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michael coyote
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michaelcoyote just about everywhere. Mostly https://mastodon.social/@michaelcoyote these days...

This isn't debate club, I am not going to debate you.

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December 8, 2025 at 7:03 AM
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Repo Man.
It's Miller and Otto standing in front of a burning fire in a 55 gallon drum. "...you know how everyone is into weirdness these days?"
December 7, 2025 at 4:43 AM
michaelcoyote.bsky.social
Black Friday?

Here's a better idea.
The words "It's a Fuck You Friday" in a stylized 20th Century Fox sort of way. From Achewood.
November 27, 2025 at 11:47 PM
michaelcoyote.bsky.social
It's the shamwow guy with ಠ_ಠ instead of a face and is holding up a shamwow which also has a ಠ_ಠ face.
November 24, 2025 at 4:40 AM
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If you needed a visual representation of the Trump presidency, I probably couldn't think of a better one.
Trump standing blankly while other people try to attend to a man who passed out behind him in the oval office.
November 6, 2025 at 7:51 PM
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Same energy...
It's a Shiba Inu hanging out in a hedge at the top of a wall. Not a cell phone in sight. Just living in the moment
November 3, 2025 at 11:11 PM
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It's a bunch of sheep in a patch of green grass in front of a stone wall with a tree and a gate. The sky is blue and it looks like it could go on forever and has little fluffy clouds on the right.
November 3, 2025 at 4:14 PM
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It's Marty Feldman doing weird shit with his eyes. It freaks me out tbh.
October 21, 2025 at 3:11 AM
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It's Mel Torme on the sitcom Night Court. Bull and Roz are behind him.
October 18, 2025 at 6:17 AM
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It's the sickos guy in the window saying "Yes... HA HA... YES!"
October 17, 2025 at 2:42 AM
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A drawing of a fishhook with the eye end of the fishhook labeled far left, the center labeled centrist and the point of hook looped back to a point labeled far right and very close to the centrist. The drawing is labeled fish hook theory.
October 14, 2025 at 6:18 AM
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I believe this was covered in the orientation video.
October 9, 2025 at 7:48 AM
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Y HELO THAIR LP
It's infamous Greature looking out of a flying saucer at Question Hound floating in space.
September 26, 2025 at 10:47 PM
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Yeah, it's a good idea to piss off the knitters man.. Keep it up..

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It's a woodcut of Madame LaFarge, knitting, always knitting, and watching always watching.
September 2, 2025 at 6:53 PM
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Post a random picture or else everything will go bad in September
It's a picture of a big vinyl sign saying Unusual Cards" with a photo of an excited kid getting a three finger pour of Seagrams.
September 1, 2025 at 5:57 AM
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Also, as a consequence I think of this very good post from March, 22nt 2020
It's a post from twitter user DanHopp from March, 23rd 2020 containing a screenshot of a fake NYT Opinion page entitled "If I Offered You Twenty Thousand Pounds For Every Dot That Stopped" by Harry Lime
September 1, 2025 at 4:54 AM
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Does this count?
It's those two egg shaped big boys, TweedleDee and TweedleDumb from Alice in Wonderland as imagined by the house of mouse.
August 23, 2025 at 3:20 AM
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Oh wait, this is even better...
It's the scene from There Will Be Blood where Daniel Plainview (played by Daniel Day-Lewis) explains how he took a very long straw and drank Eli Sunday's (Paul Dano) milkshake.. or something like that.. The subtitles indicate a slurping sound is being made.
August 21, 2025 at 7:49 PM
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Also a good time to drop this into a slide explaining how blackbox mode works
It's the scene from There Will Be Blood where Daniel Plainview (played by Daniel Day-Lewis) explains how he took a very long straw and drank Eli Sunday's (Paul Dano) milkshake.. or something like that..
August 21, 2025 at 7:39 PM
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The camera on the E72 was potato as was every other cell phone camera at the time but I liked this better than the Blackberry.

I beat the hell out of this poor thing.
It's a Nokia E72
August 18, 2025 at 12:18 AM
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I feel like Homage should have a Robert Pollard Wright Baseball State No Hitter t-shirt, and it should have this picture on it.

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It's a picture of a very young Robert Pollard wearing a Wright State baseball cap.
August 17, 2025 at 3:49 AM
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I can look back on my life and see a point where I could have blamed all of my problems connecting with women on women, but instead I worked on learning to relate to other people, not being a dickhead, and generally getting my shit together.
Some dickhead posted: You do realize that what you're really saying is "Straight men are not owed romantic love, and should resign themselves to being alone forever if they aren't privileged enough to meet a standard of social acceptability."
August 14, 2025 at 5:36 PM
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It's the Medical Mechanica building from the Anime FLCL. It looks like a giant iron.
August 11, 2025 at 9:13 PM
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EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A VHS INTO THE SLOT. ITS RAMBO FIRST BLOOD PART TWO AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I START DOING THE MOVES ALONGSIDE WITH THE MAIN CHARACTER, JOHN RAMBO.
August 2, 2025 at 8:08 PM
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Post a random picture or everything will go bad in August
It's a solder throwing a grenade down a stairwell with a grinning catvs face badly pasted over it. The text next to the soldier says "Vibe check"
August 1, 2025 at 1:42 AM