Michael Clear
@michaelclear.bsky.social
He Who Shapes, I often yell at television screens when a cake is brought out but not eaten
I forgot Stranger Things cast Matthew Modine as an Ed Begley Jr lookalike
November 27, 2025 at 1:10 AM
I forgot Stranger Things cast Matthew Modine as an Ed Begley Jr lookalike
It’s the thing Dorothy is carrying
November 13, 2025 at 12:52 PM
It’s the thing Dorothy is carrying
Some Supreme Court Justices didn’t want to have any Thanksgiving arguments with that one certain nephew and his “roommate” Andy
November 10, 2025 at 10:54 PM
Some Supreme Court Justices didn’t want to have any Thanksgiving arguments with that one certain nephew and his “roommate” Andy
Trump gets pissed if his staff says he looks bad and probably blending your makeup is totally gay
November 8, 2025 at 5:00 PM
Trump gets pissed if his staff says he looks bad and probably blending your makeup is totally gay
The guy in front is how Trump thought he looked
November 2, 2025 at 10:54 PM
The guy in front is how Trump thought he looked
Biggest current first world problem: I saw this on TikTok and screenshot it so I could send it to my sister saying this was her Christmas present. Cute harmless idea except now the algorithm thinks I routinely shit myself and all my ads are for products like this
October 27, 2025 at 12:26 PM
Biggest current first world problem: I saw this on TikTok and screenshot it so I could send it to my sister saying this was her Christmas present. Cute harmless idea except now the algorithm thinks I routinely shit myself and all my ads are for products like this
Superman almost certainly won’t be considered for Best Picture but it’s excellent in so many ways that look easy and effortless but are actually masterful filmmaking
October 25, 2025 at 12:22 PM
Superman almost certainly won’t be considered for Best Picture but it’s excellent in so many ways that look easy and effortless but are actually masterful filmmaking
Photo of one of the robbers of the Louvre. Police say he’s obsessed with talking about colonizers
October 21, 2025 at 1:09 PM
Photo of one of the robbers of the Louvre. Police say he’s obsessed with talking about colonizers
Good news for those of you looking for new material for your Trump jokes
October 20, 2025 at 7:47 PM
Good news for those of you looking for new material for your Trump jokes
"The girlfriend of one of the founders of antifa"
October 9, 2025 at 10:44 AM
"The girlfriend of one of the founders of antifa"
Jesus will return as Son O’ God in Avengers: Doomsday
September 24, 2025 at 2:29 PM
Jesus will return as Son O’ God in Avengers: Doomsday
I too think God wanted Charlie Kirk dead though not for the reasons his wife thinks
September 21, 2025 at 5:27 PM
I too think God wanted Charlie Kirk dead though not for the reasons his wife thinks
Good news all. To make up for axing this week’s South Park, Paramount+ is showing this instead
September 18, 2025 at 2:32 AM
Good news all. To make up for axing this week’s South Park, Paramount+ is showing this instead
Remember when we were on Threads then Zuckerberg started dressing weird and started talking about a masculinity crisis and a lot of us said I'm out?
September 13, 2025 at 6:36 PM
Remember when we were on Threads then Zuckerberg started dressing weird and started talking about a masculinity crisis and a lot of us said I'm out?
The murder of Charlie Kirk is all just a distraction that Trump ordered to draw attention away from the drooping face that looks like he had a stroke
September 13, 2025 at 2:23 AM
The murder of Charlie Kirk is all just a distraction that Trump ordered to draw attention away from the drooping face that looks like he had a stroke
This guy who looks like he was grown in a Mormon lab is who they say they need to fight back against
September 12, 2025 at 2:41 PM
This guy who looks like he was grown in a Mormon lab is who they say they need to fight back against
One more thing: this is the real PT Barnum. Hollywood looked at this guy and said “One one man can do him justice. Get me Hugh Jackman!”
September 4, 2025 at 11:35 AM
One more thing: this is the real PT Barnum. Hollywood looked at this guy and said “One one man can do him justice. Get me Hugh Jackman!”
Hey Ted Cruz, try doing a few sit-ups next time you want to insult JB Pritzker
September 4, 2025 at 12:26 AM
Hey Ted Cruz, try doing a few sit-ups next time you want to insult JB Pritzker
The reason is Chuck enjoys being Minority Leader. Majority Leader is a lot of work
September 3, 2025 at 3:46 PM
The reason is Chuck enjoys being Minority Leader. Majority Leader is a lot of work
White House releases another photo of Donald Trump. Still long range but at least he looks healthy
September 1, 2025 at 8:28 PM
White House releases another photo of Donald Trump. Still long range but at least he looks healthy
Trump's attempts at making everyone think he's fine are going so poorly I'm pretty sure he hired the same consultants who give Democrats election advice to plan it all out
August 31, 2025 at 8:38 PM
Trump's attempts at making everyone think he's fine are going so poorly I'm pretty sure he hired the same consultants who give Democrats election advice to plan it all out
Ok which of you bastards told Hollywood we needed another one of these?
August 29, 2025 at 4:25 PM
Ok which of you bastards told Hollywood we needed another one of these?