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dude I love The National because it all sounds like a man whose greatest goal is living in Neil McCauleys house from Heat with no furniture
July 17, 2025 at 9:19 PM
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LA DODGERS just now:

“This morning, ICE agents came to Dodger Stadium and requested permission to access the parking lots. They were denied entry to the grounds by the organization. Tonight’s game will be played as scheduled.”

Right on, Dodgers!
More of this, please.
June 19, 2025 at 7:35 PM
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Would it kill that groundhog to just once be like “hey guys 2 more seasons of Ted Lasso” or something
February 2, 2025 at 3:47 PM
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RIP people from the 1920s you would’ve loved telling people what podcasts they should totally listen to
January 17, 2025 at 11:05 PM
It’s been a great snow day with bro.
January 10, 2025 at 11:46 PM
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Saxophone inventor: each button plays a different note

Trombone inventor: trombone goes WOOooooOOmp
December 12, 2024 at 1:32 PM
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Report: Tom Brady to enroll at the University of North Carolina.
December 12, 2024 at 1:18 PM
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“Said to be” no way that shit is not xxtra flaming hot Doritos cursed
THE 836-POUND, MINIFRIDGE-SIZED BAHIA EMERALD, wrenched illegally from a Brazilian mine in 2001 and smuggled out of the country, is heading home, a U.S. judge rules. The $1 billion mass of green crystal and black schist is said to be cursed Terrence McCoy reports
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U.S. judge clears way for ‘cursed’ giant emerald to return to Brazil
The judge brushed aside pleas from a consortium of U.S. gem spectators who claimed to be the rightful owners.
wapo.st
November 22, 2024 at 9:32 PM