Michael Haney
michaelhaney.bsky.social
Michael Haney
@michaelhaney.bsky.social
Writer, game designer, ttrpg editor, insert remainder of witty bio here
Deleted Threads today when I saw a warning on someone’s post indicating they might be part of a terrorist organization because they said nazis are bad and then it asked me to report them.

Fuck that and fuck Nazis.
September 24, 2025 at 12:47 PM
Time to crank up some tunes and hammer out some final to-do's before this new academic term begins!
August 7, 2025 at 2:22 PM
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Juneteenth calls us to understand the realities of our past, celebrate the resilience and achievements of Black Americans, and align the course of our country toward its founding creed of liberty and justice for all. Wishing everyone a meaningful Juneteenth!
June 19, 2025 at 12:59 PM
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I don't want to pass judgement before seeing it, but based on the trailers, I don't think The Monkey is going to be a very faithful adaptation of Curious George
February 21, 2025 at 11:43 PM
Toy Story 4 should have been called, “Toy Story 4; or, the Postmodern Frankenstein”
February 16, 2025 at 6:08 PM
Clarissa of Polk County, please for my sanity correct your phone number on all these job applications you are submitting. So many have been reaching out, but you are missing out because they are calling me & I don’t know who you to help point them toward you.
February 10, 2025 at 4:52 PM
Can you write a story in 100 words? Join me in the @nycmidnight.bsky.social 100-word Microfiction Challenge on March 21st! Learn more at nycmidnight.com/100
The 100-word Microfiction Challenge — nycmidnight
The 100-word Microfiction Challenge is an international creative writing competition that challenges participants to create very short stories based on genre, action, and word assignments in just 24 h...
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February 6, 2025 at 12:30 PM
Every time I get the itch to open TikTok I am going to open Duolingo. That devil bird will win after all.
January 19, 2025 at 1:26 PM
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I think some novice creators think their best ideas must be the most eye-catching or flamboyant or extraordinary. But in my experience your best ideas are the ones that take normal mundane things, people, doing ordinary things, and put spotlight on them in a way that makes them seem extraordinary.
January 18, 2025 at 8:52 PM
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SCAM ALERT – IMPORTANT

The cat has already been fed.
October 13, 2024 at 9:29 AM
I wish there was a team/slack channel for people in my position across the college. I’m getting a kick of seeing us all submitting similar announcements simultaneously since we were closed last week. The camaraderie would be fun.
October 14, 2024 at 2:34 PM
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OKAY FOLKS FOR EVERYONE WHO ASKED FOR IT*
MY THREAD OF LATIN-AMERICAN HORROR IN TRANSLATION FOR THE PERFECT BOOK FOR THE OVERLAP OF HISPANIC HISTORY & SPOOKY MONTHS

*nobody asked but I KNOW WHAT YOU SECRETLY WANT 1/
October 4, 2024 at 8:00 PM
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Getting a bit late tonight, so I’ll have October’s loot up tomorrow for the Trash Mob.
It’s just ordinary rug scatter terrain…
October 3, 2024 at 6:50 AM
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ICYMI: We just announced Wildmage Press (@wildmagepress.bsky.social), a new TTRPG publishing company founded by me & @eldritchblep.bsky.social!

Issue 1 of Horizons, our quarterly digital magazine for #dnd and other #ttrpg systems, releases on Oct 9. Subscribe on wildmagepress.com or Patreon! 🌄🌙✨
September 26, 2024 at 12:25 AM
Thinking about a new direction to take my #DnD campaign. Anyone come across any 3rd party materials they liked that gave them inspiration for their own campaigns? #ttrpg
September 24, 2024 at 11:59 AM
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Messy drawing process, which could also be described as ”hmm what if I make them more monstrous, hmm a little bit more, ah yes”
September 24, 2024 at 10:47 AM
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moo deng says NO GODS NO MASTERS
September 22, 2024 at 5:22 PM
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One week into a first draft, the new thing has hit 5k.

(My favourite bit of writing advice I've ever received: writing 100k is simply impossible, but you can probably write 5k twenty times.)
September 24, 2024 at 11:12 AM