This is timely since I’m ready to pack up all of our shit and move to my hometown. Obviously, I already have the romantic partner part covered, and the rest of small town or country living is very attractive right now.

My stepmother got shingles and basically couldn’t walk right for a year. She was essentially dragging one leg and in pain. Very much not something I want to experience.

Yes! This one too. It’s actually what I’m watching on the treadmill this week.

I saw the emotional support chicken nuggets and a toy store yesterday 😂

We love a theme!

Mean auntie! Duke deserves a treat.

Nice, thank you!

Yes!

I _may_ have an unhealthy level of dislike for Jessica Berman. Who could say really...

Right? It's like Berman doesn't even want the product to be good.

I swear to god it’s like the commissioners of both the NWSL and the WNBA actually hate women athletes.

Let’s get this straight:

The Spirit have found a creative way to compensate Trinity within the rules of the CBA. Trinity is completely down with her contract being backloaded and ready to sign. The league wins having their face stay in the league.

….but that’s a no for the NWSL?!?

My top songs are a lot more upbeat than usual. This year I leaned way into summer and lounging in the pool. The songs are from a playlist I call "Sparkly Feelings." In particular "It All Feels Right" just puts me in a good mood and feels like what I imagine champagne is like for people who love it.