Guy Pistofsky
@mettleundertension.bsky.social
Blue dot in a red dumpster.
I need your clothes, your boots, and your motorcycle
I need your clothes, your boots, and your motorcycle
This bear doesn’t have a headache
September 28, 2025 at 12:47 AM
This bear doesn’t have a headache
Shit, I got raptured yall
September 24, 2025 at 1:24 AM
Shit, I got raptured yall
“Babe how long is this?”
September 21, 2025 at 11:38 PM
“Babe how long is this?”
I found out you can edit the text on these commercial coffee makers.
July 31, 2025 at 10:28 PM
I found out you can edit the text on these commercial coffee makers.
Forget the FBI…
July 18, 2025 at 3:24 AM
Forget the FBI…
I also just moved a baby Mockingbird the other day. Found it walking around in a high-traffic work zone and it was honestly difficult to find a “safe” place.
July 17, 2025 at 11:55 PM
I also just moved a baby Mockingbird the other day. Found it walking around in a high-traffic work zone and it was honestly difficult to find a “safe” place.
I fished this little girl out of a storm drain.
Meet Peanut
Meet Peanut
July 17, 2025 at 11:38 PM
I fished this little girl out of a storm drain.
Meet Peanut
Meet Peanut
I love me some bugs but I didn’t expect anyone would make me think a cockroach was cute, but here we are.
I found this little guy while mowing!
I found this little guy while mowing!
July 16, 2025 at 2:01 AM
I love me some bugs but I didn’t expect anyone would make me think a cockroach was cute, but here we are.
I found this little guy while mowing!
I found this little guy while mowing!
The most dangerous day of the year for them digits
July 5, 2025 at 2:12 AM
The most dangerous day of the year for them digits
You can’t buy me, hot dog man!
June 19, 2025 at 1:06 AM
You can’t buy me, hot dog man!
I’m here for it
June 4, 2025 at 11:06 AM
I’m here for it
May 25, 2025 at 12:05 AM
