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michael coyote @michaelcoyote.bsky.social · 11h

Bob Bailey is probably the best. IIRC he started as one of the writers. I did like Edmond O'Brien a lot too.. For fun, check out the pilot episode. It's got Dick Powell!

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Yvonne Lam @yvonnezlam.bsky.social · 14h

I am one of the least "nice"/"empathetic" people at rowing, and: yesterday, because I saw a bunch of very experienced people have trouble docking in the wind, I was pretty sure the novices would have trouble, so I made sure to be on the dock when they came in. Both boats came in sideways, so ...

Fiona Tribe @fionatribe.bsky.social · 14h

Empathy impedes efficiency (in the short term). For a while there empathy was all anyone was talking about. Now? Not so much. It has very much shifted toward being a “chore” that can be outsourced. Ethics also impedes efficiency.

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michael coyote @michaelcoyote.bsky.social · 14h

I totally missed that the mirkin was back in style.

derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 11d

the year is 2030. a doctor solemnly informs you that you have plastic in your testicles bc millions of people persuaded by celebrity marketing bought synthetic pubic hairs that were eventually consumed by fish that you ate

michael coyote @michaelcoyote.bsky.social · 15h

Give dudes a place to rock.

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michael coyote @michaelcoyote.bsky.social · 16h

Love Yours Truly, Johnny Dollar. Longest running radio show iirc and you can find them for free online.

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alpha @omarsbigsister.bsky.social · 1d

Backed by the Heritage Foundation and Big Tech, KOSA will force everyone to upload their ID to access the internet. In an age when Palantir has direct ties to ICE, where technofascists are in power and want to eliminate and censor everything, we CANNOT allow KOSA to pass.

It NEEDS mass pushback.

Fight for the Future @fightforthefuture.org · 2d

🚨‼️As of yesterday KOSA is at 64 cosponsors with @vanhollen.senate.gov + @kim.senate.gov - who claim to support LGTBQ+ rights but are clearly okay with supporting legislation that’ll censor us off the internet- newly signed on.

You know what to do: www.stopkosa.com

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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 1d

Everyone is 12 theory undefeated

Marc Randazza eats shit for breakfast and sucks his own cock afterwards

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michael coyote @michaelcoyote.bsky.social · 1d

That cameraman should have stopped on the third chuhai.

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michael coyote @michaelcoyote.bsky.social · 1d

This is very good. I discovered Techno in the mid-90s and sometimes went up to Detroit. It was a whole other world up there.

michael coyote @michaelcoyote.bsky.social · 1d

This reminds me that I need to seek out Eddie Campbell's Bacchus wherein the Greek god lives on as an elderly barfly.. I've heard lots of good things.

michael coyote @michaelcoyote.bsky.social · 2d

I can think of worse things to do than turn a moose loose in the US Senate.

Kevin @kevinlikesmaps.bsky.social · 2d

new rule, the state animal must run in the primary election

Noah @ncallaway.bsky.social · 2d

> Look, do you want a moose for senator??

I mean, kinda, yea, if it’s an option

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Ben Daniel (he/him) @revbennyd.bsky.social · 3d

Here's a photo of my friend and colleague, Jorge Bautista, getting shot in the face with a flashbang grenade. The ICE Agent is so afraid of Jorge (who was posing no threat) that he has wet himself. Please share this photo. Everyone needs to know what cowards ICE agents are.

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michael coyote @michaelcoyote.bsky.social · 2d

it do be like that...

michael coyote @michaelcoyote.bsky.social · 3d

Right?

Go clear out your couch and hire an army of shrinks if that's what you need...

Buy all the grass you require and go touch it..

michael coyote @michaelcoyote.bsky.social · 4d

Two thoughts.

1. They should let Cicelia give him a talking to.
2. I was a bit curious before about who was talking about Chiaki behind her back, but now I *really* want to know.

michael coyote @michaelcoyote.bsky.social · 4d

Oh Cameron.. You dolt.

michael coyote @michaelcoyote.bsky.social · 4d

Hoping @neinquarterly.bsky.social is doing as well as possible in these dark but also darkly funny days.

michael coyote @michaelcoyote.bsky.social · 4d

Thinking of you @talcotts.bsky.social

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Nein.Quarterly @neinquarterly.bsky.social · Sep 2

A gentle reminder that autumn is for the poets. Fall is for the rest of us.

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michael coyote @michaelcoyote.bsky.social · 4d

Hell yeah.

michael coyote @michaelcoyote.bsky.social · 4d

I think it was less memory holed and more never widely discussed how small their "movement" was at the time.. Quite the opposite.

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Jake, Subject Matter Expert @thewoodlandman.bsky.social · 5d

American Politicians cannot be expected to live up to the outrageously high standards of the Insane Clown Posse.

Technical appreciator @whatahellofawaytodad.com · 5d

Reminder that Violent J of Insane Clown Posse has the correct response to a lot of the shitty things he said in the early days.

STEREOGUM: People my age, we talk about how we were lucky that we didn’t have social media growing up, and there’s no record of all the dumb shit we said and did. You didn’t have social media, but everything you said and did in those years is on record, and you’ve got to live with it now. That’s tough.

VIOLENT J: And the amount of gay Juggalos out there is really surprising. I think about them doing their research and getting the old records, getting excited about it, and getting their hearts broke or something, you know? I tell my daughter, “For the rest of your life, when your friends ask why your dad said that, say it’s because your dad was a fool. Don’t defend me. Say I was a fool then, but I’m not now.” There’s no excuse. I was going with the flow, and that’s the very thing we preach against — being a sheep. And that’s what I was doing.

https://www.stereogum.com/2083804/icp-interview-juggalos/interviews/weve-got-a-file-on-you/

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michael coyote @michaelcoyote.bsky.social · 5d

Someone kept telling her that she'd be more pretty if she smiles.

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Jake, Subject Matter Expert @thewoodlandman.bsky.social · 6d

seeing an amount of Making Up A Guy going on here lately

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michael coyote @michaelcoyote.bsky.social · 5d

Also I think this will tear it for a very specific kind of person and I think that's hilarious too..

michael coyote @michaelcoyote.bsky.social · 6d

I know that folks are upset about Trump tearing a big hole in the white house, and I get why, but I think it's kind of hilarious.