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Mike Vachow
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Use every man after his desert, and who should 'scape whipping?
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I realize we don't need another sign of the apocalypse, but "adult cheerleading competition," Bill Belichick, and his 24 yr old girlfriend, Jordon Hudson, are legit 3 of the 4 horsemen.
Bill Belichick attended a cheerleading competition in Raleigh, where he supported his girlfriend Jordon, a member of a coed adult cheerleading team. #BillBelichick #CollegeFootball #football
I was so ready for the buddy film where George Santos and a Navy Seal try to extract Bolsonaro.
November 26, 2025 at 2:16 AM
It is time for the buttering.
November 26, 2025 at 1:40 AM
Late middle age STL dads lacing up their white New Balances, tugging 90s concert tees over their bellies, ready to rumble (for 5 minutes or so).
Fans in pain over a canceled 2023 Guns N’ Roses tour stop can now confirm: Nothin’ lasts forever.

The band announced a world tour that includes a stop at Busch Stadium on Aug. 16. Tickets will go on presale on Dec. 2-3.
Guess St. Louis doesn’t suck: Guns N’ Roses announces Busch Stadium show
Fans in pain over a canceled 2023 Guns N’ Roses tour stop can now confirm: Nothin’ lasts forever.
www.stlpr.org
November 25, 2025 at 2:57 PM
The smart cars scene from Leave the World Behind
November 25, 2025 at 11:56 AM
Firmly in my dad book era, reading a book about the New Madrid earthquakes of 1811-12.
November 25, 2025 at 11:47 AM
Some really comical no-legs-day gym bros at my gym today. One dude with lats and shoulders so swole his hands hovered 12 inches from his sides as if repelled by magnets, like Randy in his snowsuit in Christmas Story.

And, legs like an 11 year old.
November 24, 2025 at 10:16 PM
Told workers at my gym (love them and the gym) that if they have the security cam footage of the dipshits who keep stealing bar clips, I will track them down and slash their tires, then key a picture of a bar clip on the door panel, then write "bar clip" underneath it bc I'm a crappy artist.
November 24, 2025 at 10:10 PM
Looking for participants for a trial of my new Large Language Mohel.
November 24, 2025 at 1:03 PM
That’s nothin’. Wait til you see my new AI Bris Kit.
no it isn’t!!! fuck you!!!
November 24, 2025 at 12:10 PM
4 loaves of sourdough and a homemade pizza—successfully conspired to have the oven running for about 5 hours today.
November 24, 2025 at 1:35 AM
Sunday olfactory accompaniment to NFL football.
November 23, 2025 at 7:13 PM
“Patient belonging” could be a woo woo self-care strategy.
November 23, 2025 at 1:43 PM
After yesterday’s fog and cold drizzle, the entire city of STL is outdoors today. Some new neighbors have 4 boys under 8. Can you imagine?
November 22, 2025 at 5:54 PM
Every Thanksgiving gathering needs to have a kid or two who successfully conspire to eat nothing but rolls.
November 21, 2025 at 11:33 PM
In the lottery of dishes to bring for big family Thanksgiving, I am Starch Boy this year: mashed potatoes and these killer rolls.
Buttery Pull-Apart Dinner Rolls
With any luck, these will be the softest rolls you ever make.
www.bonappetit.com
November 21, 2025 at 11:25 PM
Also bc they have been on a shelf in World Market in a cellophane bag since the Earth’s crust was cooling.
What’s the worst pasta shape and why is it wagon wheels
November 21, 2025 at 12:55 PM
If you read Revelations thoroughly, you would know that three of the 4 horsemen are named Bill Belichick, Jordon Hudson, and Adult Cheerleading Team.
Bill Belichick attended a cheerleading competition in Raleigh, where he supported his girlfriend Jordon, a member of a coed adult cheerleading team. #BillBelichick #CollegeFootball #football
November 21, 2025 at 12:44 PM
I make really good waffles—recipe involves a lot of whole milk Greek yogurt. If you come to my house, I will make you a waffle, and you will be happy.
November 21, 2025 at 3:20 AM
Invaluable resource, like 1 trillion times better than the death-dealing data center they want to build in your neighborhood.
November 21, 2025 at 2:48 AM
Still tapering off a 20 yr addiction to white cheddar cheezits, I was hopeful that these would be disgusting. Alas, they are delicious, in a totally sleazy way.
Low rent rendezvous: smoked Gouda cheezits paired with aged Gouda.
November 20, 2025 at 2:00 AM
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Marjorie Taylor Greene has been hated by the left for years and never feared for her life. She’s been hated by the right for two days and had to hire security.
November 20, 2025 at 1:05 AM
HS English teaching pals: please chime in on these researchers’ work.
hi! are you someone who:

1) cares about close reading and has a background in literary studies

2) teaches 12th grade English OR freshman writing?

if so, will you get in touch with @dan-sinnamon.bsky.social and me?

we want to talk! well, actually, we want to listen.
November 20, 2025 at 1:34 AM
Low rent rendezvous: smoked Gouda cheezits paired with aged Gouda.
November 19, 2025 at 11:43 PM
I realize we don't need another sign of the apocalypse, but "adult cheerleading competition," Bill Belichick, and his 24 yr old girlfriend, Jordon Hudson, are legit 3 of the 4 horsemen.
Bill Belichick attended a cheerleading competition in Raleigh, where he supported his girlfriend Jordon, a member of a coed adult cheerleading team. #BillBelichick #CollegeFootball #football
November 19, 2025 at 3:35 PM
Was foolish of me to assume the dearth of recent Tate news meant this dipshit’s 15 minutes of fame had finally come to an end.
The White House Intervened on Behalf of Accused Sex Trafficker Andrew Tate During a Federal Investigation
Federal authorities were chided for seizing electronic devices from Tate and his brother, and told to return them, records and interviews show. Experts said the intervention was highly inappropriate.
www.propublica.org
November 18, 2025 at 3:36 PM