I have a signed copy of this 😭 I met Tommy at a showing of The Room in London a few years ago

My planned series ‘a series of harrowing, jesus fuck make them stop events’ was deemed inappropriate for any audience.

In book 8 we discover that the app is down when I go to pay my credit card statement.

The beauty in the design of this Punishment Realm is that the reward at the centre is good enough that sometimes it almost feels tolerable in here. And to leave the Punishment Realm would be to forfeit that reward for ever. Which would destroy you.

I am nothing if not a good engineer…

Freeing yourself from the Punishment Realm is very difficult when you are also the architect, builder and maintainer of the Punishment Realm.

No one can say I didn’t willingly make the decisions that led me here, but by gods does some of that free will retrospectively feel like coercion…

Also happened to me. More qualified than I’ve ever been. Everything gets questioned now. Also had people just entirely cut me out of technical and management decisions that should have been pretty much solely mine to make.

Sucks.

Ah fuck it, let’s go.

Is it even Christmas if you can’t spend hours feeding mind controlled citizens into a shredder?

It’s too late to start. It’s too late to continue.

The only reasonable approach is to find a high back leather chair that’s pointed at a fireplace. Sit in that and slowly become a lich or something.

Screaming ‘get out’ every now and again at any personal trainer that wanders into your chambers.

Even cd singles usually managed to squeeze some garbage in there for the good of the people

Something about individualism vs the socialism of the bangers financially supporting the b sides

Interpolating and reuploading other people’s videos at 240fps to pump and dump the video essay market.

Colour me unsurprised 🙄

Is this a GIC endo? Presumed cis?

Smh endo fool

Please tell me more about how ‘sports are a contentious topic’ whilst trying to look down my top.