Emily
@metalunamixer.bsky.social
He was a boy, she was a girl, I am a sentient octopus
Here to share random thoughts, baby anecdotes, spicy video game takes, and very amateur photography 📷
Here to share random thoughts, baby anecdotes, spicy video game takes, and very amateur photography 📷
The officiating at this @pwhltorrent.bsky.social game is an absolute joke, we just watched a full on trip that didn't get called #pwhl #seattletorrent
December 4, 2025 at 5:02 AM
The officiating at this @pwhltorrent.bsky.social game is an absolute joke, we just watched a full on trip that didn't get called #pwhl #seattletorrent
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Chef Boyardee
name an italian more worthy of an american holiday than columbus
October 13, 2025 at 5:23 PM
Chef Boyardee
LET'S GOOOOOO 🔱
October 11, 2025 at 5:20 AM
LET'S GOOOOOO 🔱
I love when I'm reading a book and I can tell exactly what character it started off as fanfic about. Very much a "what were YOU doing at the devil's sacrament" type situation
September 3, 2025 at 6:34 PM
I love when I'm reading a book and I can tell exactly what character it started off as fanfic about. Very much a "what were YOU doing at the devil's sacrament" type situation
Playing Eat the Reich. "Do I need to roll to cut another face off?"
August 17, 2025 at 10:02 PM
Playing Eat the Reich. "Do I need to roll to cut another face off?"
Just got off stage from our preview/final dress rehearsal of Rossum's Universal Robots. Straight up, even though it's technically just a rehearsal, this is one of the best acting experiences I've ever had. All the actors are locked in and the audience is in the palm of our hands. I love acting
July 18, 2025 at 4:13 AM
Just got off stage from our preview/final dress rehearsal of Rossum's Universal Robots. Straight up, even though it's technically just a rehearsal, this is one of the best acting experiences I've ever had. All the actors are locked in and the audience is in the palm of our hands. I love acting
Baby has a cold, an upset tummy, and three teeth coming in at once
two muppets standing next to each other with the words " we just have to survive " behind them
Alt: Pepe the Prawn and Gonzo standing next to each other with the words "we just have to survive" in front of them
media.tenor.com
July 16, 2025 at 3:20 PM
Baby has a cold, an upset tummy, and three teeth coming in at once
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[worst possible stuff happening everywhere] man why do I feel bad
July 10, 2025 at 12:46 AM
[worst possible stuff happening everywhere] man why do I feel bad
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July 4, 2025 at 4:01 AM
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you may not like it but this is what 2 high agency males look like
June 6, 2025 at 7:28 PM
you may not like it but this is what 2 high agency males look like
It's been a real doozy of a couple weeks. A couple months. Basically all of 2025
May 14, 2025 at 12:25 AM
It's been a real doozy of a couple weeks. A couple months. Basically all of 2025
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"Ich askid ChatGPT," Well Ich askid the stones, and the forest, and the rayne, and the wynde, and what thei seyde was learninge, and dreames, and growinge thinges, and a worlde wher we talke to each othir.
May 7, 2025 at 3:45 AM
"Ich askid ChatGPT," Well Ich askid the stones, and the forest, and the rayne, and the wynde, and what thei seyde was learninge, and dreames, and growinge thinges, and a worlde wher we talke to each othir.
Can't believe I came back from maternity leave for this
May 1, 2025 at 3:42 PM
Can't believe I came back from maternity leave for this
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Seattle is the first city to be a home for all three major women's sports leagues with a WNBA, NWSL, and now PWHL team.
#PWHLSeattle #PWHL
#PWHLSeattle #PWHL
April 30, 2025 at 6:42 PM
Seattle is the first city to be a home for all three major women's sports leagues with a WNBA, NWSL, and now PWHL team.
#PWHLSeattle #PWHL
#PWHLSeattle #PWHL
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Here is a baby otter to make you feel better about everything.
April 27, 2025 at 8:40 AM
Here is a baby otter to make you feel better about everything.
In all sincerity, thank goodness someone is tracking this because I get unreasonably invested every time I go to a game
The red Oberto Beef Jerky boat won tonight's (4/25/2025) Seattle Mariners Hydro Challenge, tying with the Yellow Mariners Team Store boat for the lead.
Check the 2025 leaderboard so far in our new "Hydro Challenge" tracker!
#TridentsUp #HydroChallenge #SeattleMariners #SeattleSports
Check the 2025 leaderboard so far in our new "Hydro Challenge" tracker!
#TridentsUp #HydroChallenge #SeattleMariners #SeattleSports
April 26, 2025 at 1:56 PM
In all sincerity, thank goodness someone is tracking this because I get unreasonably invested every time I go to a game
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Here are some otter bleps to start your Easter weekend off on the right track.
April 18, 2025 at 1:04 PM
Here are some otter bleps to start your Easter weekend off on the right track.
At #smackdown in Seattle, and in our section a little kid and an incredibly annoying adult man are feuding through chants
April 12, 2025 at 1:32 AM
At #smackdown in Seattle, and in our section a little kid and an incredibly annoying adult man are feuding through chants
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Hey, @thedeerwhisperer.bsky.social can you spread the word about this earthquake awareness/preparedness event? Thanks!
Reminder:
West Bremerton residents and organizations are invited to learn about preparing for a major earthquake tomorrow evening. The event will be held at the theater at Olympic College from 6:00-7:30 p.m. Light refreshments will be served. Details at: kcowa.us/BremEQprep
West Bremerton residents and organizations are invited to learn about preparing for a major earthquake tomorrow evening. The event will be held at the theater at Olympic College from 6:00-7:30 p.m. Light refreshments will be served. Details at: kcowa.us/BremEQprep
April 1, 2025 at 5:55 PM
Hey, @thedeerwhisperer.bsky.social can you spread the word about this earthquake awareness/preparedness event? Thanks!
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constantly thinking about this ominous sticky note drawing i saw in a boba shop
March 28, 2025 at 5:26 AM
constantly thinking about this ominous sticky note drawing i saw in a boba shop
What does the CM in CM Punk stand for?
☑️Chip Munk
☑️ C. Montgomery
☑️ Canary M.
☑️ Code Monkey
☑️Chip Munk
☑️ C. Montgomery
☑️ Canary M.
☑️ Code Monkey
March 28, 2025 at 5:58 AM
What does the CM in CM Punk stand for?
☑️Chip Munk
☑️ C. Montgomery
☑️ Canary M.
☑️ Code Monkey
☑️Chip Munk
☑️ C. Montgomery
☑️ Canary M.
☑️ Code Monkey
Today has been an absolute parade of clownery at work. Weird notion, but if you're working with a client to get their site page set up, you should have some idea of how the website works
March 25, 2025 at 12:50 AM
Today has been an absolute parade of clownery at work. Weird notion, but if you're working with a client to get their site page set up, you should have some idea of how the website works
My favorite part of going to the aquarium was seeing baby's reaction to the salmon swimming around, but my second favorite was Pink Pony Plankton
March 23, 2025 at 2:16 AM
My favorite part of going to the aquarium was seeing baby's reaction to the salmon swimming around, but my second favorite was Pink Pony Plankton