Michael Clear
@michaelclear.bsky.social
He Who Shapes, I often yell at television screens when a cake is brought out but not eaten
There’s only about 15 days left in the year but that’s still plenty of time for Trump to make 2025 way worse than he already has.
December 16, 2025 at 3:05 AM
There’s only about 15 days left in the year but that’s still plenty of time for Trump to make 2025 way worse than he already has.
Least realistic part of last night's It: Welcome To Derry is when a phone is angrily smashed to pieces. This is 1962. Most of you have no idea how well made old phones were. People kept the same phone for decades
December 15, 2025 at 11:14 PM
Least realistic part of last night's It: Welcome To Derry is when a phone is angrily smashed to pieces. This is 1962. Most of you have no idea how well made old phones were. People kept the same phone for decades
Again, if Rob Reiner had been conservative the news that his son would have spawned numerous right wing news items that the son was a transgender antifa and every mildly prominent conservative would be saying THEY KILLED ROB REINER
Just saying if Rob Reiner were a politically active conservative then THEY KILLED ROB REINER would already be trending
December 15, 2025 at 6:51 PM
Again, if Rob Reiner had been conservative the news that his son would have spawned numerous right wing news items that the son was a transgender antifa and every mildly prominent conservative would be saying THEY KILLED ROB REINER
Reposted by Michael Clear
Just saying if Rob Reiner were a politically active conservative then THEY KILLED ROB REINER would already be trending
December 15, 2025 at 7:23 AM
Just saying if Rob Reiner were a politically active conservative then THEY KILLED ROB REINER would already be trending
Just saying if Rob Reiner were a politically active conservative then THEY KILLED ROB REINER would already be trending
December 15, 2025 at 7:23 AM
Just saying if Rob Reiner were a politically active conservative then THEY KILLED ROB REINER would already be trending
How many turtles is too many? Like, how many before the government takes them away? Need to know ASAP
December 14, 2025 at 1:49 AM
How many turtles is too many? Like, how many before the government takes them away? Need to know ASAP
In 2015 Donald Trump said he would release a healthcare plan in two weeks. Nearly ten years later it still doesn't exist. Last time he really mentioned it was when he debated Harris and claimed he had "concepts of a plan"
The White House is promising to announce a new healthcare plan "very soon." We've heard that one before...
December 13, 2025 at 2:20 PM
In 2015 Donald Trump said he would release a healthcare plan in two weeks. Nearly ten years later it still doesn't exist. Last time he really mentioned it was when he debated Harris and claimed he had "concepts of a plan"
Do we NEED radical steering wheels?
Finally, what we've all been asking for at long last is here: a steering wheel designed by someone who is not a human being, and has never driven a car.
www.carscoops.com/2025/12/this...
www.carscoops.com/2025/12/this...
This Stellantis Brand Is Quietly Preparing Its Most Radical Steering Wheel Yet for Production | Carscoops
The Hypersquare steering wheel and steer-by-wire technology are headed for a production car soon, as Peugeot begins early prototype testing
www.carscoops.com
December 13, 2025 at 1:50 PM
Do we NEED radical steering wheels?
The thing I still can't believe is he tore down half the White House. I know we like to say "What if Biden..." but Biden would have been impeached and the Democrats would have supported it. 2026 will be the year he does an executive order to put his face over Lincoln's on Mount Rushmore
WASHINGTON (AP) — Trump sued by preservationists seeking architecture review and congressional approval over White House ballroom project.
December 12, 2025 at 5:00 PM
The thing I still can't believe is he tore down half the White House. I know we like to say "What if Biden..." but Biden would have been impeached and the Democrats would have supported it. 2026 will be the year he does an executive order to put his face over Lincoln's on Mount Rushmore
They still say he was a liberal. Still very common for them to say "they killed Charlie Kirk"
It’s kind of incredible how little has been published about this guy and how little conservatives seem to care. Did people just forget these people were screeching for civil war when they thought he was a liberal?
Suspected Charlie Kirk assassin makes first in-person court appearance
The Utah man charged with killing Charlie Kirk made his first in-person court appearance Thursday as his attorneys pushed to further limit media access in the high-profile criminal case.
www.ctvnews.ca
December 12, 2025 at 4:38 PM
They still say he was a liberal. Still very common for them to say "they killed Charlie Kirk"
Even I'm surprised that these are real and not just viral AI fakes like I assumed
Trump appears 4 times in newly released Epstein photos released by House Democrats. Here they are. www.cnn.com/2025/12/12/p...
December 12, 2025 at 4:18 PM
Even I'm surprised that these are real and not just viral AI fakes like I assumed
If I say to this “Show me Mickey Mouse jacking off while Minnie pegs Goofy” and the creation doesn’t immediately make me hard, it will be a complete failure
Bob Iger says that Disney's OpenAI deal is designed to respect and protect the artists and art that made the studio legendary. Wrote about how that's complete and utter bullshit
Disney wants to drag you into the slop
The House of Mouse enters its slop era.
www.theverge.com
December 12, 2025 at 12:55 AM
If I say to this “Show me Mickey Mouse jacking off while Minnie pegs Goofy” and the creation doesn’t immediately make me hard, it will be a complete failure
I’ve heard season 3 of Rings of Power will run late next year but I don’t understand why the Eagles don’t just swoop in and solve all the problems
December 11, 2025 at 2:07 AM
I’ve heard season 3 of Rings of Power will run late next year but I don’t understand why the Eagles don’t just swoop in and solve all the problems
Remember when the Bush people convinced themselves that Iraq would quickly become the 51st state and the rest of the region would follow without a fight? There's probably some connection to how every old horror movie franchise has new movies being made
Venezuela's just the first of many, and they're hoping other places will just fold instead of getting into a protracted air and ground war after this one.
And I know what you're thinking: Didn't the creation of Dubai require slaves? Yes! Good point! Noodle on that for a minute.
And I know what you're thinking: Didn't the creation of Dubai require slaves? Yes! Good point! Noodle on that for a minute.
December 10, 2025 at 7:51 PM
Remember when the Bush people convinced themselves that Iraq would quickly become the 51st state and the rest of the region would follow without a fight? There's probably some connection to how every old horror movie franchise has new movies being made
I get annoyed every day that professional Democrats decided to stop calling these people weird
Mr. Rubio said switching back to Times New Roman would “restore decorum and professionalism to the department’s written work.” Calibri is “informal” when compared to serif typefaces like Times New Roman and “clashes” with the department’s official letterhead. www.nytimes.com/2025/12/09/u...
Rubio Deletes Calibri as the State Department’s Official Typeface
www.nytimes.com
December 10, 2025 at 3:24 AM
I get annoyed every day that professional Democrats decided to stop calling these people weird
Jay Kelly is an enjoyable film and it's taught me that we should stop making fun of Tom Cruise running. Cruise and George Clooney are about the same age and Clooney runs like Pee Wee Herman
December 9, 2025 at 2:38 AM
Jay Kelly is an enjoyable film and it's taught me that we should stop making fun of Tom Cruise running. Cruise and George Clooney are about the same age and Clooney runs like Pee Wee Herman
Thinking about the people in every corner of the political spectrum who wrapped themselves in knots over Hunter Biden
New: “Donald Trump Jr’s Fortune Jumped Six-Fold In A Year” 📈
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Here’s How Much Donald Trump Jr. Is Worth
The president’s oldest son once shunned his father to loaf as a vagabond in Colorado. He eventually came home, joined the family business and is amassing the kind of fortune that would make his father...
www.forbes.com
December 8, 2025 at 10:53 PM
Thinking about the people in every corner of the political spectrum who wrapped themselves in knots over Hunter Biden
The people who think Netflix is going to fire James Gunn and restore the Snyderverse are weird
December 8, 2025 at 7:53 PM
The people who think Netflix is going to fire James Gunn and restore the Snyderverse are weird
Remember when everyone was white and rich and poor black people lived underground like Morlocks?
Terminally online Right wingers are telling on themselves
December 8, 2025 at 7:44 PM
Remember when everyone was white and rich and poor black people lived underground like Morlocks?
I’m glad we’re in the USA have the rest of the world a good laugh by electing a guy dumb enough to be swayed by something called the FIFA Peace Prize
December 8, 2025 at 2:59 AM
I’m glad we’re in the USA have the rest of the world a good laugh by electing a guy dumb enough to be swayed by something called the FIFA Peace Prize
Every prominent filmmaker on the planet disagrees with Sarandos
December 7, 2025 at 10:51 PM
Every prominent filmmaker on the planet disagrees with Sarandos
Watching Mission Impossible: Final Reckoning on Paramount+. Just a few questions: was I supposed to remember literally anything that happened in the last movie? Apparently this is part two of that and I have no idea what anyone is talking about
December 6, 2025 at 10:16 PM
Watching Mission Impossible: Final Reckoning on Paramount+. Just a few questions: was I supposed to remember literally anything that happened in the last movie? Apparently this is part two of that and I have no idea what anyone is talking about
Can't wait to see if FIFA will ever again give out another Peace Prize
December 6, 2025 at 4:55 PM
Can't wait to see if FIFA will ever again give out another Peace Prize
My guess is the checks were bouncing
Breaking news: President Trump replaced the architect he handpicked to design his $300 million White House ballroom.
It is unclear whether he was fired or resigned.
It is unclear whether he was fired or resigned.
Trump hires new White House ballroom architect
Although the two had clashed over the size of the project, the decisive factor was the small firm’s limited capacity to handle such an enormous project.
www.washingtonpost.com
December 5, 2025 at 2:05 PM
My guess is the checks were bouncing
They'll say things like "But AI and the algorithm say there should be an action sequence here"
thinking about all the time and care put into shooting One Battle After Another and Sinners in niche film formats, and the sheer beauty of the results on projected celluloid. A Netflix-owned Warner Bros will still release movies; I doubt it will release movies like that.
December 5, 2025 at 1:54 PM
They'll say things like "But AI and the algorithm say there should be an action sequence here"