Michael Clear
@michaelclear.bsky.social
He Who Shapes, I often yell at television screens when a cake is brought out but not eaten
What if instead of that we have them take "how not to be too evil" classes?
February 3, 2026 at 5:13 PM
What if instead of that we have them take "how not to be too evil" classes?
The English took all their food
Genuinely curious: If your family is American, what brought them here?
Mine: religious nuttery & primogeniture
Mine: religious nuttery & primogeniture
February 3, 2026 at 7:53 AM
The English took all their food
Seriously, pay me a fraction of what they were paid and I'll do this
February 3, 2026 at 4:24 AM
Seriously, pay me a fraction of what they were paid and I'll do this
For those of you asking, yes, Jeff Goldblum has already blown the money he made on Wicked and absolutely had to do this ad
Xfinity has just released its Jurassic Park-themed Super Bowl ad that features a digitally de-aged Sam Neil, Laura Dern, and Jeff Goldblum. https://bit.ly/4rmRhrK
February 3, 2026 at 4:24 AM
For those of you asking, yes, Jeff Goldblum has already blown the money he made on Wicked and absolutely had to do this ad
Ricky Gervais is a celebrity expressing his opinion that celebrities shouldn't express their opinions
February 3, 2026 at 2:57 AM
Ricky Gervais is a celebrity expressing his opinion that celebrities shouldn't express their opinions
HA HA HA HA HA! No one could have foreseen that assholes believing the promises of Donald Trump would get screwed. I wonder how many of them are counting on getting Trump pardons before he leaves office
ICE Employees Vent on Reddit, Saying They're Not Getting Paid and Still No Insurance Despite Promises
Staff claim promised bonuses and insurance have failed to materialise, with some reporting they cannot afford medical care for sick children
www.ibtimes.co.uk/ice-employee...
Staff claim promised bonuses and insurance have failed to materialise, with some reporting they cannot afford medical care for sick children
www.ibtimes.co.uk/ice-employee...
ICE employees on Reddit complain about late salaries and missing insurance, despite promises made upon hiring
ICE employees have reported delayed pay and missing health insurance on Reddit, while critics question how staff tolerate dangerous duties for little or no compensation.
www.ibtimes.co.uk
February 3, 2026 at 2:21 AM
HA HA HA HA HA! No one could have foreseen that assholes believing the promises of Donald Trump would get screwed. I wonder how many of them are counting on getting Trump pardons before he leaves office
Are Tom and Crow those celebrities who drink baby blood to keep from aging?
February 2, 2026 at 8:47 PM
Are Tom and Crow those celebrities who drink baby blood to keep from aging?
Any chance a show could be booked in my living room? I'll make pizza rolls for the cast and crew
February 2, 2026 at 8:45 PM
Any chance a show could be booked in my living room? I'll make pizza rolls for the cast and crew
I just talked about this elsewhere but my views are that there's no reason she couldn't have been black, Lupita is a great choice to play Helen of Troy and I'm not debating nazi incels on the "historical accuracy" of a movie with a damn cyclops in it
The woke scolds are trying to make this about racism. But Musk is right. It's about historical and scientific integrity. When the God of Thunder disguises himself as a swan to seduce and fuck a queen and the resulting baby hatches from an egg, *of course* the baby will be white. It's just science.
Elon Musk claims Christopher Nolan has lost ‘integrity’ over The Odyssey casting
Lupita Nyong’o is reportedly set to play Helen of Troy in Nolan’s upcoming adaptation of Homer’s epic poem
www.independent.co.uk
February 2, 2026 at 7:57 PM
I just talked about this elsewhere but my views are that there's no reason she couldn't have been black, Lupita is a great choice to play Helen of Troy and I'm not debating nazi incels on the "historical accuracy" of a movie with a damn cyclops in it
That being said, Lupita is a great choice to play her and I refuse to worry about the "historical accuracy" of a movie with a damn cyclops in it
February 2, 2026 at 7:40 PM
That being said, Lupita is a great choice to play her and I refuse to worry about the "historical accuracy" of a movie with a damn cyclops in it
She was Spartan. The Trojans either kidnapped her or convinced them to come with them depending on who's telling the story
February 2, 2026 at 7:38 PM
She was Spartan. The Trojans either kidnapped her or convinced them to come with them depending on who's telling the story
RFK changing his expression and backing away from Trump is the smoking gun in this zapruder film
February 2, 2026 at 7:30 PM
RFK changing his expression and backing away from Trump is the smoking gun in this zapruder film
Poor, innocent Bari Weiss must be so embarrassed she hired an Epstein guy
(The Wrap) - CBS News is expected to cut ties with new contributor Peter Attia, a wellness expert, over his dealings with Jeffrey Epstein, according to an individual with knowledge of Paramount’s thinking.
@sharonwaxman.bsky.social @calderone.bsky.social #$PSKY
www.thewrap.com/creative-con...
@sharonwaxman.bsky.social @calderone.bsky.social #$PSKY
www.thewrap.com/creative-con...
CBS News Expected to Cut Ties With Contributor Peter Attia Over Epstein Links | Exclusive
Editor-in-chief Bari Weiss announced Peter Attia’s hiring last week as part of her new vision for the network, but since then he appeared in the Epstein files.
www.thewrap.com
February 2, 2026 at 5:16 PM
Poor, innocent Bari Weiss must be so embarrassed she hired an Epstein guy
I'm going to see the reissue of The Lego Movie. I was going to see Melania but Donald Trump said the theaters were selling out so I didn't see the point of trying to buy a ticket
February 2, 2026 at 5:12 PM
I'm going to see the reissue of The Lego Movie. I was going to see Melania but Donald Trump said the theaters were selling out so I didn't see the point of trying to buy a ticket
"The Grammys is no place for political speeches. Talk about music and that's it!" -- some asshole who gets paid at least 6 figures to express their opinion on various topics every day including on music
February 2, 2026 at 4:56 PM
"The Grammys is no place for political speeches. Talk about music and that's it!" -- some asshole who gets paid at least 6 figures to express their opinion on various topics every day including on music
I see even liberals saying you shouldn't make social or political speeches at awards shows like the Grammys because "that's not the place for them" and that's called an ad hominem attack. If you have something you feel needs to be said then the place to say it is where the whole world is watching
February 2, 2026 at 4:56 PM
I see even liberals saying you shouldn't make social or political speeches at awards shows like the Grammys because "that's not the place for them" and that's called an ad hominem attack. If you have something you feel needs to be said then the place to say it is where the whole world is watching
Best thing you can say about him is that unlike some of Bari Weiss' other hires, this guy isn't on any Epstein list.
So far anyway
So far anyway
"Among the hires at CBS News announced by Weiss is a doctor who claims he reduced his biological age by 20 years with cold plunges; that cod liver oil treats autism; and that Alzheimer’s and dementia can be reversed with supplements he sells on his online store."
www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026...
www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026...
Bari Weiss’s new CBS hires include ‘germ theory denialist’ doctor
Dr Mark Hyman, who claimed he reduced his biological age by 20 years, brought on as a contributor
www.theguardian.com
February 1, 2026 at 10:23 PM
Best thing you can say about him is that unlike some of Bari Weiss' other hires, this guy isn't on any Epstein list.
So far anyway
So far anyway
Are they still trying to take over Greenland? So hard to keep track these days
February 1, 2026 at 3:10 PM
Are they still trying to take over Greenland? So hard to keep track these days
Give me the ad budget and the amount of hype Melania had and I'll guarantee you an $8 million opening weekend for the documentary Mike Clear Shaves His Nuts. It's about me shaving my nuts. Beautiful story
I think a $46 million opening for a $90 million movie is better than an $8 million opening for a $40 million movie, and yet
February 1, 2026 at 8:06 AM
Give me the ad budget and the amount of hype Melania had and I'll guarantee you an $8 million opening weekend for the documentary Mike Clear Shaves His Nuts. It's about me shaving my nuts. Beautiful story
In fairness I did believe that Donald Trump was putting a stop to it and that Ben Affleck kept his youthful appearance by drinking baby blood
January 31, 2026 at 6:52 PM
In fairness I did believe that Donald Trump was putting a stop to it and that Ben Affleck kept his youthful appearance by drinking baby blood
Haven't seen that Ryan Murphy show that's totally not a ripoff of The Substance
January 31, 2026 at 5:03 PM
Haven't seen that Ryan Murphy show that's totally not a ripoff of The Substance
Lucky for him there aren't a lot of Jewish lawyers who would leak all this
Bovino Is Said to Have Mocked Prosecutor’s Jewish Faith on Call With Lawyers www.nytimes.com/2026/01/31/u...
Bovino Is Said to Have Mocked Prosecutor’s Jewish Faith on Call With Lawyers
www.nytimes.com
January 31, 2026 at 4:59 PM
Lucky for him there aren't a lot of Jewish lawyers who would leak all this
Understand that there are well known Democrats who would rather see Mayor For Life Don Jr than Mamdani running the city
strikes me that mamdani doing all this smaller level stuff, doing it quickly, and doing it very publicly is extremely useful for whenever he inevitably has to deal with "yeah other government figures in the state are trying to fuck me over" and keeping his credibility
January 31, 2026 at 4:21 PM
Understand that there are well known Democrats who would rather see Mayor For Life Don Jr than Mamdani running the city
I'm wondering if it's "Biden and Garland didn't want to make Washington cocktail parties awkward" or "uh, loads of Democrats are also on this list as well as foreign allies" or both
January 31, 2026 at 4:11 PM
I'm wondering if it's "Biden and Garland didn't want to make Washington cocktail parties awkward" or "uh, loads of Democrats are also on this list as well as foreign allies" or both