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MDJ
@michaelad567.bsky.social
Your favorite non-binary guitar shredding siren song.
Someone just asked me “are you just going to build your life around your boundaries?” And I said “I sure am!” 😊
December 28, 2025 at 2:33 AM
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Here’s my Spotify Wrapped 🎵✨
December 3, 2025 at 4:51 PM
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The wonderful Ozzy Osbourne would have been 77 today. In 1982, he was arrested in San Antonio, Texas for peeing up the Alamo Cenotaph. Aghast police questioned him & asked "Would you do this up the walls of Buckingham Palace?" to which Ozzie replied "Of course I would!" #OzzyOsbourne
December 3, 2025 at 9:17 PM
Waking up when you work in the music industry means checking your social media to see that 5 of your peers have been named minutes for Grammys and then checking your bank account to see that it is overdrawn by $184.00
November 8, 2025 at 5:20 PM
Crying in the DMV parking lot over Ozzy dying was not on my bingo card today.
July 22, 2025 at 6:58 PM
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Local CEO caught CHEATING at Phillies game?!
July 19, 2025 at 1:07 AM
I have two partners: one is a cross between a goth Van Gogh and Ram Dass and the other is a mix of Gomez Addams and Kermit. What the fuck is my type?
July 12, 2025 at 2:27 AM
Without fail, anytime someone breathes a word about being polyamorous on the internet there’s always one person who’s like “My cousin tried it once and when her husbands new partner was told she wasn’t allowed to breathe the same air as my cousin because of bOuNdaRIeS she burned down the house.”
June 25, 2025 at 5:45 PM
The property management company that won’t let my partner’s 10 year old child have a key to her home because they will not give people keys that aren’t on the lease and will not let the keys be copied are who I’m talking about when I say fuck landlords. Not grandpa renting out half of his duplex.
June 3, 2025 at 6:42 PM
My partner’s 10-year-old daughter, completely unprompted, just asked for a T shirt that says Wild Feminist. Apparently we’re all doing something right
May 31, 2025 at 7:58 PM
Dating a cis man and a sapphic is like this:

Sends text request for intimacy later to cis man: *read 2 hours ago*

The sapphic:
May 29, 2025 at 9:27 PM
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The Sunday Secrets are live.
www.postsecret.com
May 18, 2025 at 6:23 PM
My favorite poly influencers have to be the ones where she talks about decolonization and building community while moving her nesting partner into her rental property because she simply can not breathe the air of another person. (He is now moving across the country because their love is ✨so strong✨)
May 10, 2025 at 7:11 PM
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This wrapping paper turns everything into bread 🥖

Created by Japanese designer Ippei Tsujio
May 5, 2025 at 1:57 PM
Ok but what the fuck is going on with Paul Heyman’s spray tan?
May 6, 2025 at 1:23 AM
Mug set for your closet case situationship
May 4, 2025 at 1:12 AM
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🔥 🔥 🔥
April 16, 2025 at 12:46 PM
Been binging Parts Unknown and I just hope Anthony Bourdain’s ghost is sitting in a noodle stall in Vietnam at peace. ❤️ He understood so much about this world.
April 17, 2025 at 6:22 AM
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Men will complain about pronouns and then turn around and talk about a boat as if it’s a 1920s noir-film dame they long to caress
April 6, 2025 at 3:29 PM
I feel like it’s def part of the autism that I posted about my birthday PARTY yesterday so people are wishing me a happy birthday but I feel like I have to clarify to every single one of them that my real birthday is in fact on Friday (as to not lie) instead of just saying “thank you” lol
April 14, 2025 at 5:35 PM
Me to 50+ year old client: “did you guys get to do that photoshoot yesterday?”

Client: “yes! We took over 100 photos!”

Me: “great can you send them via WeTransfer-“

*client is already texting me each picture individually*

🫠
March 17, 2025 at 9:30 PM
Just ran my blow dryer under my blankets for 30 seconds before I got into bed and it may have been my greatest idea ever
March 15, 2025 at 9:33 AM
I do not understand how my partners are this attractive but I’ll take it. ❤️
March 9, 2025 at 10:04 PM
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March 8, 2025 at 11:45 PM