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matt
@mferench.bsky.social
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well sure
December 19, 2025 at 3:00 AM
i apparently took two separate screen shots of my alarm this morning, i must’ve been OUT
December 16, 2025 at 4:23 AM
December 10, 2025 at 5:23 PM
oh hey that was easy
December 9, 2025 at 1:38 AM
damn they finally got billy the kid
December 8, 2025 at 10:53 PM
i've decided that, not counting deliberately obnoxious stuff like grandma got run over by a reindeer, this is the worst christmas song, lyrics are just all over the place
December 8, 2025 at 7:36 PM
yeah
December 2, 2025 at 2:13 AM
tickets for what
December 1, 2025 at 6:15 AM
bought myself an early christmas present
November 30, 2025 at 6:05 AM
damn i bet that’s the craziest thing he’s said on air
November 30, 2025 at 5:55 AM
the prison infirmary staff
November 25, 2025 at 6:17 PM
November 25, 2025 at 4:52 PM
this is like when someone completely miscalculates a hypothetical and asks if you could live in a house without internet for a week for a billion dollars, like, yeah man
November 25, 2025 at 4:03 AM
i assure you the feeling is mutual
November 24, 2025 at 5:34 PM
utv
November 23, 2025 at 4:00 PM
snoopy is a bucket 😤
November 22, 2025 at 9:48 PM
everything is happening on x the everything app
November 22, 2025 at 3:22 AM
it's 2029 in this football manager save, and vincent kompany has managed villa to a champions league and a premier league
November 20, 2025 at 2:43 AM
November 18, 2025 at 7:12 PM
yeah no, that's what i was going to bring up
November 18, 2025 at 3:25 AM
to be clear, i'm in favor of it, but i'm pretty sure the answer to this is "a boatload of money"
November 17, 2025 at 5:30 PM
oh the urge to click the big bopper for this one
November 16, 2025 at 6:33 AM
November 16, 2025 at 2:31 AM
@sickoscommittee.org big news from my Division II alma mater
November 16, 2025 at 1:09 AM
November 16, 2025 at 12:18 AM