Guy Pistofsky
@mettleundertension.bsky.social
Blue dot in a red dumpster.
I need your clothes, your boots, and your motorcycle
I need your clothes, your boots, and your motorcycle
What a weird day.
I worked on a $40 million dollar engine.
And then I worked on a Toyota.
I worked on a $40 million dollar engine.
And then I worked on a Toyota.
December 2, 2025 at 1:37 AM
What a weird day.
I worked on a $40 million dollar engine.
And then I worked on a Toyota.
I worked on a $40 million dollar engine.
And then I worked on a Toyota.
I know I’m screaming into the void here but people don’t appreciate car mechanics enough.
I know it’s super inconvenient to be without your vehicle, but some of us work really hard (and fill our gloves with blood) to get it done correctly and in a timely manner.
I know it’s super inconvenient to be without your vehicle, but some of us work really hard (and fill our gloves with blood) to get it done correctly and in a timely manner.
November 30, 2025 at 7:13 PM
I know I’m screaming into the void here but people don’t appreciate car mechanics enough.
I know it’s super inconvenient to be without your vehicle, but some of us work really hard (and fill our gloves with blood) to get it done correctly and in a timely manner.
I know it’s super inconvenient to be without your vehicle, but some of us work really hard (and fill our gloves with blood) to get it done correctly and in a timely manner.
I am here to chew bubblegum and make stupid ass comments to strangers on the internet, but I’m all out of bubblegum
November 24, 2025 at 1:31 AM
I am here to chew bubblegum and make stupid ass comments to strangers on the internet, but I’m all out of bubblegum
Anyone gonna make eye contact with their father over the holidays?
November 22, 2025 at 1:02 AM
Anyone gonna make eye contact with their father over the holidays?
If you look closely at any crash footage you would notice that 100% of the time the airplane is not even flapping its wings.
November 20, 2025 at 12:02 AM
If you look closely at any crash footage you would notice that 100% of the time the airplane is not even flapping its wings.
*me before a fist bump*
“All right yeah, FIST me”
“All right yeah, FIST me”
November 18, 2025 at 11:08 PM
*me before a fist bump*
“All right yeah, FIST me”
“All right yeah, FIST me”
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waiter: are there any allergies at the table?
me (already drunk): BEES
me (already drunk): BEES
November 16, 2025 at 12:52 AM
waiter: are there any allergies at the table?
me (already drunk): BEES
me (already drunk): BEES
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AAAHHHHHHHHHHH
November 14, 2025 at 3:20 AM
AAAHHHHHHHHHHH
I became a small engine mechanic at 18 and now I’m starting a new job fixing airplanes.
This won’t be stressful at all
This won’t be stressful at all
November 14, 2025 at 3:12 AM
I became a small engine mechanic at 18 and now I’m starting a new job fixing airplanes.
This won’t be stressful at all
This won’t be stressful at all
Maybe he’ll die on the shitter
November 14, 2025 at 2:12 AM
Maybe he’ll die on the shitter
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good news, my therapist said I'm cured and to never contact her again
November 11, 2025 at 11:12 PM
good news, my therapist said I'm cured and to never contact her again
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You don't just get to be cremated...
You have to urn it ⚱️
You have to urn it ⚱️
October 29, 2025 at 9:07 PM
You don't just get to be cremated...
You have to urn it ⚱️
You have to urn it ⚱️
The frequency of my colleagues saying “Bram Stroker” is starting to undo me
November 9, 2025 at 1:13 AM
The frequency of my colleagues saying “Bram Stroker” is starting to undo me
V for Vendetta is coming back to theaters and it couldn’t be a better time
November 9, 2025 at 12:28 AM
V for Vendetta is coming back to theaters and it couldn’t be a better time
Idk Reptile Dysfunction sounds pretty serious
November 9, 2025 at 12:26 AM
Idk Reptile Dysfunction sounds pretty serious
My taste in film is pretty dumb. Yesterday I enjoyed Frankenstein.
Today, Aqua Teen Hunger Force Colon Movie Film for Theaters
Today, Aqua Teen Hunger Force Colon Movie Film for Theaters
November 9, 2025 at 12:18 AM
My taste in film is pretty dumb. Yesterday I enjoyed Frankenstein.
Today, Aqua Teen Hunger Force Colon Movie Film for Theaters
Today, Aqua Teen Hunger Force Colon Movie Film for Theaters
“You shouldn’t see this ad again from Google” is the biggest goddamn lie in human history
November 8, 2025 at 3:33 AM
“You shouldn’t see this ad again from Google” is the biggest goddamn lie in human history
The sun is rising, early birds are chirping and there’s a distant rooster screaming in every possible direction.
I should scream back
I should scream back
November 7, 2025 at 12:04 PM
The sun is rising, early birds are chirping and there’s a distant rooster screaming in every possible direction.
I should scream back
I should scream back
You don’t mess with the Zohran
November 7, 2025 at 12:24 AM
You don’t mess with the Zohran
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Maybe Zohran Mamdani is giving me a tiny glimmer of hope about life, the world, and everything?
November 4, 2025 at 10:31 PM
Maybe Zohran Mamdani is giving me a tiny glimmer of hope about life, the world, and everything?
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leaked photo of @ptklein.com's decision-making process
October 29, 2025 at 12:57 AM
leaked photo of @ptklein.com's decision-making process
Revive me when the Epstein Memorial Ballroom is finished
October 27, 2025 at 12:00 AM
Revive me when the Epstein Memorial Ballroom is finished
The knuckle on your thumb is the “Thuckle”.
October 26, 2025 at 4:27 PM
The knuckle on your thumb is the “Thuckle”.
My body is a temple that requires hot dogs
October 26, 2025 at 11:03 AM
My body is a temple that requires hot dogs
Is prescription underwear a thing?
I bet Trump knows
I bet Trump knows
October 26, 2025 at 10:55 AM
Is prescription underwear a thing?
I bet Trump knows
I bet Trump knows