I give CBS the weekend before they announce that they'll be replacing Colbert with just an hour of Don Jr. getting increasingly fucked up on every drug imaginable and firing a gun every time someone says the word "woke"

If you use chatgpt you're stupid. It's confirmed

Honestly I still can’t stop laughing 😂😅🤣

30 years ago. Nicole Sullivan on Mad TV.

Everything that’s happened over the past six months has been a response to an imaginary crisis. There is no immigrant invasion. No trade crisis. No scientific or governance crisis. Just people completely high off their own supply trying to fundamentally reorder society. None of this had to happen.

In #Okinawa, coastal fishermen now farm #coral, restoring #reefs like planting trees in a forest. With #ocean temperatures rising, half the world’s coral reefs have already vanished. These farmers are fighting back, one fragment at a time.

[Heppoko Taylor]

*eating expired beans from a can*

Trump voter: This is worth it to support the stupidest president in American history. I'd do anything for that man who thinks I'm gross and weird

Dewey, 10/07-02/25.
You will be missed.

Four years ago today, donald Trump Sr. launched a violent insurrection at our Capitol.
We all watched it.
A weak AG, donald’s co-conspirators, & GOP enablers have been fools, criminals, & cowards beyond measure.
donald is now set re-assume office in violation of the Constitution.
This is the truth.

I made the mistake of signing up for the free version of a Substack that I thought I wanted last week, and so totally unsolicited I am now bombarded daily with unwanted emails from the Free Press.

I keep unsubscribing and they keep coming. Bari Weiss is becoming the bird flu of internet viruses

@jdolbow.bsky.social We share the same unusual surname, any relatives in the southern New Jersey/ Philadelphia area?