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matt @mferench.bsky.social · Jun 4

STEPHEN A: Volodymyr, I want to ADDRESS this issue.
[ZELENSKYY nods]
STEPHEN A: You KNOW I am sensitive to the Donbas region.
ZELENSKYY: Absolutely
STEPHEN A: BUT!

Awful Announcing @awfulannouncing.bsky.social · Jun 4

Stephen A. Smith details plan to solve Russia’s war in Ukraine during ‘First Take’

Everyone tuning in to ESPN to hear Stephen A. Smith explain his plan to solve Russia’s war on Ukraine was finally satisfied with Wednesday’s First Take. In the wake of the New York Knicks firing Tom Thibodeau, Molly Qerim asked Smith whether he would rather fill the head coaching vacancy on his favorite NBA team Read more... The post Stephen A. Smith details plan to solve Russia’s war in Ukraine during ‘First Take’ appeared first on Awful Announcing.

dlvr.it

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matt @mferench.bsky.social · 2h

i woke up feeling the cheesiest, coach

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Joey Langdon @jlangdon76.bsky.social · 2h

Football is easy. All you need is 1-2 certified crazy ass white boys and you'll be fine. 0 is not enough. 3+ is way too much

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Dr. Damien P. Williams Wants A Better Sociotechnical Paradigm @wolvendamien.bsky.social · 5h

*Lil Jon Voice* States' Rights to What

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Robby Kalland @rkalland.bsky.social · 2h

Cam Skattebo is gonna have the biggest fuckin deli sandwich named after him soon. Folks ordering "the Skattebo" and getting 8 different meats and mustard on rye.

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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 3h

If you listen closely you can hear saying “I’m Cam Skattebo and this is Jackass” before every carry

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matt @mferench.bsky.social · 3h

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Actual names @actualnames.bsky.social · 5h

Herhole
Mother
Germany, Lutheran Baptisms, Marriages, and Burials, 1500-1971 #rude

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matt @mferench.bsky.social · 1d

go knicks

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Peter Labuza @labuzamovies.com · 1d

wilson: did you throw the pitch to baez, who chases outside the zone more than any other player in the league, just like i said?

bazardo: sure did boss, made it right down the dick like you said

wilson: what?