Mike Cruikshank
@mikecruikshank.bsky.social
SoCal Local. Husband, Father, Jedi, Democrat. Dodgers, Aussie Rules Footy fan. I block MAGA, fascists, and idiots! Sometimes they're all the same person.
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VICE PRESIDENT COUCHFUCK MCGEE (A "DOUGHY PANTLOAD" WHO NO ONE LIKES!) TURNED THE WHITE SUPREMACY DIAL ALL THE WAY TO ELEVEN IN THE DUMBFUCKIEST SPEECH EVER GIVEN. THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO MY VERY POWERFUL POST IN WHICH I EXPLAIN IT ALL. LINK IS HERE: bit.ly/4sb6lK8
December 22, 2025 at 5:31 PM
VICE PRESIDENT COUCHFUCK MCGEE (A "DOUGHY PANTLOAD" WHO NO ONE LIKES!) TURNED THE WHITE SUPREMACY DIAL ALL THE WAY TO ELEVEN IN THE DUMBFUCKIEST SPEECH EVER GIVEN. THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO MY VERY POWERFUL POST IN WHICH I EXPLAIN IT ALL. LINK IS HERE: bit.ly/4sb6lK8
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here's today's post: "first they came for the white people, and I didn’t speak out— because what in the stupidest fuck ever"
your Sunday shitwit round-up.
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first they came for the white people, and I didn’t speak out— because what in the stupidest fuck ever
your Sunday shitwit round-up
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December 22, 2025 at 3:40 PM
here's today's post: "first they came for the white people, and I didn’t speak out— because what in the stupidest fuck ever"
your Sunday shitwit round-up.
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When it comes to developing a healthcare plan for Americans, Donald Trump takes YEARS with no results, but when it comes to slapping his tacky name on the Kennedy Center for the Performing Arts, he is ON IT within 24 hours. #Priorities
December 19, 2025 at 5:08 PM
When it comes to developing a healthcare plan for Americans, Donald Trump takes YEARS with no results, but when it comes to slapping his tacky name on the Kennedy Center for the Performing Arts, he is ON IT within 24 hours. #Priorities
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Happy EPSTEIN Files Release Day Eve for all those who celebrate!!! 👍
December 19, 2025 at 12:09 AM
Happy EPSTEIN Files Release Day Eve for all those who celebrate!!! 👍
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here's today's post: "old man yells at country" — scenes from a batshit speech.
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old man yells at country
scenes from a batshit speech
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December 18, 2025 at 4:23 PM
here's today's post: "old man yells at country" — scenes from a batshit speech.
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I watched the Trump address so you don't have to.
December 18, 2025 at 2:25 AM
I watched the Trump address so you don't have to.
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here's today's post: "Susie Wiles shit-talks sewer clowns. hilarity ensues."
is Wiles a Russian asset?
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Susie Wiles shit-talks sewer clowns. hilarity ensues.
is Wiles a Russian asset?
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December 17, 2025 at 4:11 PM
here's today's post: "Susie Wiles shit-talks sewer clowns. hilarity ensues."
is Wiles a Russian asset?
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here's today's post: "Donny’s very shitty week ends with new Epstein photos released" — ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.
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Donny’s very shitty week ends with new Epstein photos released
ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
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December 12, 2025 at 4:00 PM
here's today's post: "Donny’s very shitty week ends with new Epstein photos released" — ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.
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All I want for Xmas. 🙏
December 11, 2025 at 7:33 PM
All I want for Xmas. 🙏
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LYING: It's the Lord's work!
December 10, 2025 at 7:04 PM
LYING: It's the Lord's work!
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This is a time in our nation's history that will be remembered for all the broken fools who needed so much attention.
December 9, 2025 at 10:29 PM
This is a time in our nation's history that will be remembered for all the broken fools who needed so much attention.
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Trumplethinskin creates his own version of reality & then expects us to believe it as if we don't have eyes, ears or functioning brains.
#SAD 🤣
#SAD 🤣
December 10, 2025 at 6:19 PM
Trumplethinskin creates his own version of reality & then expects us to believe it as if we don't have eyes, ears or functioning brains.
#SAD 🤣
#SAD 🤣
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here's today's post: "Alina quits, Brainworms pulls up, and Donny’s a complete piece of shit. it’s a trifecta of stupid!"
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Alina quits, Brainworms pulls up, and Donny’s a complete piece of shit. it’s a trifecta of stupid!
good fucking riddance to the parking garage lawyer
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December 9, 2025 at 4:16 PM
here's today's post: "Alina quits, Brainworms pulls up, and Donny’s a complete piece of shit. it’s a trifecta of stupid!"
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WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK? FOR THE SEVENTH TIME IN A MONTH, DONNY INSULTED A REPORTER WHO IS WOMAN OF COLOR TO HER FACE — AND NOT ONE OF HER COLLEAGUES SPOKE OUT. SAY SOMETHING, YOU WORTHLESS SHITS! MANY SAY I HAVE WRITTEN A POST LIKE NONE THOUGHT POSSIBLE, THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION —> bit.ly/48YCg93
December 9, 2025 at 5:22 PM
WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK? FOR THE SEVENTH TIME IN A MONTH, DONNY INSULTED A REPORTER WHO IS WOMAN OF COLOR TO HER FACE — AND NOT ONE OF HER COLLEAGUES SPOKE OUT. SAY SOMETHING, YOU WORTHLESS SHITS! MANY SAY I HAVE WRITTEN A POST LIKE NONE THOUGHT POSSIBLE, THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION —> bit.ly/48YCg93
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If you’re celebrating the mass deportations of distraught, exhausted human beings seeking refuge, you probably shouldn’t be singing sweet songs about a baby with “no crib for a bed.”
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December 9, 2025 at 11:58 PM
If you’re celebrating the mass deportations of distraught, exhausted human beings seeking refuge, you probably shouldn’t be singing sweet songs about a baby with “no crib for a bed.”
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johnpavlovitz.substack.com/p/christian-...
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here's today's post: "Republican women are revolting" — Holy Mike’s speakership is in peril. boo fucking hoo.
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Republican women are revolting
Holy Mike’s speakership is in peril. boo fucking hoo.
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December 7, 2025 at 4:12 PM
here's today's post: "Republican women are revolting" — Holy Mike’s speakership is in peril. boo fucking hoo.
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here's today's post: "shh! don’t wake Preznit Fuckwit, cabinet meetings make him sleepy" — Don Snoreleone snoozes again.
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shh! don’t wake Preznit Fuckwit, cabinet meetings make him sleepy
Don Snoreleone snoozes again
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December 3, 2025 at 3:57 PM
here's today's post: "shh! don’t wake Preznit Fuckwit, cabinet meetings make him sleepy" — Don Snoreleone snoozes again.
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Maybe she was just another crisis actor, Alex.
November 26, 2025 at 7:30 PM
Maybe she was just another crisis actor, Alex.
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here's today's post: "shitwits in disarray! Republicans revolting as the wheels are coming off Preznit Fuckwit’s clown car"
enjoy your increasing irrelevance, Donny
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enjoy your increasing irrelevance, Donny
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shitwits in disarray! Republicans revolting as the wheels are coming off Preznit Fuckwit’s clown car
enjoy your increasing irrelevance, Donny
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November 25, 2025 at 4:03 PM
here's today's post: "shitwits in disarray! Republicans revolting as the wheels are coming off Preznit Fuckwit’s clown car"
enjoy your increasing irrelevance, Donny
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enjoy your increasing irrelevance, Donny
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here's today's post: "Liddle Marco and his ace team of shitwits got played by Russia — again" — how was this even allowed to happen?
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Liddle Marco and his ace team of shitwits got played by Russia — again
how was this even allowed to happen?
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November 24, 2025 at 3:45 PM
here's today's post: "Liddle Marco and his ace team of shitwits got played by Russia — again" — how was this even allowed to happen?
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“His abusive and excessive use of the GV Jet for his personal adventures and the assignment of SWAT-qualified special agents to guard his girlfriend are indicative of his lack of leadership experience, judgment and humility,” he added...
www.nytimes.com/2025/11/23/u...
www.nytimes.com/2025/11/23/u...
Patel Under Scrutiny for Use of SWAT Teams to Protect His Girlfriend
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November 24, 2025 at 6:42 PM
“His abusive and excessive use of the GV Jet for his personal adventures and the assignment of SWAT-qualified special agents to guard his girlfriend are indicative of his lack of leadership experience, judgment and humility,” he added...
www.nytimes.com/2025/11/23/u...
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November 24, 2025 at 8:25 PM
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here's today's post: "awesome — we’ve now reached the ‘execute Democrats’ phase of Mad King Fuckwit’s reign" — what could go wrong?
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awesome — we’ve now reached the ‘execute Democrats’ phase of Mad King Fuckwit’s reign
what could go wrong?
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November 21, 2025 at 3:59 PM
here's today's post: "awesome — we’ve now reached the ‘execute Democrats’ phase of Mad King Fuckwit’s reign" — what could go wrong?
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here's today's post: "‘things happen’ — because bone saws, they’re so unpredictable" — laugh it up, you fucking ghouls.
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‘things happen’ — because bone saws, they’re so unpredictable
laugh it up, you fucking ghouls
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November 19, 2025 at 4:31 PM
here's today's post: "‘things happen’ — because bone saws, they’re so unpredictable" — laugh it up, you fucking ghouls.
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