@metamorphmad.bsky.social
30 something CJS worker and ex teacher. Passionate about people and animals. Love a good 🍄🟫🍄. Late diagnosed ADHD lady.
@magictavern.bsky.social I’m only on episode 20 (listen when I walk back from the school drop off) but absolutely love it
May 22, 2025 at 1:13 PM
@magictavern.bsky.social I’m only on episode 20 (listen when I walk back from the school drop off) but absolutely love it
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What’s your nerdiest tattoo I’ll start?
March 27, 2025 at 12:34 PM
What’s your nerdiest tattoo I’ll start?
QOTW: why do all pop songs talk about love? Me: because not everyone wants to hear about praising satan! SS: well I do!! 🤦🏼♀️
March 18, 2025 at 8:06 AM
QOTW: why do all pop songs talk about love? Me: because not everyone wants to hear about praising satan! SS: well I do!! 🤦🏼♀️
Just had my first shamrock shake not sure what to make of it tbh
March 17, 2025 at 5:13 PM
Just had my first shamrock shake not sure what to make of it tbh
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Drained, Chester sat down and waited for the police to arrive. Staring at Alan’s still-warm body laying among the empty shells, he felt no remorse. There were two sacred rules. You didn’t touch another man’s wife, or another man’s nuts. His ears perked up as the sound of sirens rose in the distance.
February 27, 2025 at 2:35 PM
Drained, Chester sat down and waited for the police to arrive. Staring at Alan’s still-warm body laying among the empty shells, he felt no remorse. There were two sacred rules. You didn’t touch another man’s wife, or another man’s nuts. His ears perked up as the sound of sirens rose in the distance.
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QOTD
(Whilst watching the first Indiana jones movie)
“Are they building the Great Wall of China”
“They’re in Egypt”😂🤦🏼♀️
(Whilst watching the first Indiana jones movie)
“Are they building the Great Wall of China”
“They’re in Egypt”😂🤦🏼♀️
February 22, 2025 at 1:16 PM
QOTD
(Whilst watching the first Indiana jones movie)
“Are they building the Great Wall of China”
“They’re in Egypt”😂🤦🏼♀️
(Whilst watching the first Indiana jones movie)
“Are they building the Great Wall of China”
“They’re in Egypt”😂🤦🏼♀️
Great book I got today from the chazza for £2!
February 16, 2025 at 10:13 PM
Great book I got today from the chazza for £2!
Currently growing my own pink oyster mushrooms
January 22, 2025 at 3:03 PM
Currently growing my own pink oyster mushrooms
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"The big joke on democracy is that it gives its mortal enemies the means to its own destruction."
-Joseph Goebbels, 1926.
www.theatlantic.com/ideas/archiv...
-Joseph Goebbels, 1926.
www.theatlantic.com/ideas/archiv...
How Hitler Dismantled a Democracy in 53 Days
He used the constitution to shatter the constitution.
www.theatlantic.com
January 22, 2025 at 6:12 AM
"The big joke on democracy is that it gives its mortal enemies the means to its own destruction."
-Joseph Goebbels, 1926.
www.theatlantic.com/ideas/archiv...
-Joseph Goebbels, 1926.
www.theatlantic.com/ideas/archiv...
Post tattoo come down I’ve already forgotten the pain
January 10, 2025 at 2:30 PM
Post tattoo come down I’ve already forgotten the pain
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If an ingrown anal hair were a person...
January 6, 2025 at 4:13 PM
If an ingrown anal hair were a person...
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i'm sorry to hear that your grandma passed away yeah i actually am like obviously i'm i'm going to be upset about that ... and I don’t wanna be mates with you alright’ #TheTraitors
January 3, 2025 at 9:51 PM
i'm sorry to hear that your grandma passed away yeah i actually am like obviously i'm i'm going to be upset about that ... and I don’t wanna be mates with you alright’ #TheTraitors
I need to have the picture of Claudia Winkleman from traitors unrobed on my house
January 3, 2025 at 10:26 PM
I need to have the picture of Claudia Winkleman from traitors unrobed on my house
Why are people who shop in b+m so ✨overstimulating✨
January 2, 2025 at 4:09 PM
Why are people who shop in b+m so ✨overstimulating✨
Need cheese
January 1, 2025 at 2:04 PM
Need cheese
Watching finding dory all sad
My brain: “ I wonder if my dog remembers his parents”
Cries even more
My brain: “ I wonder if my dog remembers his parents”
Cries even more
January 1, 2025 at 2:00 PM
Watching finding dory all sad
My brain: “ I wonder if my dog remembers his parents”
Cries even more
My brain: “ I wonder if my dog remembers his parents”
Cries even more
Did Jools Holland dig up the boomtown rats to perform on the show?
December 31, 2024 at 11:53 PM
Did Jools Holland dig up the boomtown rats to perform on the show?
I swear jools Holland just picks these people off the street. They perform never to be heard from again
December 31, 2024 at 11:51 PM
I swear jools Holland just picks these people off the street. They perform never to be heard from again
I had a dream last night where I purchased an embroidered picture of Dame Edna everage that had been made by Jo brand.
December 28, 2024 at 10:53 AM
I had a dream last night where I purchased an embroidered picture of Dame Edna everage that had been made by Jo brand.
I love that I don’t have to traipse upstairs to go for a wee anymore! I can pee downstairs if I want to!
December 28, 2024 at 12:14 AM
I love that I don’t have to traipse upstairs to go for a wee anymore! I can pee downstairs if I want to!
Lazy mornings in bed with the whole fluffy crew
December 23, 2024 at 9:52 AM
Lazy mornings in bed with the whole fluffy crew