Mike Ingram
@mikeingram.bsky.social
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Writer, editor, cat dad. Editor at Barrelhouse. Co-host of the Book Fight podcast. Author of Notes from the Road (Awst Press). https://mikeingram.substack.com/
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I do feel like the underlying lesson of the class is "you can just do things, there aren't any rules."
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They settled on 2,500 words b/c we read @kevinrmaloney.bsky.social's story "Ghost" and they decided that was a length they liked--"kinda long, but without feeling long," so someone copy/pasted the text into Word to get an exact count, then rounded up. Editing!
Ghost by Kevin Maloney
originally published by Hobart, October 2014 re-animated by HAD, October 2021 Two days before Halloween I caught my wife having sex with my best friend Dave in a position we’d never trie...
www.havehashad.com
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My editing & publishing class at Temple will be opening soon for submissions for a special online issue of Barrelhouse, with the theme "The Dirty Issue." Fiction & nonfiction up to 2,500 words, and up to 5 poems. Usual @barrelhouse.bsky.social contract & payment.
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Finally saw Uncut Gems, which was great, except for the part where I had, like, three full-story-arc stress dreams and woke up exhausted
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Gonna be thinking about this lede for a minute.
(RNS) — Last month, the Rev. David Black stood in front of a Chicago-area U.S. Immigration and Customs Enforcement facility and spread his arms wide. Adorned in all black and wearing a clerical collar, the pastor looked up at a group of masked, heavily armed ICE agents on the roof and began to pray.

“I invited them to repentance,” Black, a minister in the Presbyterian Church (USA), said in an interview. “I basically offered an altar call. I invited them to come and receive that salvation, and be part of the kingdom that is coming.”

But when Black began to lower his arms a few seconds later, the agents responded to his spiritual plea by firing pepper balls, or chemical agents that cause eye irritation and respiratory distress, video footage shows. One struck Black in the head, exploding into a puff of white pepper smoke and forcing him to his knees. Fellow demonstrators rushed to his aid, and as the pastor rubbed his face in pain, the agents continued to fire.

“We could hear them laughing,” Black said.
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I don't know if it's a geographical divide or a cultural one, but I have learned that I cannot refer to a pizza as "a pie" without feeling like a fraud
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Turned autocorrect off on my phone, which has been a surprisingly humbling experience
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Whereas I would read something that kinda blew my mind and then lose way too much time either trying to imitate it or come to terms with the idea that my own "thing," whatever that was, could also be a worthwhile project.
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Thinking about a friend from grad school who was very good at saying "oh, but that's not really my project" about writers/works she admired (or hated) as a way of not getting pulled into too many directions while trying to focus on her own work. And how that's probably a useful skill beyond writing
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Just popping in real quick to see if there are any recent updates on the ol' mortal coil, shuffling-wise
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/4 Chappelle: did you ever notice how princes drive like THIS and Malaysian guest workers under the kafala system drive like THIS

Riyadh crowd: [rapturous joy]

Chappelle: y’all a great, this is free speech culture
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If this site ruins my enjoyment of waffles I’m taking it down with me
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Whenever I do a good post that gets low engagement
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They came up with the theme partly because it could be interpreted in so many different ways: dirty money, gossip ("the dirt"), pollution, grime, vices of various kinds. Though they've been pretty clear they don't want erotica or smut (not that there's anything wrong with erotica or smut!)
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More detailed submission call to come, but my editing & publishing class at Temple U. will once again be doing a special online issue of @barrelhouse.bsky.social, this time with the theme "The Dirty Issue." We'll open soon (hopefully next week!) for fiction, poetry, and nonfiction.
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To my parents’ credit, this was the one time I brought home a bad grade that they were basically like “yeah, it’s fine, who cares”
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A student today said I had "very nice" handwriting, so I have finally avenged my very mean third-grade teacher who gave my an Unsatisfactory on my report card for penmanship
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A student today said I had "very nice" handwriting, so I have finally avenged my very mean third-grade teacher who gave my an Unsatisfactory on my report card for penmanship
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A thing I do sometimes when driving around Philly is if someone honks at me I wave and smile like they‘re an old friend saying hi
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When I was a kid, I liked to make yogurt eating a game, where I'd eat as much of the unflavored part as I could stand, so then I could slurp up the delicious sugary goo at the bottom. Which sounds gross to me now!
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One of my editing & publishing students said, "I really like the stuff we read on that journal's website, but the font was so tiny and hard to read," and my old-man heart got so full I had to resist the urge to hug them.
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veryimportant.lawyer
“I’m strong and I want to have like fifty kids and a farm” of course you do. You’re twelve. “I don’t want to eat vegetables I think steak and French fries is the only meal” hell yeah homie you’re twelve. “Maybe if there’s crime we should just send the army” bless your heart my twelve year old buddy