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Home Alone game: Drink every time Daniel Stern crosses his eyes in pain
December 27, 2025 at 1:49 AM
Home Alone game: Drink every time Daniel Stern crosses his eyes in pain
The best gift.
December 23, 2025 at 6:03 AM
The best gift.
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Chicago is having none of this administration's BS.
December 20, 2025 at 9:40 PM
Chicago is having none of this administration's BS.
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My response to anything over the next two weeks
December 18, 2025 at 6:10 PM
My response to anything over the next two weeks
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2,000 laid-off Paramount employees are wondering where tf the company just found $100 billion.
December 8, 2025 at 4:55 PM
2,000 laid-off Paramount employees are wondering where tf the company just found $100 billion.
December 6, 2025 at 4:47 AM
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37% of Republicans can go fuck themselves.
December 4, 2025 at 9:55 PM
37% of Republicans can go fuck themselves.
Spotify: "Here are your top five songs that we selected for you on shuffle"
December 5, 2025 at 1:10 AM
Spotify: "Here are your top five songs that we selected for you on shuffle"
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"You know the difference between a real science and a pseudoscience? A real science recognizes and accepts its own history without feeling attacked." - Foucault
December 2, 2025 at 1:25 PM
"You know the difference between a real science and a pseudoscience? A real science recognizes and accepts its own history without feeling attacked." - Foucault
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It's December. The goal is to find MELIA a home for Christmas. We can do this. Over 810 days waiting. Poor baby. A quiet adult only home, no dogs, cats are ok. 3.5 years old, around 50 lbs. Come on New York!
Hempstead Animal Shelter
(516) 785-5220
3320 Beltagh Avenue , Unit
Wantagh, NY 11793
Hempstead Animal Shelter
(516) 785-5220
3320 Beltagh Avenue , Unit
Wantagh, NY 11793
December 1, 2025 at 1:55 PM
It's December. The goal is to find MELIA a home for Christmas. We can do this. Over 810 days waiting. Poor baby. A quiet adult only home, no dogs, cats are ok. 3.5 years old, around 50 lbs. Come on New York!
Hempstead Animal Shelter
(516) 785-5220
3320 Beltagh Avenue , Unit
Wantagh, NY 11793
Hempstead Animal Shelter
(516) 785-5220
3320 Beltagh Avenue , Unit
Wantagh, NY 11793
The Christmas tree at Union Station
November 27, 2025 at 7:28 PM
The Christmas tree at Union Station
RFK's head, basted to perfection.
November 27, 2025 at 6:51 PM
RFK's head, basted to perfection.
Other people talking about AI: "That's creepy."
Me: "Finally someone who uses proper grammar!"
Me: "Finally someone who uses proper grammar!"
November 25, 2025 at 2:26 PM
Other people talking about AI: "That's creepy."
Me: "Finally someone who uses proper grammar!"
Me: "Finally someone who uses proper grammar!"
Me when the person in front of me stops short at the top of an escalator
November 20, 2025 at 5:55 PM
Me when the person in front of me stops short at the top of an escalator
Top five film genres:
Entomologists with flamethrowers
Adolescents find a dead body
Hungover MILFs in minivans
Bachelor accountants united in sarcasm
Unexplained rash epidemic
Entomologists with flamethrowers
Adolescents find a dead body
Hungover MILFs in minivans
Bachelor accountants united in sarcasm
Unexplained rash epidemic
Top five film genres:
Oops she's a robot
Sports injury romance
That child/monkey is way too smart/evil
Actors doing nonspecific southern accents
Someone murdered my Sifu, I will now murder HIS Sifu
Oops she's a robot
Sports injury romance
That child/monkey is way too smart/evil
Actors doing nonspecific southern accents
Someone murdered my Sifu, I will now murder HIS Sifu
Top five film genres:
a bunch of people you just want to hang out with for a couple hours
directed by former stuntmen/fight choreographers
Strippers who kill dudes
Italian sci fi
Giant monsters destroy things/each other
a bunch of people you just want to hang out with for a couple hours
directed by former stuntmen/fight choreographers
Strippers who kill dudes
Italian sci fi
Giant monsters destroy things/each other
November 19, 2025 at 4:42 AM
Top five film genres:
Entomologists with flamethrowers
Adolescents find a dead body
Hungover MILFs in minivans
Bachelor accountants united in sarcasm
Unexplained rash epidemic
Entomologists with flamethrowers
Adolescents find a dead body
Hungover MILFs in minivans
Bachelor accountants united in sarcasm
Unexplained rash epidemic
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“Mom, can you help me with my science fair project?”
Me:
Me:
a man in a suit and tie is talking about being a scientist myself
ALT: a man in a suit and tie is talking about being a scientist myself
media.tenor.com
November 16, 2025 at 6:04 PM
“Mom, can you help me with my science fair project?”
Me:
Me:
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For no particular reason….posting former U.S. Attorney General John Mitchell’s mugshot before he went to Federal prison for committing numerous crimes on behalf and or/at the direction of President Nixon including obstruction of justice and conspiracy.
November 15, 2025 at 2:05 AM
For no particular reason….posting former U.S. Attorney General John Mitchell’s mugshot before he went to Federal prison for committing numerous crimes on behalf and or/at the direction of President Nixon including obstruction of justice and conspiracy.
One thing we've learned from the Epstein documents is that Epstein was completely incapable of writing a coherent sentence.
November 13, 2025 at 2:41 PM
One thing we've learned from the Epstein documents is that Epstein was completely incapable of writing a coherent sentence.
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Check out the aurora borealis #8647
November 13, 2025 at 12:12 AM
Check out the aurora borealis #8647
This bitch will burn in Hell.
November 12, 2025 at 9:03 PM
This bitch will burn in Hell.
Aurora tonight!
November 12, 2025 at 5:27 AM
Aurora tonight!
It's about damn time. Now do the CDC and the air traffic controllers.
US judge bars Education Department emails blaming shutdown on Democrats — Reuters
A federal judge ruled on Friday that President Donald Trump's administration violated the free-speech rights of furloughed U.S. Department of Education employees by altering their out-of-office email ...
apple.news
November 7, 2025 at 11:07 PM
It's about damn time. Now do the CDC and the air traffic controllers.
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CDC Figures It Easier To Start Tracking People Without Measles
CDC Figures It Easier To Start Tracking People Without Measles
ATLANTA—As the agency struggles to manage a measles caseload that has erupted to its largest size in decades, the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention stated Monday that at this point, it would ...
theonion.com
November 4, 2025 at 9:00 PM
CDC Figures It Easier To Start Tracking People Without Measles