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midnighthag.bsky.social
Lex 🌃
@midnighthag.bsky.social
Ur local cryptid | chairman of the board of evil bitches | clown school dropout | ad meliora
It’s me and my tiger balm + 600 mg of ibuprofen against this world tbh
December 4, 2025 at 1:31 AM
To anyone and everyone out there for No Kings:

Fuck yeah, and thank you.
October 19, 2025 at 3:27 AM
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If you’re calling for civility in a time when fascism is overtaking the country then you are on the side of the fascists
September 18, 2025 at 5:25 PM
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just ordered a chopped salad and everyone there knew u
September 6, 2025 at 10:47 PM
Microdosing studying for LSATs by playing Ace Attorney
September 8, 2025 at 7:22 PM
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Stardew? You're stardewn to piss me off
September 6, 2025 at 1:04 AM
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Oh.
September 3, 2025 at 12:21 PM
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For some people, it’s never going to be a genocide unless it’s of Jewish people and there’s no point in trying to convince them otherwise
September 3, 2025 at 1:56 PM
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eternally thankful for men with big tiddies
August 27, 2025 at 9:17 PM
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Via Variety: 'Guillermo del Toro refused to make #Frankenstein with too much visual effects and green screens: "I want real sets."'

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August 20, 2025 at 5:47 PM
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July 26, 2025 at 11:54 PM
I think the funniest thing about 28 Days Later is they stop to sleep in the middle of the drive from London to Manchester.
My dude that’s a 4 hour drive. It’s the distance from LA to Vegas. I know people who work a full shift, drive to Vegas, stay up all night partying, and drive back the next day
July 26, 2025 at 1:17 AM
Hi hello it’s me, reminding myself and yall that i love gay people
July 25, 2025 at 9:46 AM
My kingdom for blu ray of Nacho Libre
June 30, 2025 at 12:55 AM
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me all day at work
June 18, 2025 at 12:13 AM
Having an autistic partner with a wide variety of interests rocks bc i can ask a random question into the ether and he knows the answer 90% of the time, and if he doesn’t, he’ll find out within 10 mins
June 11, 2025 at 8:58 PM
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The people standing up to those Nazi fucks in LA are heroes.
June 8, 2025 at 2:25 AM
Almost every single video on my yt rn is “why ____ is bad” “the problem with _____”

Can you bitches let me watch videos about reading, history, and textile arts without shitting all over it plz i’m so tired
April 27, 2025 at 11:16 PM
One of my fave things about studying history and having a background in clothing is knowing that the constant appropriation of counterculture fashion by the right wing and fascist groups is directly linked to the right wing + fascists being boring and bitchless
April 26, 2025 at 1:21 AM
Earlier: hm i wonder why I’ve been such a raging bitch
My body:
a woman with short hair and a necklace is pointing at the camera
ALT: a woman with short hair and a necklace is pointing at the camera
media.tenor.com
April 2, 2025 at 5:22 AM
Went to the thrift store and saw my middle school bully
April 2, 2025 at 2:14 AM
I’ve been wanting to customize my clothes more and embroidered lil spider on a back pocket 🕷️
March 30, 2025 at 2:22 AM
Me: I can’t read French
Also me:
March 22, 2025 at 8:41 PM
co-working space???? Shut the fuck up and go to the public library
March 22, 2025 at 4:25 AM
Threatening my uterus to stop making me feel this way by google searching hysterectomy every so often
March 8, 2025 at 3:22 AM