Michael Crider
@michaelcrider.bsky.social
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News, reviews, and short-form videos for PCWorld. Formerly Android Police, Review Geek, How-To Geek, Digital Trends. Opinions are my own. I have a personal website, almost never updated: thegumshoe.com I write fiction: http://amazon.com/author/crider
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lordravenscraft.bsky.social
This is a great way to think of it

Every team I've ever been on that succeeds inevitably has some spreadsheet cruncher come in and say "I like this number, we should have more of this number"

And that changes why we were so good at that number in the first place
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rystorm.com
When a measure becomes a target, it ceases to be a good measure.

...yet we are seeing more and more things measured, exactly because they are intended as targets.
lordravenscraft.bsky.social
when I worked at Frye's, their metrics were based on how many Norton subs they sold. to the point they had us essentially giving them away. conning customers into adding Norton they didn't want to purchases that made us no money

anyway, time is a flat circle
michaelcrider.bsky.social
Dionysus has a little rubber ducky in Hades II.

It is wearing a fig leaf.
Hades II art: Dionysus' rubber ducky in his pool.
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michaelswaim.bsky.social
Starbuck Thrace is so cool-coded I can't handle it. you can't see it but she's also doing sick tech deck tricks with her other hand behind the console
Starbuck gets a kid to light her cigar while she wears aviators and a bomber jacket to cover her non-regulation tattoo of Bowser on a surf board playing electric guitar.
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junlper.beer
it’s really good when “technology of the future” treats you leaving as if you were leaving a cult
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halophoenix.bsky.social
Backing this up - Some of the worst humans I know and have worked personally with were some of the chummiest, "let's get drinks"-iest, "not so bad in person"-ey people I've ever met.

Some of the most astounding racists I've met said they were "big fans of my work." They know how to play this game.
hels.bsky.social
NB to the ppl replying “charisma???”: how do you think success happens, especially at this scale, especially for ppl with demonstrably marginal talent? Virtue has very little correlation with personal likeability. Naive verging on dangerous to think “bad politics” means “devoid of all qualities”
hels.bsky.social
Bari is a terrific example of a person who has, perhaps tragically, mistaken her charisma for intelligence
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acgerstein.bsky.social
Reposting and bookmarking to share with students in my sci comm class in the winter about why I believe that me telling them not to use genAI is in their best interest.
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seanohhhh.bsky.social
He didn't know who he was dealing with
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billieiswriting.bsky.social
"Who would have predicted this?"

- Black women did.
- Trans people did.
- The *entire* disability community did.
- The anarchists did.
- Post-Evangelicals did.

"Well why didn't I hear them."

You did. But you disregarded us as "extremists" and "alarmists". And you are still calling us that.
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jonchristian.net
why does this feel like a description of AI
ifunny meme:
"Is that ham processed? If it's processed, I don't want it."
Ma'am, that is an eleven pound whole slab of deli ham. It has no bones, fat, or connective tissue. It is an amalgamation of the meat of several pigs, emulsified, liquefied, strained, and ultimately inexorably joined in an unholy meat obelisk. God had no hand in the creation of this abhorrence. The fact that this ham monolith exists proves that God is either impotent to alter His universe or ignorant to the horrors taking place in His kingdom. This prism of pork is more than deli meat. It is a physical declaration of mankind's contempt for the natural order. It is hubris manifest. We also have a lower sodium variety if you would prefer that."
michaelcrider.bsky.social
Hell yeah. The PA one might have made my electricity cost even more.

That's gonna happen no matter what, thanks to natural gas companies shipping all our resources out to the highest bidder. But at least it'll go a little slower now.
michaelcrider.bsky.social
what the hell is anything
sonicstadium.org
BREAKING: A CG teaser of the Sonic x #PUBGMobile collab has been leaked by Sonic Hotspot!

In it, he helps Kaiju No 9 fight Skibidi Toilet. #SonicNews
michaelcrider.bsky.social
LinkedIn is terrible and completely useless to me.

I know lots of people need it, or seem to think that they do. But I can't see a single positive thing about it, top to bottom, and that's before it started filling up with AI slop.
michaelcrider.bsky.social
I've had to manually delete a LinkedIn account three times now. This time it didn't even have a password, I had to CREATE a password for an account I didn't make and never wanted.

It looks like it just made an account for me whole cloth because I was logged into Google and looked at LinkedIn.
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404media.co
With “Find My Parking Cops,” technologist Riley Walz reverse engineered San Francisco’s parking ticket system to place cops on a map seconds after they issue parking citations—in theory, helping people avoid spots where officers are handing out tickets.

🔗 www.404media.co/find-my-park...
‘Find My Parking Cops’ Tracks Officers Handing Out Tickets All Around San Francisco
"Find My Parking Cops" pins the near-realtime locations of parking officers all over the city, and shows what they're issuing fines for, and how much.
www.404media.co
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michaelcrider.bsky.social
I see that advertising case is still on the Google executives' mind. Gotta suck up to the fascists, otherwise you might not make every last possible dollar from your illegal monopoly.
michaelcrider.bsky.social
Attention, internet: I would like all of you to know that Cera the Triceratops from the 1988 animated feature film The Land Before Time has a father, and that his name is Daddy Topps.

Thank you, that is all.
screenshot of the Land Before Time fan wiki page for Daddy Tops.
michaelcrider.bsky.social
I've got this USB battery myself, it's pretty great. Still not my favorite since it lacks the built-in wall outlet, but it's smaller and can output at up to 45 watts for faster refills, and still has the built-in cable. $25 today.

www.pcworld.com/article/2917...
This tiny 10,000mAh power bank with a built-in USB-C cable is 38% off
The Baseus Picogo can recharge three devices at once and it's only $24.69 right now.
www.pcworld.com
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katelynburns.com
i have to say, as a trans journalist who has covered the "trans debate" for about a decade now, there is no daylight between how the trump administration and conservatives lie about tylenol and autism and how they've lied about youth trans care.
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jparish.bsky.social
DID YOU KNOW: the R.O.B. amiibo works with four times as many games as the actual R.O.B. does
wario64.bsky.social
R.O.B. amiibo is $5.99 at GameStop buff.ly/TaFQgXE #ad
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marisakabas.bsky.social
SCOOP — Part of the reason Disney/ABC may have rushed to sort things out with Kimmel is because tomorrow they have a planned price increase for Disney+ streaming, a Disney source tells me. With subscriptions hemorrhaging since last week, they couldn’t risk losing more users with this announcement.