Ants
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Philly/Seattle sports fan (mainly baseball), OKC resident. Aviation and weather nerd. Dadchat. Jesus guy.
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Incredible
Lindsey Vonn says in press conference from Italy that she tore her ACL in a crash Friday — but aims to race in the Olympic downhill Sunday anyway. Said she skied today, and will wear a knee brace.
February 3, 2026 at 3:15 PM
Incredible
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It’s so funny that this guy’s entire thing is “Oh are you triggered by what I have to say about marginalized people” but he loses it when someone more well-liked than he will ever be talks about an actual injustice
Ricky Gervais calls out Grammy winners for making political acceptance speeches: "You're in no position to lecture the public about anything"
Ricky Gervais calls out Grammy winners for making political acceptance speeches: "You're in no position to lecture the public about anything"
Gervais cited his own 2020 Golden Globes monologue, in which he urged winners not to use their acceptance speeches "as a platform to make a political speech."
decider.com
February 3, 2026 at 2:20 AM
It’s so funny that this guy’s entire thing is “Oh are you triggered by what I have to say about marginalized people” but he loses it when someone more well-liked than he will ever be talks about an actual injustice
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Definitely the prospect who makes me go "on the one hand...but on the other hand..." the most
Jurrangelo Cijntje is probably the pitching prospect I am personally highest on relative to "industry consensus" for reasons that I am planning on explaining soon
February 2, 2026 at 10:58 PM
Definitely the prospect who makes me go "on the one hand...but on the other hand..." the most
WAIT WHAT? Jurrangelo?!
The Mariners are indeed getting Brendan Donovan from the Cardinals in a three-team trade that will include third baseman Ben Williamson going to the Rays and pitching prospect Jurrangelo Cijntje going from Seattle to St. Louis, according to a source.
February 2, 2026 at 10:42 PM
WAIT WHAT? Jurrangelo?!
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FWIW the majority of players liked it, and one gave this quote:
February 2, 2026 at 8:15 PM
FWIW the majority of players liked it, and one gave this quote:
Not great, not terrible
Mariners potential lineup:
Brendan Donovan
Julio Rodriguez
Cal Raleigh
Josh Naylor
Randy Arozarena
Dominic Canzone
Victor Robles
JP Crawford
Cole Young
Brendan Donovan
Julio Rodriguez
Cal Raleigh
Josh Naylor
Randy Arozarena
Dominic Canzone
Victor Robles
JP Crawford
Cole Young
February 2, 2026 at 10:03 PM
Not great, not terrible
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ICYMI: The US is currently holding three times as many people in immigrant detention as were detained in the Nazi concentration camp system in spring 1939 — six years into the Third Reich, and just before the start of World War II.
February 1, 2026 at 2:49 PM
ICYMI: The US is currently holding three times as many people in immigrant detention as were detained in the Nazi concentration camp system in spring 1939 — six years into the Third Reich, and just before the start of World War II.
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Jodie Foster: They should have sent a poet
Poet: Aliens ahoy! A galactic sight. When you’re in space all day is night
Poet: Aliens ahoy! A galactic sight. When you’re in space all day is night
December 24, 2025 at 2:47 AM
Jodie Foster: They should have sent a poet
Poet: Aliens ahoy! A galactic sight. When you’re in space all day is night
Poet: Aliens ahoy! A galactic sight. When you’re in space all day is night
Man, Mariners should’ve done 1/17. Even with his decline I’d take him over Ben Williamson
Eugenio Suárez and the Reds are in agreement on a one-year, $15 million contract that includes a mutual option for the 2027 season, sources tell Jeff Passan
February 1, 2026 at 10:29 PM
Man, Mariners should’ve done 1/17. Even with his decline I’d take him over Ben Williamson
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Take me down to the Parallax city where the far moves slow and the near moves quickly
February 1, 2026 at 3:40 PM
Take me down to the Parallax city where the far moves slow and the near moves quickly
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Having analyzed this frame by frame like the Zapruder film my verdict is the president did indeed have an Unidentified Ass Event at 0:34
February 1, 2026 at 8:47 PM
Having analyzed this frame by frame like the Zapruder film my verdict is the president did indeed have an Unidentified Ass Event at 0:34
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Shaking my head while eating the Wagyu swastika so everyone knows I disagree with the chef's plating
February 1, 2026 at 12:44 AM
Shaking my head while eating the Wagyu swastika so everyone knows I disagree with the chef's plating
It gets hotter than a hootchie-cootchie
January 31, 2026 at 11:14 PM
It gets hotter than a hootchie-cootchie
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The stuff around that verse
January 31, 2026 at 9:24 PM
The stuff around that verse
Now that's some good scripture
Judge Biery signed the order with a photo of Liam and two bible verses: The first is "But Jesus said, Suffer little children, and forbid them not, to come unto me: for of such is the kingdom of heaven." The second is simply "Jesus wept."
Astonishing thing for a judge to do.
Astonishing thing for a judge to do.
January 31, 2026 at 8:53 PM
Now that's some good scripture
Booooo, I liked the Sunday cream and gold uniforms
Mariners announce the Sunday alternates will be Steelheads jerseys this season….unveiling with Josh Naylor
January 31, 2026 at 8:36 PM
Booooo, I liked the Sunday cream and gold uniforms
oh the peloton is pissed
HAPPENING NOW: Aerial view of a LARGE group of cyclists who have gathered in Minneapolis for an Alex Pretti memorial bike ride
📍Minneapolis, Minnesota
📍Minneapolis, Minnesota
January 31, 2026 at 8:33 PM
oh the peloton is pissed
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From: Jeffrey Epstein
To: Cain From The Bible
Date: March 7th, 3000BC
Subject: Re: Thinking of killing my brother? 👀👀
go for it it wouljld be extremlry sexy to invenf thr cornvept of murder snd yherefore curse mankind fur eternkity ;) ;)
To: Cain From The Bible
Date: March 7th, 3000BC
Subject: Re: Thinking of killing my brother? 👀👀
go for it it wouljld be extremlry sexy to invenf thr cornvept of murder snd yherefore curse mankind fur eternkity ;) ;)
January 31, 2026 at 2:18 PM
From: Jeffrey Epstein
To: Cain From The Bible
Date: March 7th, 3000BC
Subject: Re: Thinking of killing my brother? 👀👀
go for it it wouljld be extremlry sexy to invenf thr cornvept of murder snd yherefore curse mankind fur eternkity ;) ;)
To: Cain From The Bible
Date: March 7th, 3000BC
Subject: Re: Thinking of killing my brother? 👀👀
go for it it wouljld be extremlry sexy to invenf thr cornvept of murder snd yherefore curse mankind fur eternkity ;) ;)
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He’s talking about the person
January 31, 2026 at 2:55 AM
He’s talking about the person
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he always had trouble with anti-virus measures
Bill Gates allegedly caught an STD when he cheated on then-wife Melinda Gates, newly released emails in the Jeffrey Epstein files revealed.
Bill Gates Shocker! Billionaire Got an STD After Cheating on His Wife With 'Russian Girls,' Jeffrey Epstein Files Claim
okmagazine.com
January 31, 2026 at 1:14 AM
he always had trouble with anti-virus measures
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Recently began tracking my stress levels and this notable dip in stress is so funny to me because that’s when I was at Costco getting a hotdog.
January 30, 2026 at 4:26 PM
Recently began tracking my stress levels and this notable dip in stress is so funny to me because that’s when I was at Costco getting a hotdog.
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Just say Neil Gaiman, this is taking forever.
X is hiring a creative writing specialist at $40 an hour to make Grok better at writing and a true LOL at the qualifications
January 30, 2026 at 9:41 PM
Just say Neil Gaiman, this is taking forever.