Michael Salter
@michaelsalter.bsky.social
Barrister at 42BR. Daring to dream about a new era of Chicago Bears football. Lego Star Wars addict.
He left a Grinch Christmas card for Santa that we did not see before we opened it….i have something in my eye…
December 24, 2025 at 11:16 PM
He left a Grinch Christmas card for Santa that we did not see before we opened it….i have something in my eye…
At least pretending to be a Reindeer counts as one of my 5-a-day
December 24, 2025 at 11:14 PM
At least pretending to be a Reindeer counts as one of my 5-a-day
Aaaannndd of course, it’s 22:51 on Christmas Eve, so MrsS starts to make a birthday cake (not for Him)…for a birthday on Boxing Day
🤣 or 😭
🤣 or 😭
December 24, 2025 at 10:53 PM
Aaaannndd of course, it’s 22:51 on Christmas Eve, so MrsS starts to make a birthday cake (not for Him)…for a birthday on Boxing Day
🤣 or 😭
🤣 or 😭
Ok….
AJ Brown (teeth) doesn't practice Wednesday.
December 24, 2025 at 10:15 PM
Ok….
Having had a 4-yo son admitted on Christmas Day, the hospital staff were even better than they normally are….Father Christmas even attended for him. They truly are brilliant, and don’t know it!
Spare a thought for the emergency services and hospital staff on duty tonight and tomorrow, through the revelry. They do so much and most of us never see it, or hope we don't.
December 24, 2025 at 10:08 PM
Having had a 4-yo son admitted on Christmas Day, the hospital staff were even better than they normally are….Father Christmas even attended for him. They truly are brilliant, and don’t know it!
Reposted by Michael Salter
Spare a thought for the emergency services and hospital staff on duty tonight and tomorrow, through the revelry. They do so much and most of us never see it, or hope we don't.
December 24, 2025 at 8:31 PM
Spare a thought for the emergency services and hospital staff on duty tonight and tomorrow, through the revelry. They do so much and most of us never see it, or hope we don't.
Reposted by Michael Salter
And Tiny Tim, who did NOT die, bathed the Daemon in the holy light of the Emperor.
December 24, 2025 at 9:55 PM
And Tiny Tim, who did NOT die, bathed the Daemon in the holy light of the Emperor.
This is what I need…an American Football Christmas debate….
@acosta32jp.bsky.social
@acosta32jp.bsky.social
December 24, 2025 at 9:59 PM
This is what I need…an American Football Christmas debate….
@acosta32jp.bsky.social
@acosta32jp.bsky.social
In fantasy championship game. It’s 51% to me…my TE’s are Bowers and Kittle…one got put on IR as his team tank for 1.01, the other…ffs
December 24, 2025 at 9:07 PM
In fantasy championship game. It’s 51% to me…my TE’s are Bowers and Kittle…one got put on IR as his team tank for 1.01, the other…ffs
We are Def-con five (gold rings) here at Casa-del-Salter.
Wishing you all a Happy Christmas, if you celebrate, and peaceful new year to you all.
Wishing you all a Happy Christmas, if you celebrate, and peaceful new year to you all.
December 24, 2025 at 8:29 PM
We are Def-con five (gold rings) here at Casa-del-Salter.
Wishing you all a Happy Christmas, if you celebrate, and peaceful new year to you all.
Wishing you all a Happy Christmas, if you celebrate, and peaceful new year to you all.
THIS IS NOT A DRILL!
The Local Authority haven’t published a revised refuse collection ton schedule for Christmas and New Year…..
The Local Authority haven’t published a revised refuse collection ton schedule for Christmas and New Year…..
patrick star and spongebob squarepants are standing next to each other in a room and talking about chaos .
ALT: patrick star and spongebob squarepants are standing next to each other in a room and talking about chaos .
media.tenor.com
December 24, 2025 at 7:13 PM
THIS IS NOT A DRILL!
The Local Authority haven’t published a revised refuse collection ton schedule for Christmas and New Year…..
The Local Authority haven’t published a revised refuse collection ton schedule for Christmas and New Year…..
Me: am thinking of starting to wear a hat.
MrsS: oh, what sort?
Me: ….🐻⬇️
MrsS: oh, what sort?
Me: ….🐻⬇️
December 23, 2025 at 9:35 PM
Me: am thinking of starting to wear a hat.
MrsS: oh, what sort?
Me: ….🐻⬇️
MrsS: oh, what sort?
Me: ….🐻⬇️
Reposted by Michael Salter
My spirit animal is this penguin
December 23, 2025 at 11:43 AM
My spirit animal is this penguin
Early morning swim for the ducks
December 23, 2025 at 8:28 AM
Early morning swim for the ducks
That was on my bingo card!
December 22, 2025 at 8:58 PM
That was on my bingo card!
A pint of red, for me
December 19, 2025 at 1:24 PM
A pint of red, for me
Reposted by Michael Salter
Reposted by Michael Salter
Commiserations to Dick Van Dyke, such sad news. I can't believe it
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At 100 years old, he can no longer play with Lego
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At 100 years old, he can no longer play with Lego
December 14, 2025 at 12:59 AM
Commiserations to Dick Van Dyke, such sad news. I can't believe it
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At 100 years old, he can no longer play with Lego
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At 100 years old, he can no longer play with Lego
In the office, no-one can hear you scream at the printer
December 13, 2025 at 12:57 PM
In the office, no-one can hear you scream at the printer
Love a chummy message from the tax bods….
December 10, 2025 at 3:05 PM
Love a chummy message from the tax bods….
Me: so I have an idea for the Christmas lights
MrsS: go on….
Me….
MrsS: go on….
Me….
December 8, 2025 at 12:10 PM
Me: so I have an idea for the Christmas lights
MrsS: go on….
Me….
MrsS: go on….
Me….
Movie you’ve watched more than six times with a gif. Hard mode: no Stars (Wars nor Trek), LOTR, or Marvel.
December 8, 2025 at 7:28 AM
Movie you’ve watched more than six times with a gif. Hard mode: no Stars (Wars nor Trek), LOTR, or Marvel.