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Michelle Jones
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Well-known beet hater. Senior Product Specialist at Big Tech Co. Still homebody af. Racing Louisville, Tennessee Titans, Fever.

Dog person. Jewish. Very gay.
Movie you’ve watched more than six times with a gif. Hard mode: no Stars (Wars nor Trek), LOTR, or Marvel, Disney Animated or Pixar.
December 8, 2025 at 12:19 AM
An icon. A role model.
December 6, 2025 at 1:37 AM
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THE PERSON WHO INVENTED GREEK YOGURT: Do you like it? It’s supposed to taste like that by the way. That was on purpose.
December 5, 2025 at 3:08 PM
December 4, 2025 at 5:17 PM
I hope Trinity signs with one of Michele Kang’s other teams in Europe and they both are like “Same owner, same player can get shit done in Europe but not in the NWSL. WHOSE FUCKING FAULT IS THAT JESSICA BERMAN?”
Let’s get this straight:

The Spirit have found a creative way to compensate Trinity within the rules of the CBA. Trinity is completely down with her contract being backloaded and ready to sign. The league wins having their face stay in the league.

….but that’s a no for the NWSL?!?
December 4, 2025 at 3:11 PM
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Let’s get this straight:

The Spirit have found a creative way to compensate Trinity within the rules of the CBA. Trinity is completely down with her contract being backloaded and ready to sign. The league wins having their face stay in the league.

….but that’s a no for the NWSL?!?
December 4, 2025 at 3:58 AM
WTAF. One of the most talented, dynamic and beloved players in the NWSL wants to stay in the league. Her team wants to pay her. And the commissioner is sabotaging it? Again I say WTAF Jessica Berman.
NEW: The Spirit came up with a multi-million dollar offer to keep Trinity Rodman in the league, which she was ready to accept. It was vetoed by NWSL commissioner Jessica Berman, according to sources.

Where's it leave negotiations? Great question. www.nytimes.com/athletic/686...
NWSL commissioner rejects Spirit’s offer to keep Trinity Rodman in the league
According to sources, the NWSL Players Association has filed a grievance on Rodman’s behalf with the league.
www.nytimes.com
December 4, 2025 at 3:04 PM
I know it's all a big con/grift/whatever but I don't see how that college student isn't dying from embarrassment with all of us seeing exactly how bad her paper was.
December 4, 2025 at 1:37 PM
Is there a map of all the holiday themed pop up bars around town?
December 4, 2025 at 1:00 AM
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In addition to rum, moonshine and peanut butter whiskey, this raccoon at a Virginia liquor store also got into some vodka and eggnog. If you have not tried it, peanut butter whiskey “is excellent,” a PR manager for the store said. The raccoon apparently agreed. trib.al/XurZIQv
December 3, 2025 at 11:10 PM
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They should do MyChart Wrapped
December 3, 2025 at 10:13 PM
You don't know how much you should appreciate Jira until someone says "Nah, we don't put anything in Jira, we just drop everything into a Google Sheet."
a man with a mullet and a mustache is wearing a wig and making a funny face .
ALT: a man with a mullet and a mustache is wearing a wig and making a funny face .
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December 3, 2025 at 6:47 PM
It's that time. What I listen to while working (a lot of soundtracks) always has a lot of impact on my Wrapped. This year I found the soundtrack for Station Eleven to be extremely conducive for getting shit done at work.
December 3, 2025 at 3:28 PM
Yes. Next question.
December 3, 2025 at 3:11 PM
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tl;dr: Yes.
Is Gen X Actually the Greatest Generation?
www.nytimes.com
December 3, 2025 at 2:26 PM
Did I tell y'all that we went to a matinee to see Wicked: For Good last week and the cost for 2 tickets, one small popcorn, a medium drink and a candy was $54? Fifty four American dollars!
December 2, 2025 at 3:49 PM
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Blockin’ shots in Louisville through 2028 🧤🤩

We’ve agreed to a new three-year contract with breakout goalkeeper Jordyn Bloomer!

👉 tinyurl.com/ymwy52be
December 2, 2025 at 3:01 PM
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A judge heard lawyers’ arguments Monday in a years-long lawsuit brought by a Jewish woman against Kentucky’s near-total abortion ban, arguing it is a violation of her religious freedom. From @morganwatkins.lpm.org at KyCIR:
Jewish woman’s lawsuit against Kentucky abortion ban gets a new day in court
A judge heard lawyers’ arguments Monday in a years-long lawsuit brought by a Jewish woman against Kentucky’s near-total abortion ban. A ruling could happen soon.
www.lpm.org
December 2, 2025 at 1:21 PM
I honestly was not expecting and was not mentally prepared for snow of any accumulation this early in the season.
a cartoon of lucy brown in the snow with the words i hate winter below her
ALT: a cartoon of lucy brown in the snow with the words i hate winter below her
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December 2, 2025 at 11:56 AM
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This is Mogley. He just had a very close call. Almost formed an entire thought, but snapped out of it just in time. 12/10 (TT: evilmaizey3)
December 1, 2025 at 11:30 PM
When walking outdoors I’m good with audiobooks. But if I’m stuck on a treadmill I need action movies to distract me. And I mean almost nonstop action (two good ones recently were The Martian and Minority Report). It’s cold now so I’m looking for action packed movie recommendations. Ideas?
November 30, 2025 at 11:34 PM
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November 27, 2025 at 8:01 PM
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It’s here: Our list of 100 Notable Books of 2025. www.nytimes.com/2025/11/24/b...
November 28, 2025 at 1:48 AM
Oh hell yeah. This is extremely my shit.
I WAS GOING TO WAIT UNTIL AFTER TODAY BUT THIS IS A GOOD IN

EVERY DARLENE APPEARANCE ON LETTERMAN

youtu.be/8V2IrH1owdw?...
November 27, 2025 at 8:50 PM
When the restaurant’s orange juice is pulp-free.
a baby is crying while being held by a woman in a crowd .
ALT: a baby is crying while being held by a woman in a crowd .
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November 27, 2025 at 3:20 PM