Sounds like she was stopid

Does this article exist? I’d read it.

Of course you can, by the intermediate value theorem. Doing so is left as an exercise.

Does this immediately get RFK out of regular politics?

Yeah, the comma helps. There was a brief moment when I thought Mark Cuban was Cuban until I remembered how names work.

Also Mark Cuban isn’t Cuban, that’s not how names work. He’s Jewish - they used to be Chabenisky. But there are Cuban Jews! But he’s not one.

Ceilings are the whole point of a house! Like even more so than walls!

I’d eat that and I’m not pregnant

Now the dark meat is quickly disappearing, the carcass will be made into stock, and why can’t they breed a turkey that doesn’t have the light meat?

Yesterday our Thanksgiving didn’t have turkey because somebody forgot to check that the fryer worked. Didn’t miss it. We stuck the turkey in the oven and had some turkey when the girls were like “why are we going to bed without dinner?”

reminder if you are still in clean-up mode today, don’t overwork your garbage disposals.

today the busiest day of the year for plumbers. fats, starches, and bones do not belong in a disposal or drain.

reduce food waste, compost where you can, and don’t treat your drains like a trash can.

I hear they may also require us to bet on sports soon

I think maybe we eat more, on average?