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matt @mferench.bsky.social · Jun 4

STEPHEN A: Volodymyr, I want to ADDRESS this issue.
[ZELENSKYY nods]
STEPHEN A: You KNOW I am sensitive to the Donbas region.
ZELENSKYY: Absolutely
STEPHEN A: BUT!

Awful Announcing @awfulannouncing.bsky.social · Jun 4

Stephen A. Smith details plan to solve Russia’s war in Ukraine during ‘First Take’

Everyone tuning in to ESPN to hear Stephen A. Smith explain his plan to solve Russia’s war on Ukraine was finally satisfied with Wednesday’s First Take. In the wake of the New York Knicks firing Tom Thibodeau, Molly Qerim asked Smith whether he would rather fill the head coaching vacancy on his favorite NBA team Read more... The post Stephen A. Smith details plan to solve Russia’s war in Ukraine during ‘First Take’ appeared first on Awful Announcing.

matt @mferench.bsky.social · 14h

go knicks

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Peter Labuza @labuzamovies.com · 19h

wilson: did you throw the pitch to baez, who chases outside the zone more than any other player in the league, just like i said?

bazardo: sure did boss, made it right down the dick like you said

wilson: what?

matt @mferench.bsky.social · 19h

matt @mferench.bsky.social · 19h

matt @mferench.bsky.social · 19h

thank you for the meme opp, tommy

Jamie Dupree @jamiedupree.bsky.social · 22h

Let's check in on the Senate floor where Sen. Tommy Tuberville R-AL is now speaking

matt @mferench.bsky.social · 1d

alanis morissette voice:

Forbestonow @forbestonow.bsky.social · 1d

thank you wombats

matt @mferench.bsky.social · 1d

what do i think about the company that runs facebook? well

matt @mferench.bsky.social · 1d

the homer sounding like this would've made it even better www.youtube.com/watch?v=wcK5...

matt @mferench.bsky.social · 1d

sorta works, but 10th president john tyler - like a before the civil war ass president - had a living grandson until a couple months ago

rax ‘levon honkers’ king @raxkingisdead.bsky.social · 1d

you ever think about those real weird overlaps. like tennessee williams might have listened to the ramones

matt @mferench.bsky.social · 1d

matt @mferench.bsky.social · 1d

matt @mferench.bsky.social · 1d

i swear to god

Phil Lewis @phillewis.bsky.social · 1d

Dolly Parton's sister is asking fans to "pray with me" amid the country music icon's health issues

Dolly Parton’s Sister Says ‘I Was Up All Night Praying’ Amid Country Icon’s Health Issues and Asks Fans to ‘Pray With Me’

Dolly Parton's sister Frieda is asking fans of the Queen of Country to "pray with me" amid Dolly's continued health struggles.

matt @mferench.bsky.social · 1d

a kid one of my sisters went to school with used to drink the lime version of these just like with lunch

Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 1d

I buy this to spite YouTube chefs. I could get a fresh lemon whenever I want, I have one of those little press juicers. I choose instead to spite

The lil plastic thing of lemon juice

matt @mferench.bsky.social · 1d

the "', Lemon' - Jack Donaghy" was omitted

Los Angeles Times @latimes.com · 1d

NBC developing Wordle game show hosted by Savannah Guthrie

NBC developing Wordle game show hosted by Savannah Guthrie

"Tonight" host Jimmy Fallon is producing a pilot based on the popular New York Times word game.

www.latimes.com

matt @mferench.bsky.social · 2d

why what happened

Inside Carolina @insidecarolina.bsky.social · 2d

UNC, Hulu Not Moving Forward With Season Documentary

North Carolina announced in August that it would do a season-long documentary to showcase the team.

matt @mferench.bsky.social · 2d

in particular the who

matt @mferench.bsky.social · 2d

shout out to his water bill

Remember Some Guys @remembersomeguys.bsky.social · 2d

Oddibe McDowell
CF
Debut: 1985 - Retired: 1994
TEX - ATL - CLE

Oddibe McDowell at baseball-reference.com

Career stats of Oddibe McDowell

baseball-reference.com

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L @banalplay.bsky.social · 2d

When your custom character appears in a cut scene

The Portland frog backing down an army of jackboots

matt @mferench.bsky.social · 2d

liberty and their pool boy headed to handjob hill

Sickos Committee @sickoscommittee.org · 2d

Psst... hey... you know what we have this week?

Wednesday night football.

matt @mferench.bsky.social · 2d

more trustworthy news source too

Tim Onion @bencollins.bsky.social · 2d

Doing some back of the napkin math on the Free Press acquisition, I've determined The Onion is worth $2 trillion.

matt @mferench.bsky.social · 3d

damn that sounds like a you problem

matt @mferench.bsky.social · 3d

who wants to sex mutombo

CNBC @cnbc.com · 3d

To shut down rude behavior instantly, try a simple yet powerful five-word response.

Use this 5-word phrase when someone is rude to you—it's like 'holding up a mirror,' says public speaking expert

When we encounter a rude person, our first instinct might be to fire back with a snarky comment. But that's not the right move, says public speaking expert John Bowe. Here's the perfect response to instantly shut down rude behavior.

matt @mferench.bsky.social · 3d

going to ignore a certain thing currently happening and say this seahawks-buccaneers uniform matchup is beautiful

matt @mferench.bsky.social · 4d

villa. back.

matt @mferench.bsky.social · 5d