Sorry I broke your ass, bro.
I know first hand you used to be tight, and, what can I say?
It felt good breaking you in and I'll keep on stretching it out for ya. Maybe I'll get both hands in next time.

A Tesla explodes outside a Trump hotel in Las Vegas, shaking up everyone inside.

Dear Whoever's Writing Our Present: your metaphors are getting a bit too obvious, maybe try being a bit more subtle in the coming year.

I just want to be good enough for your starter packs. #FCF

If you see this, I invite you to post a picture (from whatever device you’re using) without explanation.

Cumming 21 times a month reduces your risk of prostate cancer.

Good news - if you’re consuming my content, you already are a goontard.

Update on my quest to find a chatbot I can bounce porn ideas off of: I was able to install gpt4all on my computer and while running the "Mistral OpenOrca" chatbot, got it to suggest some possible batecaps to me. Not the most original in the world, but a start...

Welcome the legendary @jockgod.bsky.social

“How’s Day 12 going?”
Well I just took my first cock using just spit 🥰 honestly never thought I’d be able to say that.

New to Bluesky and wondering how to be horny? Here's a beginner's guide to being an AtProto whore.

First, seeing NSFW. You'll have to go into your settings and turn on a few things. In addition to broadly enabling adult content, you can choose how explicit material is showed to you!

Thanks to @azgaycub.bsky.social, I hit the 500-follower mark. So, what am I doing to celebrate?

(I was thinking of doing a 3-or-more-way with followers, but I'm open to suggestions. And volunteers.)

Not sure what's going on. It's been stationary for awhile.

Last night's #supermoon #supermoon2023

Just installed and it looks promising!

https://www.theverge.com/23811032/google-reading-mode-android-how-to