18, 2023 at 1:18 AM
the upgrade from the cafeteria food during my undergrad to the cafeteria food in law school is ridiculous. there’s absolutely no reason why we need a calzone station
September 17, 2023 at 8:01 PM
I MISS THE SCRAPYARD
September 17, 2023 at 2:43 AM