Michael Clear
@michaelclear.bsky.social
He Who Shapes, I often yell at television screens when a cake is brought out but not eaten
The thing I still can't believe is he tore down half the White House. I know we like to say "What if Biden..." but Biden would have been impeached and the Democrats would have supported it. 2026 will be the year he does an executive order to put his face over Lincoln's on Mount Rushmore
WASHINGTON (AP) — Trump sued by preservationists seeking architecture review and congressional approval over White House ballroom project.
December 12, 2025 at 5:00 PM
The thing I still can't believe is he tore down half the White House. I know we like to say "What if Biden..." but Biden would have been impeached and the Democrats would have supported it. 2026 will be the year he does an executive order to put his face over Lincoln's on Mount Rushmore
They still say he was a liberal. Still very common for them to say "they killed Charlie Kirk"
It’s kind of incredible how little has been published about this guy and how little conservatives seem to care. Did people just forget these people were screeching for civil war when they thought he was a liberal?
Suspected Charlie Kirk assassin makes first in-person court appearance
The Utah man charged with killing Charlie Kirk made his first in-person court appearance Thursday as his attorneys pushed to further limit media access in the high-profile criminal case.
www.ctvnews.ca
December 12, 2025 at 4:38 PM
They still say he was a liberal. Still very common for them to say "they killed Charlie Kirk"
Even I'm surprised that these are real and not just viral AI fakes like I assumed
Trump appears 4 times in newly released Epstein photos released by House Democrats. Here they are. www.cnn.com/2025/12/12/p...
December 12, 2025 at 4:18 PM
Even I'm surprised that these are real and not just viral AI fakes like I assumed
If I say to this “Show me Mickey Mouse jacking off while Minnie pegs Goofy” and the creation doesn’t immediately make me hard, it will be a complete failure
Bob Iger says that Disney's OpenAI deal is designed to respect and protect the artists and art that made the studio legendary. Wrote about how that's complete and utter bullshit
Disney wants to drag you into the slop
The House of Mouse enters its slop era.
www.theverge.com
December 12, 2025 at 12:55 AM
If I say to this “Show me Mickey Mouse jacking off while Minnie pegs Goofy” and the creation doesn’t immediately make me hard, it will be a complete failure
I’ve heard season 3 of Rings of Power will run late next year but I don’t understand why the Eagles don’t just swoop in and solve all the problems
December 11, 2025 at 2:07 AM
I’ve heard season 3 of Rings of Power will run late next year but I don’t understand why the Eagles don’t just swoop in and solve all the problems
Remember when the Bush people convinced themselves that Iraq would quickly become the 51st state and the rest of the region would follow without a fight? There's probably some connection to how every old horror movie franchise has new movies being made
Venezuela's just the first of many, and they're hoping other places will just fold instead of getting into a protracted air and ground war after this one.
And I know what you're thinking: Didn't the creation of Dubai require slaves? Yes! Good point! Noodle on that for a minute.
And I know what you're thinking: Didn't the creation of Dubai require slaves? Yes! Good point! Noodle on that for a minute.
December 10, 2025 at 7:51 PM
Remember when the Bush people convinced themselves that Iraq would quickly become the 51st state and the rest of the region would follow without a fight? There's probably some connection to how every old horror movie franchise has new movies being made
I get annoyed every day that professional Democrats decided to stop calling these people weird
Mr. Rubio said switching back to Times New Roman would “restore decorum and professionalism to the department’s written work.” Calibri is “informal” when compared to serif typefaces like Times New Roman and “clashes” with the department’s official letterhead. www.nytimes.com/2025/12/09/u...
Rubio Deletes Calibri as the State Department’s Official Typeface
www.nytimes.com
December 10, 2025 at 3:24 AM
I get annoyed every day that professional Democrats decided to stop calling these people weird
Jay Kelly is an enjoyable film and it's taught me that we should stop making fun of Tom Cruise running. Cruise and George Clooney are about the same age and Clooney runs like Pee Wee Herman
December 9, 2025 at 2:38 AM
Jay Kelly is an enjoyable film and it's taught me that we should stop making fun of Tom Cruise running. Cruise and George Clooney are about the same age and Clooney runs like Pee Wee Herman
Thinking about the people in every corner of the political spectrum who wrapped themselves in knots over Hunter Biden
New: “Donald Trump Jr’s Fortune Jumped Six-Fold In A Year” 📈
@kylekhanmullins.bsky.social (who you should follow) for @forbes.com
@kylekhanmullins.bsky.social (who you should follow) for @forbes.com
Here’s How Much Donald Trump Jr. Is Worth
The president’s oldest son once shunned his father to loaf as a vagabond in Colorado. He eventually came home, joined the family business and is amassing the kind of fortune that would make his father...
www.forbes.com
December 8, 2025 at 10:53 PM
Thinking about the people in every corner of the political spectrum who wrapped themselves in knots over Hunter Biden
The people who think Netflix is going to fire James Gunn and restore the Snyderverse are weird
December 8, 2025 at 7:53 PM
The people who think Netflix is going to fire James Gunn and restore the Snyderverse are weird
Remember when everyone was white and rich and poor black people lived underground like Morlocks?
Terminally online Right wingers are telling on themselves
December 8, 2025 at 7:44 PM
Remember when everyone was white and rich and poor black people lived underground like Morlocks?
I’m glad we’re in the USA have the rest of the world a good laugh by electing a guy dumb enough to be swayed by something called the FIFA Peace Prize
December 8, 2025 at 2:59 AM
I’m glad we’re in the USA have the rest of the world a good laugh by electing a guy dumb enough to be swayed by something called the FIFA Peace Prize
Every prominent filmmaker on the planet disagrees with Sarandos
December 7, 2025 at 10:51 PM
Every prominent filmmaker on the planet disagrees with Sarandos
Watching Mission Impossible: Final Reckoning on Paramount+. Just a few questions: was I supposed to remember literally anything that happened in the last movie? Apparently this is part two of that and I have no idea what anyone is talking about
December 6, 2025 at 10:16 PM
Watching Mission Impossible: Final Reckoning on Paramount+. Just a few questions: was I supposed to remember literally anything that happened in the last movie? Apparently this is part two of that and I have no idea what anyone is talking about
Can't wait to see if FIFA will ever again give out another Peace Prize
December 6, 2025 at 4:55 PM
Can't wait to see if FIFA will ever again give out another Peace Prize
My guess is the checks were bouncing
Breaking news: President Trump replaced the architect he handpicked to design his $300 million White House ballroom.
It is unclear whether he was fired or resigned.
It is unclear whether he was fired or resigned.
Trump hires new White House ballroom architect
Although the two had clashed over the size of the project, the decisive factor was the small firm’s limited capacity to handle such an enormous project.
www.washingtonpost.com
December 5, 2025 at 2:05 PM
My guess is the checks were bouncing
They'll say things like "But AI and the algorithm say there should be an action sequence here"
thinking about all the time and care put into shooting One Battle After Another and Sinners in niche film formats, and the sheer beauty of the results on projected celluloid. A Netflix-owned Warner Bros will still release movies; I doubt it will release movies like that.
December 5, 2025 at 1:54 PM
They'll say things like "But AI and the algorithm say there should be an action sequence here"
New Pluribus available so time to find out what was under those tarps. I'm guessing it's proof that the joined are eating Olive Garden pasta but if that were true, Carol would have thrown up
December 5, 2025 at 3:32 AM
New Pluribus available so time to find out what was under those tarps. I'm guessing it's proof that the joined are eating Olive Garden pasta but if that were true, Carol would have thrown up
Um, yeah, we need to go to The Hague. We live in a country where Hakeem Jeffries, the Congressional Opposition Leader, just complimented Trump for securing the border. No one in this country is going to prosecute Hegseth
If we're not at war, Pete Hegseth is a murderer. If we are at war, Pete Hegseth is still a murderer. He's a murderer. And you don't need to go to The Hague to hold him accountable because there are perfectly good, American laws AGAINST MURDER.
My latest in @thenation.com
My latest in @thenation.com
Pete Hegseth Should Be Charged With Murder
No matter how you look at the strikes on alleged “drug boats”—as acts of war or attacks on civilians—Hegseth has committed a crime and should be prosecuted.
www.thenation.com
December 4, 2025 at 7:16 AM
Um, yeah, we need to go to The Hague. We live in a country where Hakeem Jeffries, the Congressional Opposition Leader, just complimented Trump for securing the border. No one in this country is going to prosecute Hegseth
Sad thing is Jeffries probably thinks he's doing a great job
Jeffries: "The border is secure. That's a good thing. It happened on his watch. He wants to claim credit for it, of course he'll get credit for that. In terms of making sure that we actually deal with the issues that matter, including on immigration, there's a lot that's left to be desired."
December 3, 2025 at 7:33 PM
Sad thing is Jeffries probably thinks he's doing a great job
My microwave oven died and it turns out I need a new one ASAP because I just tried to heat up a can of soup on the stove and couldn’t remember how.
December 1, 2025 at 9:51 PM
My microwave oven died and it turns out I need a new one ASAP because I just tried to heat up a can of soup on the stove and couldn’t remember how.
Has anyone ever checked tracking info from Fed Ex or similar companies and thought “Holy shit… THE LABEL’S BEEN CREATED”?
December 1, 2025 at 9:23 PM
Has anyone ever checked tracking info from Fed Ex or similar companies and thought “Holy shit… THE LABEL’S BEEN CREATED”?
Rental Family was delightful. I'm glad I saw it in theaters
December 1, 2025 at 7:58 PM
Rental Family was delightful. I'm glad I saw it in theaters
If Trump is up late at night it's because he's ranting in all caps on Truth Social about some woke yogurt ad he just saw on Fox
Leavitt: "The NYT took about 1/3 of the president's daily calendar & schedule & said that he's doing less than he did in his first term, or he might not be fit for the job. That is unequivocally false and it's deeply unfortunate that the story was written ... he is taking meetings around the clock"
December 1, 2025 at 7:50 PM
If Trump is up late at night it's because he's ranting in all caps on Truth Social about some woke yogurt ad he just saw on Fox
Looking forward to the low budget slasher film version
Einstein's works enter public domain next year! at last we get a queer retelling of the theory of relativity
December 1, 2025 at 7:48 PM
Looking forward to the low budget slasher film version