micbitch
@micbitch.bsky.social
she/her
31yr old failure
full time proud cat mama
unfortunate weeb
mild gamer
31yr old failure
full time proud cat mama
unfortunate weeb
mild gamer
Pinned
I can’t believe I’m becoming one of those people that cooks with protein powder
January 21, 2025 at 4:25 PM
I can’t believe I’m becoming one of those people that cooks with protein powder
Just crying during my rewatch of my happy marriage while being a domesticated baddie cuz the laundry needs folding
January 21, 2025 at 2:06 AM
Just crying during my rewatch of my happy marriage while being a domesticated baddie cuz the laundry needs folding
Guys…the barrel jean moment is cute tho…
January 19, 2025 at 8:31 PM
Guys…the barrel jean moment is cute tho…
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Fuckkkkkk. I just got mad all over again 😡
January 15, 2025 at 6:07 AM
Fuckkkkkk. I just got mad all over again 😡
This is the face of a woman that wants to be friends with people who play Infinity Nikki…plz?
January 8, 2025 at 8:37 PM
This is the face of a woman that wants to be friends with people who play Infinity Nikki…plz?
My child at 1am wondering why I’m sleeping and not playing
January 8, 2025 at 7:56 PM
My child at 1am wondering why I’m sleeping and not playing
I’ve been ridden with the Christmas plague and have since rewatched ALL of the Star Wars movies (in order of release)…three times.
December 29, 2024 at 8:35 PM
I’ve been ridden with the Christmas plague and have since rewatched ALL of the Star Wars movies (in order of release)…three times.
I should’ve brought nips back to the office since NO ONE IS HERE
December 20, 2024 at 7:27 PM
I should’ve brought nips back to the office since NO ONE IS HERE
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Fuck you Bilbo you fucking fuck that jumpscare gets me everytime
a man with gray hair and a vest making a funny face
ALT: a man with gray hair and a vest making a funny face
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December 17, 2024 at 4:42 PM
Fuck you Bilbo you fucking fuck that jumpscare gets me everytime
So what do your work problems look like? Cuz mine was this bridge that I was begged to make
December 17, 2024 at 3:34 PM
So what do your work problems look like? Cuz mine was this bridge that I was begged to make
It’s Thursday…you know what that means…
a girl in a pink sweater with a red bow on her neck
ALT: a girl in a pink sweater with a red bow on her neck
media.tenor.com
December 12, 2024 at 3:10 PM
It’s Thursday…you know what that means…
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Will I understand Luigi's Manifesto if I haven't played Luigi's Mansion?
December 11, 2024 at 2:08 AM
Will I understand Luigi's Manifesto if I haven't played Luigi's Mansion?
I just sit in adoration with everything she does…even if it’s sleeping
December 9, 2024 at 12:49 PM
I just sit in adoration with everything she does…even if it’s sleeping
I just think me and my emotional support bagel twist need to be treated better
November 26, 2024 at 2:02 PM
I just think me and my emotional support bagel twist need to be treated better
there is nothing more important than this.
November 25, 2024 at 5:39 PM
there is nothing more important than this.
…wow…emotions can make you nauseous ?? insane…
November 25, 2024 at 5:38 PM
…wow…emotions can make you nauseous ?? insane…
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I feel like videogames actually do provide a pretty accurate representation of real life right now because a lot of videogames are like “THE WORLD IS ENDING” and then you just collect herbs and pretend nothing is wrong
November 22, 2024 at 4:59 AM
I feel like videogames actually do provide a pretty accurate representation of real life right now because a lot of videogames are like “THE WORLD IS ENDING” and then you just collect herbs and pretend nothing is wrong
I just feel like…there is something in this pic watching me
November 21, 2024 at 7:54 PM
I just feel like…there is something in this pic watching me
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im not egged on enough
November 21, 2024 at 7:03 PM
im not egged on enough
where my tummy ache survivors at?
November 19, 2024 at 9:19 PM
where my tummy ache survivors at?
well, I did my part in making a straight cis man uncomfy today…what have you been doing??
November 19, 2024 at 5:51 PM
well, I did my part in making a straight cis man uncomfy today…what have you been doing??