michael coyote
@michaelcoyote.bsky.social
michaelcoyote just about everywhere. Mostly https://mastodon.social/@michaelcoyote these days...
This isn't debate club, I am not going to debate you.
ignosce sed nunquam oblitus sis
This isn't debate club, I am not going to debate you.
ignosce sed nunquam oblitus sis
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michael coyote
@michaelcoyote.bsky.social
· Oct 29
Unless I absolutely must for professional reasons, I will not be watching your nuclear war movie. I will not be watching your incredibly bleak and depressing murder show. I will not be watching your artistic despair. It’s nothing personal, I just don’t order water when I’m already bailing my boat.
Same.
Also, I am spending less and less time here on bsky for the same reason.
I have decided that knowing every terrible thing that happens in a given day is not good for me and what might be better is to attempt to connect with my community and do things.
This might be better for you too. ❤️
Also, I am spending less and less time here on bsky for the same reason.
I have decided that knowing every terrible thing that happens in a given day is not good for me and what might be better is to attempt to connect with my community and do things.
This might be better for you too. ❤️
I love an honest setting of expectations.
Sample slides that convey what I believe I am alas obliged to call the Teaching Philosophy behind the course.
December 12, 2025 at 1:32 AM
I love an honest setting of expectations.
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Sign the Petition
Turn the Boylston Street Tesla Dealership into a Waffle House
www.change.org
December 11, 2025 at 9:06 PM
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Earlier today, I was notified that someone was at my door.
This is who it was:
This is who it was:
November 21, 2025 at 12:59 AM
Earlier today, I was notified that someone was at my door.
This is who it was:
This is who it was:
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New sticker alert! Realized I never shared a photo of this one?! 🐭🫧 store.beckyandfrank.com/product/mous...
November 4, 2025 at 7:37 PM
New sticker alert! Realized I never shared a photo of this one?! 🐭🫧 store.beckyandfrank.com/product/mous...
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MUPPET WICKER MAN (Brian Henson, 1993)
Police Sergeant Kermie travels to the isolated town of Summerisle in search of a missing girl. He finds the locals to be a surly and suspicious lot, rustic practitioners of crude bawdiness and Celtic neo-paganism. Starring Vincent Price as Lord Summerisle.
Police Sergeant Kermie travels to the isolated town of Summerisle in search of a missing girl. He finds the locals to be a surly and suspicious lot, rustic practitioners of crude bawdiness and Celtic neo-paganism. Starring Vincent Price as Lord Summerisle.
March 20, 2025 at 9:21 PM
MUPPET WICKER MAN (Brian Henson, 1993)
Police Sergeant Kermie travels to the isolated town of Summerisle in search of a missing girl. He finds the locals to be a surly and suspicious lot, rustic practitioners of crude bawdiness and Celtic neo-paganism. Starring Vincent Price as Lord Summerisle.
Police Sergeant Kermie travels to the isolated town of Summerisle in search of a missing girl. He finds the locals to be a surly and suspicious lot, rustic practitioners of crude bawdiness and Celtic neo-paganism. Starring Vincent Price as Lord Summerisle.
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SKULL OF THOMAS AQUINAS: TAKE A LEFT NOW
PRIEST: No, the GPS says we have to keep going—
SKULL: I KNOW A SHORTCUT
PRIEST: Do you remember the last ti—
SKULL: FOR THOSE WITH FAITH, NO EVIDENCE IS NECESSARY; FOR THOSE WITHOUT IT, NO EVIDENCE WILL SUFFICE
PRIEST: No, the GPS says we have to keep going—
SKULL: I KNOW A SHORTCUT
PRIEST: Do you remember the last ti—
SKULL: FOR THOSE WITH FAITH, NO EVIDENCE IS NECESSARY; FOR THOSE WITHOUT IT, NO EVIDENCE WILL SUFFICE
'Skull of St. Thomas Aquinas being transported to Fossanova Abbey.'
Photograph by Daniel Ibanez
Photograph by Daniel Ibanez
December 10, 2025 at 5:10 PM
SKULL OF THOMAS AQUINAS: TAKE A LEFT NOW
PRIEST: No, the GPS says we have to keep going—
SKULL: I KNOW A SHORTCUT
PRIEST: Do you remember the last ti—
SKULL: FOR THOSE WITH FAITH, NO EVIDENCE IS NECESSARY; FOR THOSE WITHOUT IT, NO EVIDENCE WILL SUFFICE
PRIEST: No, the GPS says we have to keep going—
SKULL: I KNOW A SHORTCUT
PRIEST: Do you remember the last ti—
SKULL: FOR THOSE WITH FAITH, NO EVIDENCE IS NECESSARY; FOR THOSE WITHOUT IT, NO EVIDENCE WILL SUFFICE
2026, the year of Linux on the Desktop.
LOL. No.
December 10, 2025 at 7:36 AM
2026, the year of Linux on the Desktop.
I don't know the context for this but yeah, pretty much.
December 10, 2025 at 5:51 AM
I don't know the context for this but yeah, pretty much.
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I miss girl cum pepsi
December 10, 2025 at 12:14 AM
I miss girl cum pepsi
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Chic hits #1 today in 1978 with “Le Freak”, a song originally titled “F**k Off!” — and written after the band was turned away by the bouncers at Studio 54.
“We go back to my apartment really pissed off,” said Nile Rodgers, “and Bernard starts singing, ‘Ahhh, f**k off!’ .. and that became the hook.”
“We go back to my apartment really pissed off,” said Nile Rodgers, “and Bernard starts singing, ‘Ahhh, f**k off!’ .. and that became the hook.”
December 10, 2025 at 12:01 AM
Chic hits #1 today in 1978 with “Le Freak”, a song originally titled “F**k Off!” — and written after the band was turned away by the bouncers at Studio 54.
“We go back to my apartment really pissed off,” said Nile Rodgers, “and Bernard starts singing, ‘Ahhh, f**k off!’ .. and that became the hook.”
“We go back to my apartment really pissed off,” said Nile Rodgers, “and Bernard starts singing, ‘Ahhh, f**k off!’ .. and that became the hook.”
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i can never quite tell when they’re ripe
November 12, 2025 at 2:05 PM
i can never quite tell when they’re ripe
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Transphobia is a luxury belief. Yes, ordinary people are often ambiently transphobic, but they have bigger things to worry about. The true believers are wealthy, powerful, influential, and face no real hardship that would force them to prioritize issues that affect them.
They genuinely don't have anything better to do. These are not people capable of great things. That she was so capable, that trans people can attain successes they must win with lies & slander, gnaws at them. Even when they win, for them it has no savor
Admiral Rachel Levine was the first transgender person to be confirmed by the Senate to serve in the federal government. Her official portrait at HHS headquarters has been altered. n.pr/48HypvT
December 5, 2025 at 11:28 PM
Transphobia is a luxury belief. Yes, ordinary people are often ambiently transphobic, but they have bigger things to worry about. The true believers are wealthy, powerful, influential, and face no real hardship that would force them to prioritize issues that affect them.
"fuck this, I'm out"
can't stop watching this clip of a tesla Optimus teleoperator taking his headset off before properly logging out the robot
December 9, 2025 at 3:00 AM
"fuck this, I'm out"
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dudes rock-toberfest
Me and the fellas beating the toxic masculinity out of each others souls
December 8, 2025 at 10:44 PM
dudes rock-toberfest
@sarahtaber.bsky.social to the white courtesy phone.
oh, so farmers are the new welfare queens
December 8, 2025 at 9:12 PM
@sarahtaber.bsky.social to the white courtesy phone.
I bet if someone came out with an mp3/flac music device with that late 80s/early 90s Sony build quality, they'd have a pretty solid hit on their hands if they targeted and sold it right.
It may not start out as a ipod level hit but I could see it ending up there.
It may not start out as a ipod level hit but I could see it ending up there.
literally
December 8, 2025 at 7:29 PM
I bet if someone came out with an mp3/flac music device with that late 80s/early 90s Sony build quality, they'd have a pretty solid hit on their hands if they targeted and sold it right.
It may not start out as a ipod level hit but I could see it ending up there.
It may not start out as a ipod level hit but I could see it ending up there.
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This composition had eluded me for nearly a decade, but yesterday I was finally able to capture it. A train rolled through just as the Duquesne Incline was crossing over the tracks in #Pittsburgh, creating a picture perfect winter scene. It was worth the hours and hours I've waited over the years.
December 3, 2025 at 2:06 PM
This composition had eluded me for nearly a decade, but yesterday I was finally able to capture it. A train rolled through just as the Duquesne Incline was crossing over the tracks in #Pittsburgh, creating a picture perfect winter scene. It was worth the hours and hours I've waited over the years.
It happens within the US too.. Plenty of white people in the Northern US will claim that racism is a Southern problem.
The thing about being an US born person of immigrant extraction who has also lived in a couple of other countries and traveled to a bunch more is... I can be both very clear eyed in the way the US sucks while also being aware of how other countries use the USA's failings to distract from their own.
December 7, 2025 at 6:12 AM
It happens within the US too.. Plenty of white people in the Northern US will claim that racism is a Southern problem.
Normal is understanding that what is in my neighbors pants is none of my business and it's not my place to decide what is "weird" or not.
If Gov. Haircut wants the party to be more normal and less judgemental he should start with himself.
If Gov. Haircut wants the party to be more normal and less judgemental he should start with himself.
California Governor Gavin Newsom said on Thursday that the Democratic Party needed to be “more culturally normal” and “less judgmental.”
December 7, 2025 at 6:05 AM
Normal is understanding that what is in my neighbors pants is none of my business and it's not my place to decide what is "weird" or not.
If Gov. Haircut wants the party to be more normal and less judgemental he should start with himself.
If Gov. Haircut wants the party to be more normal and less judgemental he should start with himself.
As a former resident of Columbus, it's always nice to see Ohio State eat shit in football.
December 7, 2025 at 4:36 AM
As a former resident of Columbus, it's always nice to see Ohio State eat shit in football.
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Nobody understands the meaning of “Gilded Age” even though they only need to know one of the two words means “looks-like-gold” (derogatory).
the great gatsby is one of the most widely assigned books in america and yet apparently literally nobody understands it www.newyorker.com/magazine/202...
December 7, 2025 at 4:28 AM
Nobody understands the meaning of “Gilded Age” even though they only need to know one of the two words means “looks-like-gold” (derogatory).
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The NYT will pay a pittance to a woman on the verge of giving birth to make videos that they'll never air but will pay Bret Stephens $200k to write two 700-word columns a week like "Let's Return to the Feudal System"
December 5, 2025 at 2:57 PM
The NYT will pay a pittance to a woman on the verge of giving birth to make videos that they'll never air but will pay Bret Stephens $200k to write two 700-word columns a week like "Let's Return to the Feudal System"
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The Nobel Prize committee should announce the World Cup winner tomorrow
December 6, 2025 at 4:29 AM
The Nobel Prize committee should announce the World Cup winner tomorrow