Met Savage
@metatextual.bsky.social
I’m Met, writer doing my best
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20 he/they
Just here to chill
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In a rare change of pace, the screaming alleyway has switched gears to become a singing alleyway instead. I might prefer the screaming
December 16, 2024 at 6:37 AM
In a rare change of pace, the screaming alleyway has switched gears to become a singing alleyway instead. I might prefer the screaming
My dog might be the most unserious animal alive why does she look deflated when she lies down
December 10, 2024 at 4:17 AM
My dog might be the most unserious animal alive why does she look deflated when she lies down
Raise your hand if Spotify wrapped took you out back and shot you like a dog
December 4, 2024 at 5:38 PM
Raise your hand if Spotify wrapped took you out back and shot you like a dog
Pretending to be normal in the airport lounge as if the Arcane soundtrack isn’t rewriting my neurons
December 1, 2024 at 5:57 PM
Pretending to be normal in the airport lounge as if the Arcane soundtrack isn’t rewriting my neurons
I PUT MUSTARD SEED INSTEAD OF GINGER IN MY FUCKING PIE
November 27, 2024 at 10:07 PM
I PUT MUSTARD SEED INSTEAD OF GINGER IN MY FUCKING PIE
The hero of my family Thanksgiving every year is my dad, who is always the pack mule. Forgot a lemon? He’s at the store. Need sugar? He’s at the store. Pie’s in the oven and you don’t have ice cream? He’s at the store. He HATES the store on Thanksgiving, but he goes
November 27, 2024 at 5:09 PM
The hero of my family Thanksgiving every year is my dad, who is always the pack mule. Forgot a lemon? He’s at the store. Need sugar? He’s at the store. Pie’s in the oven and you don’t have ice cream? He’s at the store. He HATES the store on Thanksgiving, but he goes
I might be depressed but I can make mashed potatoes
November 19, 2024 at 4:38 AM
I might be depressed but I can make mashed potatoes
Once More The Alley Screams. For What, I Do Not Know
November 17, 2024 at 3:55 AM
Once More The Alley Screams. For What, I Do Not Know
Letting my melatonin gummies dissolve into goo in my mouth to hopefully catch the sleepy off guard
November 17, 2024 at 3:38 AM
Letting my melatonin gummies dissolve into goo in my mouth to hopefully catch the sleepy off guard
Bluesky’s blocklist feature is actually fantastic. Never has it been easier to get idiots (annoying) off the TL so I only see idiots (favored)
November 10, 2024 at 7:56 PM
Bluesky’s blocklist feature is actually fantastic. Never has it been easier to get idiots (annoying) off the TL so I only see idiots (favored)
LAX is an evil airport built by the devil but I’ve been in eviler airports so it won’t defeat me
November 10, 2024 at 1:46 PM
LAX is an evil airport built by the devil but I’ve been in eviler airports so it won’t defeat me
Couldn’t figure out the switch on the Fuck You Brightness hotel lamp so I just unplugged the whole thing
November 10, 2024 at 5:06 AM
Couldn’t figure out the switch on the Fuck You Brightness hotel lamp so I just unplugged the whole thing
In addition to “good worldbuilding predicts both the car and the traffic jam” we should have “good character building predicts both Nikola Tesla and Elon Musk”
May 29, 2024 at 10:00 PM
In addition to “good worldbuilding predicts both the car and the traffic jam” we should have “good character building predicts both Nikola Tesla and Elon Musk”
Organic smoothie shops are to be feared
March 13, 2024 at 6:45 PM
Organic smoothie shops are to be feared
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Pro tip if you want to write realistic dialogue but can’t quite figure it out: eavesdrop like the world’s nosiest grandmother. Go to cafes and keep your ears open. Browse at the supermarket. Be unassuming and quiet and you’ll understand people from every walk of life.
March 7, 2024 at 2:00 AM
Pro tip if you want to write realistic dialogue but can’t quite figure it out: eavesdrop like the world’s nosiest grandmother. Go to cafes and keep your ears open. Browse at the supermarket. Be unassuming and quiet and you’ll understand people from every walk of life.
My partner has the most British roommate ever (like, made them eat beans on toast in mourning when the Queen croaked) and I just found out her parents are Texan and Virginian. HOW
March 4, 2024 at 4:52 PM
My partner has the most British roommate ever (like, made them eat beans on toast in mourning when the Queen croaked) and I just found out her parents are Texan and Virginian. HOW
Hua Cheng is the most relatable bitch ever because I would also continue to be head over heels for Xie Lian after he burned my house down
February 29, 2024 at 6:21 PM
Hua Cheng is the most relatable bitch ever because I would also continue to be head over heels for Xie Lian after he burned my house down
I love catnip as a concept. I’m a little bored today, why don’t I let my cat meet the hat man for kicks
February 29, 2024 at 5:37 AM
I love catnip as a concept. I’m a little bored today, why don’t I let my cat meet the hat man for kicks
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“i got that dog in me” the dog in me:
February 27, 2024 at 12:29 PM
“i got that dog in me” the dog in me:
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There's goth, and then there's Leonor Fini's Portrait of Princess Francesca Ruspoli.
February 26, 2024 at 10:29 PM
There's goth, and then there's Leonor Fini's Portrait of Princess Francesca Ruspoli.
Obsessed with how my mom photographed my dog greeting her
February 27, 2024 at 9:22 PM
Obsessed with how my mom photographed my dog greeting her
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Had an ineffable urge to paint Femme Aziraphale as Rose from Titanic today
February 24, 2024 at 10:29 PM
Had an ineffable urge to paint Femme Aziraphale as Rose from Titanic today
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I pulled over the car to get a better look at this big protea flower earlier
February 23, 2024 at 7:42 AM
I pulled over the car to get a better look at this big protea flower earlier
God gives his fattest tits to his transest men
February 24, 2024 at 12:22 AM
God gives his fattest tits to his transest men