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A witch for your pyres.

TheWordsSheNeverSpoke.co.uk is where I write.
‘A series of unfortunate events’ except it’s just me wandering round the house sighing as I note that my garage roof has a leak and that the shampoo holder has fallen off my shower wall.
December 26, 2025 at 12:09 PM
After significant searching I cannot find anyone who has a similar experience to the bullshit situation I have found myself in. I may actually be unique in kinda the worst way ever.

🏆
December 24, 2025 at 10:23 PM
Really cool that for 2026 everyone in the entire world has decided to just have a rest year and be totally chill for a while.

Glad we’re all doing this because I am fucking exhausted.
December 24, 2025 at 7:13 PM
Stupid obligations. I just want to spend Christmas the traditional way. Holed up in my pitch black room eating chocolate and playing red alert 2.
December 24, 2025 at 10:32 AM
I spent my 20s vigorously exercising and you’re telling me I don’t get some sort of ‘done your time’ pass in my 30s?
December 24, 2025 at 8:50 AM
I think iTunes allowing you to buy individual tracks off albums was the point when society started to fall apart actually
December 24, 2025 at 8:26 AM
Payday being ever so slightly earlier than usual is the real Christmas.
December 22, 2025 at 7:34 AM
For reasons I can’t explain other than ‘vibes’ I believe that Helen Joyce is also in that intersection.

Do I believe that a lot of TERFs are redirecting their sexual frustration/confusion with us into anger and hatred?

Yes I probably do believe that.
Made a diagram to save time explaining why i find most social interactions exhausting.
December 21, 2025 at 7:26 PM
Made a diagram to save time explaining why i find most social interactions exhausting.
December 21, 2025 at 2:37 PM
So many songs about ‘she was hot but a horrible person, but this girl is unattractive but beautiful inside.’

My guy, you can have someone that is beautiful inside and outside. They’re called trans women. Why are you limiting yourself like this?
December 19, 2025 at 9:30 AM
A discussion from this week:

Me: ‘the trans community has no voice in the uk mainstream media’

Them: ‘well you’re all individuals with your own views and opinions, I don’t see how or why one person should speak for all of you’

Literally the most disingenuous bullshit I’ve heard in a while.
December 19, 2025 at 8:12 AM
Debating what to wear to my work Christmas meal tomorrow.

Thinking of going for the ‘Ma’am please, this is a family restaurant.’ look.
December 18, 2025 at 8:25 PM
Whatever happens today, we will get up tomorrow and keep fighting.

Nothing changes. We will still win. I love you all.
December 18, 2025 at 12:18 PM
Reposted by Amie.
Looks like Levy may be dropping at 2pm.

1) Dont panic
2) Itll take some careful analysis so beware people jumping the gun
3) put your own mental health first.

If youre posting stuff, be responsible and mind other mental health. Use warnings etc as appropriate.

Looks like a busy weekend for me.
December 18, 2025 at 11:41 AM
The cool thing about this world view is that I can claim absolutely no responsibility for the shitty decisions I make.

It’s all just random baby.
My entire life is just going in a random direction then switching direction when I hit moderate resistance.

I’m basically a roomba trundling about in some infinite dimension living room.
December 17, 2025 at 8:15 PM
My entire life is just going in a random direction then switching direction when I hit moderate resistance.

I’m basically a roomba trundling about in some infinite dimension living room.
December 17, 2025 at 8:13 PM
Watching my dog absolutely lose his mind over an empty muffin case on the kitchen side that is well out of his reach.

Is this Capitalism?
December 15, 2025 at 11:10 AM
I’m taking the view that the damage I’m doing to my life is good actually.

Like small controlled fires to stop a wildfire.

This forest needs a chance to grow.
December 15, 2025 at 10:48 AM
Today in the de-tech roadmap:

A new doorbell.

A ‘push the button, hope someone hears it’ doorbell. No app, no cameras, no mics.

So far I’ve ditched all my streaming services. My smart speakers. Smart vacuum. Smart whatever’s.

And every step has felt like freedom.

It’s been fun but I’m out.
December 15, 2025 at 8:42 AM
At what age do you just become a trauma dump for your parents?

‘Hey it’s me your daughter. I know we don’t talk about my life much or at all but actually bad things keep happening to me and I’m getting pretty scared and …’

‘Oh. Your problems? Sure we can talk about those again I guess.’
December 13, 2025 at 8:10 PM
My oracle prediction:

In the next few years we’ll see cinemas put in a mid movie block of ads. Maybe pitched as an intermission or something.

Save this for when I’m right.
December 13, 2025 at 3:51 PM
Reposted by Amie.
HR departments countrywide need to start treating gendercrit employees as potentially hostile. As soon as you are required to interact with one, you dust off the rulebook, you dot every eye and cross every t, and you assume bad faith at every turn.

They are a threat to every organisation.
December 8, 2025 at 5:12 PM
*gently sobbing* ‘please, just put me in the battery, please, I wasn’t hired for this. This language isn’t even in ascii characters. What do you expect me to do’
Give me a movie that’s just two hours of a dev staring at an obscure for loop, then giving up and letting the machines win.
December 8, 2025 at 8:51 PM
I like Tron because bright flashing lines and bass make my brain feel good.

If all future Tron movies could just be 2 hours of heavy bass and some sort of neon windows media player visualiser, without you know, the rest of it, that’d be perfect tbh.
December 8, 2025 at 6:26 PM
New brainrot transfem passing test just dropped.
December 8, 2025 at 5:48 PM