Michele Ess
@michele-ess.bsky.social
I'm generally too sensitive for the internet.
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It's so still out here. It's supposed to get very windy soon...hard to believe when it's this still.
December 10, 2025 at 2:16 AM
It's so still out here. It's supposed to get very windy soon...hard to believe when it's this still.
Got to work late, forgot my badge on my desk when I took a cart of books to the elevators. I am now stuck, badgeless, until someone comes by and helps me out. Not a great start to the week 😕
December 8, 2025 at 2:43 PM
Got to work late, forgot my badge on my desk when I took a cart of books to the elevators. I am now stuck, badgeless, until someone comes by and helps me out. Not a great start to the week 😕
Every Thanksgiving weekend...
November 29, 2025 at 9:17 PM
Every Thanksgiving weekend...
You should decorate the house for thanksgiving, they said.
I have way too much to do but, ugh, FINE! I said. DONE.
I have way too much to do but, ugh, FINE! I said. DONE.
November 28, 2025 at 8:10 PM
You should decorate the house for thanksgiving, they said.
I have way too much to do but, ugh, FINE! I said. DONE.
I have way too much to do but, ugh, FINE! I said. DONE.
Walkie-Talkie
Let’s all go around the table and say one word we’re thankful for.
November 28, 2025 at 10:15 AM
Walkie-Talkie
It's been too long since I've played my banjo. My fingertips have lost all of their calluses. I have to start the initiation all over again.
November 20, 2025 at 1:20 AM
It's been too long since I've played my banjo. My fingertips have lost all of their calluses. I have to start the initiation all over again.
So, are we going to watch the new series, Joe? After he calmed up, he said "undomesticated equines could not remove me."
Amazon's Stargate Announcement | Coming to Prime Video
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November 19, 2025 at 11:30 PM
So, are we going to watch the new series, Joe? After he calmed up, he said "undomesticated equines could not remove me."
Going to our ~super secret~ Aurora viewing spot, will contribute to the Blue sky Aurora feed shortly
November 12, 2025 at 2:27 AM
Going to our ~super secret~ Aurora viewing spot, will contribute to the Blue sky Aurora feed shortly
Our current watch comes with a pesky earworm.
November 10, 2025 at 4:04 AM
Our current watch comes with a pesky earworm.
I love when the bullpens run in to participate in the scuffle.
The Bench calls for aid!
The Bullpen will answer!
The Bench calls for aid!
The Bullpen will answer!
November 2, 2025 at 1:26 AM
I love when the bullpens run in to participate in the scuffle.
The Bench calls for aid!
The Bullpen will answer!
The Bench calls for aid!
The Bullpen will answer!
A princess, an astronaut, a gothy kid (maybe actually goth and just turned it up a few notches for the evening?) and a kid in a hoodie with a light-up face mask.
Tuna is NOT keen on all of these people walking around and *gasp* knocking on OUR DOOR!! she's been relegated to the kitchen.
Tuna is NOT keen on all of these people walking around and *gasp* knocking on OUR DOOR!! she's been relegated to the kitchen.
October 31, 2025 at 11:04 PM
A princess, an astronaut, a gothy kid (maybe actually goth and just turned it up a few notches for the evening?) and a kid in a hoodie with a light-up face mask.
Tuna is NOT keen on all of these people walking around and *gasp* knocking on OUR DOOR!! she's been relegated to the kitchen.
Tuna is NOT keen on all of these people walking around and *gasp* knocking on OUR DOOR!! she's been relegated to the kitchen.
Thirty four years ago: the Twins had just won the World Series, kids were putting the final touches on their Halloween costumes, and a storm was brewing. I was a kid, I was there, and it was glorious.
a cartoon says hey everybody an old man 's talking while bart simpson looks on
ALT: a cartoon says hey everybody an old man 's talking while bart simpson looks on
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October 31, 2025 at 1:21 PM
Thirty four years ago: the Twins had just won the World Series, kids were putting the final touches on their Halloween costumes, and a storm was brewing. I was a kid, I was there, and it was glorious.
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The neverending, uninteresting commentary of Smoltz et al is like having a radio on in the background. Unrelated droning radio that I can't turn off without getting up, but I'm too lazy.
October 30, 2025 at 3:02 AM
The neverending, uninteresting commentary of Smoltz et al is like having a radio on in the background. Unrelated droning radio that I can't turn off without getting up, but I'm too lazy.
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Shohei, Yamamoto, Roki and the translators celebrating in the outfield lmao
October 28, 2025 at 3:33 PM
Shohei, Yamamoto, Roki and the translators celebrating in the outfield lmao
My thoughts are with all of the Target employees who are attending the reaping today.
My thoughts are also with those who stayed up to watch 18 innings of baseball last night. I made it to the 12th and said - truth! - "this game is gonna go 18 innings, I'm going to bed". I did, and it did.
My thoughts are also with those who stayed up to watch 18 innings of baseball last night. I made it to the 12th and said - truth! - "this game is gonna go 18 innings, I'm going to bed". I did, and it did.
October 28, 2025 at 1:08 PM
My thoughts are with all of the Target employees who are attending the reaping today.
My thoughts are also with those who stayed up to watch 18 innings of baseball last night. I made it to the 12th and said - truth! - "this game is gonna go 18 innings, I'm going to bed". I did, and it did.
My thoughts are also with those who stayed up to watch 18 innings of baseball last night. I made it to the 12th and said - truth! - "this game is gonna go 18 innings, I'm going to bed". I did, and it did.
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It’s 2028. Snow is falling in Dodger Stadium. No one remembers what a glove is. Freddie Freeman starts tearing a baseball apart with his teeth.
October 28, 2025 at 5:28 AM
It’s 2028. Snow is falling in Dodger Stadium. No one remembers what a glove is. Freddie Freeman starts tearing a baseball apart with his teeth.
I also say WTF to the random Jonas Brothers song in the middle of a World Series game.
October 26, 2025 at 1:41 AM
I also say WTF to the random Jonas Brothers song in the middle of a World Series game.
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Oh, great! Who the hell is going to march 10,000 men up to the top of the hill and march them down again now?
October 18, 2025 at 12:48 AM
Oh, great! Who the hell is going to march 10,000 men up to the top of the hill and march them down again now?
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If I send you this, know I’ve lost my shit
October 14, 2025 at 2:04 AM
If I send you this, know I’ve lost my shit
Largest library-book distributor shutters
(...oh wait ...)
(I know it's 5 words, sorry)
(...oh wait ...)
(I know it's 5 words, sorry)
In honour of spooky month, share a 4 word horror story that only someone in your profession would understand.
rm -rf ~/
rm -rf ~/
"The chancellor approved it"
October 12, 2025 at 1:22 PM
Largest library-book distributor shutters
(...oh wait ...)
(I know it's 5 words, sorry)
(...oh wait ...)
(I know it's 5 words, sorry)
All of these extra innings mean I get to hear the Seattle ads over and over again.
Valley valley valley, GMC!
Valley valley valley, GMC!
October 11, 2025 at 4:32 AM
All of these extra innings mean I get to hear the Seattle ads over and over again.
Valley valley valley, GMC!
Valley valley valley, GMC!
Poor Detroit fans, it's tomorrow in the Eastern time zone.
October 11, 2025 at 4:02 AM
Poor Detroit fans, it's tomorrow in the Eastern time zone.
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JOE BUCK: Welcome to the top of the 47th
[Sun rises]
[Sun keeps getting bigger]
BUCK: yes
[World engulfed by flames]
BUCK: oh god yes
[Sun rises]
[Sun keeps getting bigger]
BUCK: yes
[World engulfed by flames]
BUCK: oh god yes
November 10, 2024 at 6:22 PM
JOE BUCK: Welcome to the top of the 47th
[Sun rises]
[Sun keeps getting bigger]
BUCK: yes
[World engulfed by flames]
BUCK: oh god yes
[Sun rises]
[Sun keeps getting bigger]
BUCK: yes
[World engulfed by flames]
BUCK: oh god yes