Mikealt
@mikealt.bsky.social
Eyelid removal surgery is the new BBL
I’ve never seen Jorge Polanco blink
October 13, 2025 at 10:43 PM
Eyelid removal surgery is the new BBL
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Broken Eggs, by Jean-Baptiste Greuze, 1756
October 6, 2025 at 2:38 AM
Broken Eggs, by Jean-Baptiste Greuze, 1756
"You are the sum of all preceding you, yet seem indifferent to yourselves. A culture grown disinterested, even in its own abysmal wounds." - Moore, From Hell
Some of this aged well
Some of this aged well
September 10, 2025 at 3:45 AM
"You are the sum of all preceding you, yet seem indifferent to yourselves. A culture grown disinterested, even in its own abysmal wounds." - Moore, From Hell
Some of this aged well
Some of this aged well
Dreamed I was eating dinner with Garrett Crochet and he just won the Cy Young for this season and brought it to dinner. He was opened beers with it
September 2, 2025 at 2:59 PM
Dreamed I was eating dinner with Garrett Crochet and he just won the Cy Young for this season and brought it to dinner. He was opened beers with it
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a lot of people are heading online these days without even touching a keyboard or mouse, thanks to what i call "the smartphone revolution." apple got the ball rolling when they came out with the iphone, but there are all kinds of makes and models out there now. selling like hotcakes, too
August 16, 2025 at 4:57 PM
a lot of people are heading online these days without even touching a keyboard or mouse, thanks to what i call "the smartphone revolution." apple got the ball rolling when they came out with the iphone, but there are all kinds of makes and models out there now. selling like hotcakes, too
How old will I be when I finally learn that Oreos before brushing teeth is a bad idea?
April 28, 2025 at 6:56 AM
How old will I be when I finally learn that Oreos before brushing teeth is a bad idea?
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Whenever listening to someone in the tech world talk about the inevitable dominance of some tech or product, it's helpful to remember that 5 years ago every single one of them said that we were on the verge of everyone wearing VR headsets for work and play.
April 17, 2025 at 8:44 PM
Whenever listening to someone in the tech world talk about the inevitable dominance of some tech or product, it's helpful to remember that 5 years ago every single one of them said that we were on the verge of everyone wearing VR headsets for work and play.
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Will the owner of a Tesla model S, license plate H-O-R-N-D-O-G please report to the parking lot. Your car is stupid.
April 17, 2025 at 8:34 PM
Will the owner of a Tesla model S, license plate H-O-R-N-D-O-G please report to the parking lot. Your car is stupid.
Just had a stare-down with a big man in a Honda fit. I think I won.
March 4, 2025 at 4:55 AM
Just had a stare-down with a big man in a Honda fit. I think I won.
I'm too old to be a bat boy. But a bat boyfriend... Never too old
February 27, 2025 at 4:31 AM
I'm too old to be a bat boy. But a bat boyfriend... Never too old
Can you put hand lotion on your wrists or is that strictly body lotion territory?
February 8, 2025 at 5:11 AM
Can you put hand lotion on your wrists or is that strictly body lotion territory?
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Reposted by Mikealt
the I think you should leave subreddit is doing better journalism than mainstream media
February 3, 2025 at 12:07 AM
the I think you should leave subreddit is doing better journalism than mainstream media
Got COVID and no taste. Figured what better time to bite into an onion. Probably some saying about making onionade
January 30, 2025 at 2:37 AM
Got COVID and no taste. Figured what better time to bite into an onion. Probably some saying about making onionade
Anyone wearing sunglasses indoors at an airport is famous. Stop them and ask where you know them from. They love that.
January 30, 2025 at 1:52 AM
Anyone wearing sunglasses indoors at an airport is famous. Stop them and ask where you know them from. They love that.
Started The Long Walk (@stephenking.bsky.social) while watching Squid Game 2 this week. Making for some uniquely specific stress dreams.
December 31, 2024 at 2:02 AM
Started The Long Walk (@stephenking.bsky.social) while watching Squid Game 2 this week. Making for some uniquely specific stress dreams.
I'm nothing if not a canvas for mustard, oil, and coffee. #wearwhite
December 20, 2024 at 6:36 AM
I'm nothing if not a canvas for mustard, oil, and coffee. #wearwhite
Baby Jesus Lizard. Live shows in a giant manger.
December 20, 2024 at 5:35 AM
Baby Jesus Lizard. Live shows in a giant manger.
Just learned this was a thing. www.kobemural.com
Kobe & Gianna Bryant Murals Locations in Los Angeles and Worldwide
The best source and mural map for all Kobe & Gianna Bryant art locations in Los Angeles, California and around the world. Documenting Kobe mural street and wall murals.
www.kobemural.com
December 17, 2024 at 4:46 AM
Just learned this was a thing. www.kobemural.com
I have no empirical evidence that Iowa is actually a state. It's all hearsay as far as I'm concerned.
December 16, 2024 at 1:54 AM
I have no empirical evidence that Iowa is actually a state. It's all hearsay as far as I'm concerned.
My only hope is that the next generation can live in a world that doesn't require watch batteries
December 10, 2024 at 5:28 AM
My only hope is that the next generation can live in a world that doesn't require watch batteries
@brianfirenzi.bsky.social Aaaaany chance you have that old SegaCDGames art archived somewhere public? Timothy Snippertips has been my word for "Scissors" for what feels like a decade...
December 8, 2024 at 1:49 AM
@brianfirenzi.bsky.social Aaaaany chance you have that old SegaCDGames art archived somewhere public? Timothy Snippertips has been my word for "Scissors" for what feels like a decade...
A bad cover is reaching. A good cover is homage. A great cover is a different song entirely.
December 7, 2024 at 6:25 PM
A bad cover is reaching. A good cover is homage. A great cover is a different song entirely.
Briskly walking down stairs with arms crossed has to be the most awkward looking motion the human body is capable of.
December 7, 2024 at 12:08 AM
Briskly walking down stairs with arms crossed has to be the most awkward looking motion the human body is capable of.