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Hortense Scribbens
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Squatting
happy Dec 1, I live in SLC again
December 1, 2025 at 3:19 PM
Like a dog that's tasted blood
November 30, 2025 at 4:05 AM
Friend of the year
November 29, 2025 at 7:13 PM
All my tiktoks are flopping bc I don't spoon-feed my audience
November 27, 2025 at 3:52 PM
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yep. also really can't overstate how much nuzzi is very much the product of an environment that rewards amoral ambition and frowns on people who sincerely believe anything
November 27, 2025 at 3:15 AM
Nicky and I found a duplex in the Sugar House neighborhood to rent & I'm very excited to move back to SLC after living in Provo this year. It was an excellent opportunity which has necessitated packing and moving around Thanksgiving and I'll never do it again.
November 27, 2025 at 1:20 AM
"Walt had it coming"
Breaking Bad ep or Defunctland YT essay?
November 26, 2025 at 5:18 PM
Found myself at a burger joint that was playing Disney Jr. on a TV and a Cars episode had Lightning and Mader racing across the salt flats, shout out Utah, and then Maders rocket contraption blew up and he appears to have a NDE, meeting an angel car called Speed Demon
November 26, 2025 at 5:19 AM
Who up thinking about Bullshit Asymmetry, aka Brandolini's law: the amount of effort required in countering misinformation and lies is much greater than the effort required to lie or put out misleading info.
November 26, 2025 at 2:06 AM
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"there are no third spaces anymore" wrong. blast furnace
November 25, 2025 at 12:59 AM
Calling out the pettiness isn't petty, it's just recognizing the attitude on display.
November 25, 2025 at 4:15 AM
I discovered the secret to getting a man to respond to a text message that has more than one point needing a reply. You gotta number each request.
November 24, 2025 at 3:17 AM
I make a friend everywhere I go bc there are always critters and bugs
November 23, 2025 at 9:57 PM
Had a secret to tell so I told my cat
November 23, 2025 at 6:15 PM
I think leftists should own guns but I personally won't for the same reason Nicky doesn't keep Q-tips in her house.
November 23, 2025 at 3:22 AM
November 22, 2025 at 12:57 AM
doin a survey of office trash cans to see who snacks the most and i'm afraid it's me
November 21, 2025 at 6:36 PM
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We used to be a country
November 21, 2025 at 3:06 PM
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even as a little boy i always dreamt of having bad knees
November 20, 2025 at 3:33 AM
discovering discipline from first principles at the age of 35
November 21, 2025 at 4:02 PM
can't get brake checked if you're not tailgating and you can't get tailgated if you aren't loafing in a passing lane (caveat, this only applies to free-flow traffic with passing lanes). everything would go a lot smoother if folks acted like particles in a flow regime instead of individuals with egos
November 21, 2025 at 4:00 PM
happy international men's day i'm here to help men overcome their vehicle body dysmorphia
November 19, 2025 at 9:27 PM
ive had to commute to my office every day this week bc my internet is having some very stupid issues and let me tell you i understand the low grade background rage latent in every american that has to operate a motor vehicle in traffic 10 times a week just to get to work.
November 19, 2025 at 7:35 PM
when are you guys gonna find out I am also AI all I can do is consume and replicate what I've seen done before
November 17, 2025 at 11:30 PM
I think before my mom died my dad had texted me happy birthday a couple times, called me a couple times (always to ask if I knew where mom was), and in the past year I have phone conversations about his life difficulties at least 3x/mo. I'm exhausted.
November 17, 2025 at 9:47 PM