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midge.bsky.social
Midge
@midge.bsky.social
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Relentless architect of my own hell
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Me: I need to be productive today
Also me:
Illustration of skeletor-like character lounging on a sofa, cozy fire in the background, casually sipping wine with a remote in the other hand, pink cat curled up next to them
December 31, 2025 at 12:15 AM
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Merry Covid-mas!
December 24, 2025 at 8:21 PM
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Same
A license plate that reads “OLMIDGE” which is hilarious because the poster is ALSO named midge, but a very young, very vibrant, midge (arguably the best kind of midge)
December 6, 2025 at 10:56 PM
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They should’ve called them Treese’s
December 4, 2025 at 2:25 AM
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if you’re cold they’re cold
let your demons in
Photo of a collection of icicles that have formed outside a window that look like a creature or a ghost or a demon idk it’s got a nice ass tho
November 30, 2025 at 6:39 PM
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Weatherman with graphic saying Friday high Saturday high Sunday high Monday high
November 29, 2025 at 5:37 PM
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This place has everything!
November 28, 2025 at 2:51 AM
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What in the festive fuck
Photo of a Santa figurine with a big hand and making an O shape with his mouth
November 18, 2025 at 12:49 AM
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Just leave the door open, nothing matters anymore
POV of a person sitting on a toilet in a public restroom with the door open
November 10, 2025 at 12:59 AM
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That’s such a French thing to do
November 3, 2025 at 11:43 PM
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the origin story of the cabbage patch kids is terrifying
Picture of a severed doll hand with roots “growing” out of the bottom
October 28, 2025 at 2:18 PM
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Mentally I’m here:
Framed and compelling painting of a forlorn dog in a cone
October 25, 2025 at 12:38 AM
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It’s probably bitter
Photo of a bakery case with a sign that seems to read “Hand made scorn”
October 21, 2025 at 4:04 PM
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Somebody I used to meow
Picture of a person with their cat. They have their face painted black and white in the same pattern as the cat. Reminds me of that guy from the band Gotye
October 15, 2025 at 11:56 AM
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People over 40 watching birds at the bird feeder
Picture of a crowd going wild with enthusiasm
October 9, 2025 at 2:03 PM
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Rider down, I repeat rider down
Photo of a broom that lies riderless in the road
October 8, 2025 at 12:22 AM
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When you think the argument is over but then you hear them mumble some shit under their breath
Young man turning his head quickly resulting in his hair flying out from his head due to the speed, his face seems to say “WTF did you just say”
September 30, 2025 at 1:58 PM
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Seasonal depression waiting for the sun to start setting at 5 pm
Picture of a ghostly looking woman wearing a long black dress staring intently from the corner
September 7, 2025 at 6:37 PM
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Graphic of Disney world with a caption that says “I’m going to Disney World!” - Measles
September 6, 2025 at 4:52 PM
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them: any plans this weekend?
me:
Jane Fonda looking determined, wearing an eye mask on her head and a robe, filling a watermelon with vodka (or maybe rum)
September 6, 2025 at 12:32 AM
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When my kid starts telling me about his favorite YouTuber
Photo from the Oval Office of president Zelensky looking bored and despondent
August 20, 2025 at 1:35 PM
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me: I have a little headache
WebMD:
A smiling SpongeBob gesturing to an open coffin that Patrick is holding open with the caption “okay get in”
August 7, 2025 at 6:27 PM
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Me, trying to see the good in people
Collage of my child looking through binoculars, looking over his glasses with more glasses on his head
August 3, 2025 at 4:44 PM
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When I get messages from work on Saturday
Disgruntled looking but adorable dog on a couch
August 3, 2025 at 12:22 AM
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Trying to remember someone’s name right after they told me
Messi looking very blank
July 29, 2025 at 4:23 PM